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There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single...

I guess a coping saw is a thing? Whatever but it reminds me of an old joke Guy goes into a hardware store asking for a flat bastard file. The clerk is new and she gets upset at the customer and tells him he shouldn't be using that sort of language even if this is a hardware store. As she's...

Cad is apparently taking a shower at stop lights. If he can shut off the water and avoid the slinky effect, people on phones should be able to. What we really need is an app for your phone that tells you when the light is about to turn green. Gotta say, that sounds like a recipe for rear...

Hell I thought they were canceled after 1. now I'm worried next year they'll be telling us it's only getting 3 years but that's because the first 3 seasons were in the can before they started airing season 1.

scientologist and amish, then. Scientamish? Amitologist?

What's the phone book for?

By all accounts the two talk often. Matt does some things specifically to fuck with Jeff. He has also killed off characters because he doesn't like how Jeff voices them. I heard an interview with both of them where they said Jeff asks Matt specific questions and gets his input on voices. So...

WTF makes him think brahama will help?

Are you mormon? My mormon boddies in Jr high and high school had that setup. We called them mormon-mobiles.

Why was Jim Breuer playing for the NFL team?

Interesting question. I don't remember years, but my mom had an orange camaro for a while (probably late 70's, it was ugly on many levels but it was the first car I got to drive in the school parking lot), and later a Cadillac. She worked for a bank and she often got to drive around repos they...

I can't go back and read what was going on at all those points other than the first one, and for that I will point out that there is no indication the players are hearing that. Sort of like when a chapter opens with time till level collapse. They don't need that, I think it's in their headsup...

If I was a narrator, I would read that characters lines like slowpoke rodriguez. Speedy Gonzales's cousin.

LibreOffice works great for me. I have to use that 365 bullshit at work so I know first hand LibreOffice is better.