Recent content by Hoss

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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    20 bucks is 20 bucks even for a miscer.
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    The walls are padded so they don't echo.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    where do you find them?
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    DON'T YELL AT ME! Wait, yell at me again, I think it's helping.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    And here I thought fences with "Posted" and "No Trespassing" signs covered that kinda thing. Fair enough. Next time it comes up, I'll immediately sue the people who ran into the rebar for illegally putting up a hidden trap on my property. First one to sue has the advantage, right?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Man, I'm not up to date on legal definitions of traps, but I'd be hard pressed to believe something that doesn't move could be considered one. Traps usually have triggers and a spring that causes other things to happen. Maybe you could say a punji stake pit covered by a tarp is still a trap...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Caption this picture: "I need a baby seal"
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    On my own property? I guess not. But if you mean on public property like in the original rustle, I wasn't exactly suggesting he write his name on the stakes.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Holy shit that looks just like Megan Fox. You know, if she was from Ohio or something.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    20 inches? Was it in 24 inch tall grass? How the fuck could someone miss that? I'll tell ya what, there is one thing I regret about when we did that. I didn't put up a camera.
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    Mugshawtys

    Yeah but that's done with marker. That's why I said she didn't have the guts to carve it in.
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 2!!

    Araysar vs. Goatface - Bet welcher who also deserves a lifetime asshat achievement Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - He needs this title Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - He's a special kind of asshat, but an asshat nonetheless Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Justice for everyone who has to share the road with...
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    AssHat 2025 Voting: Round 1. Cast your votes!!!

    What the fuck?
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    They're trying to crack down on illegal voting. In years past you could vote on every page and lickingdick wouldn't even notice.