Recent content by Hoss

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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Because we borrowed too many words from the french.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Some self destructed and got shown the door. I think one other got real scarce after he won, but came back eventually.
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    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    Yeah I'd agree he was the most interesting immy. But I would put Joe as my favorite supporting character. Which, Joe did show up eventually in The Raven. It definitely picked up steam as it went. But in my experience, all shows are pretty awkward in the beginning. I think it his its stride...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Sounds like Quarks bar that the Hilton in Vegas used to have. Went along with a pretty cool ride. 2 rides towards the end. Quarks was fantastic. When it comes to star wars, I'm always a kid. But that cost though. I've been to disney a couple times and Universal studios 3 or 4 times. I...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Yeah I really Really wanted to do that Star Wars thing. But the money. Jeezus. Is the ''windowless indoor resort'' the star ship hotel you'd spend a week in while 'in transit' to Batuu. I was willing to try that if it didn't cost so much.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Also, I would shoot your special parallel parking gestapo on sight. I assume the badge would be 2 straight lines and they would parallel park behind you when they pulled you over, so they would be easily recognizable. A true emperor would outlaw parallel parking. Streets are for fucking...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I never said I couldn't. Technically I've only ever hit the curb once and have been otherwise perfect.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've been told Military disability is untouchable by exes though. Had an uncle who went to the VA to get disability so his ex couldn't get his military retirement anymore.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't think I've ever heard of a clutched automatic unless that's what paddle shifters are. During Driver's Ed I was perfect at parallel parking. Day of the driving test, the trooper asked me how my parallel parking was and I said excellent. So he went, great, it's free now, lets get it...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Cruise control is what leads to this.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Oh shit, that's right. Car Wreck.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Cover art for new book.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Yeah well, apparently if you're over 25 you don't have to do it. I'm sure most of the bad drivers are adult immigrants.
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    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    So you're saying I should save it for a night when I'm drinking. Gotcha and I can do that.
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    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    Hold on now, you're wrong on a couple of counts. First off, amanda was not one of the best characters. She was one of the characters. The spinoff didn't ruin her, she was always a cunt. It just didn't play as well when she was the lead. Second, The Raven was pretty good. I found it a few...