Recent content by Hoss

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    The Boys

    We'll never know. No one will care about her in 2 years. Her OD may be a footnote in local news wherever it happens, but most people will go "Who?"
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    So you have dehydrated lotions. You just need to add a little water and work it back and forth a few times.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My HSA account just had a policy change that I have to use passkey instead of my password (that is so awesome that forgot what it was for a few days). I need to log in for tax documents, so after I remembered the password I tried to set passkey up. They have to save the passkey either to the...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Expiration dates on first aid items are bigger bullshit than expirations on medicines. It's all a fucking cash grab.
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    Dating

    Ask her if she got a good look at him, and she'll tell you it wouldn't do any good because it was a different person every time she turned around. grats on the crazy pussy. Sounds like she knows where you live, so you broke Rule #1. Hopefully that's an apartment you can ditch easily.
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    Dating

    What is #LBFM?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My limited recollection says they start losing their baby teeth around 6.
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    Highlander

    Mom I'd Like to Fuck. It's right there in the name. No age limit. Cougar is indeed something different. In the porn industry it just means a woman with bolt on tits. But they're all about pretending anyway, so you can't let that cloud your mind. That's ridiculous but the kid was 13 by the...
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    Highlander

    Yeah, it was fucking awesome, wasn't it? Have you tried original Battlestar Galactica? The only problem with BSG, in my eyes, was that it was so short. Lucy's oldest child was born in 1988. The show ran from 95-01. Hell, she had a second one while the show was running in 99. So regardless...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I think you mean so the cowboys can get him for a discount.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why do kids under 6 need dental care? Over exposure to fluoride makes you retarded and at young ages its easy to be over exposed. This article focuses on fluoride in water, but fluoride in toothpaste also counts...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What kind of fly by night plumbers cut your shit up and don't fix it? I've had plumbers have to dig into concrete and cut up floors of a pier and beam house and they always fixed it before the job was done.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I think what matters about it is that it's all a big political cartoon about the apothecary. Or the krakaren. I can't remember if they're the same.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We saw this at a zoo. I pulled her close and said "Isn't nature beautiful?" You should quack at her when you're horny.