Sounds like you need a 24 year old female college grad with a jira board scheduling twice daily meetings.
To track token usage, but also to reduce productivity by trapping you in endless meetings so that you use fewer tokens
All I remember from the cartoon network reboot was them constantly pointlessly spinning and juggling their swords
At least everyone looked like they were on super roids tho
I did that shit to gear my Warrior alt in Velious. Went to the Dwarf castle at level 5 and offered to make change/provide food and water for the folks killing there in exchange for rotting loot. Had a full set of the plate pretty quick.