Recent content by RobXIII

27 eh? How old are ya? lol So I was glad I dated her, she was a personal trainer and as I was married for 20 years with kids, hadn't been with someone in better shape than me in decades. That part was fun. Buuuut, the best way to describe it was that dialogue with her was like an RPG, where...

Eww that's gross. The height doesn't scare me off, hell she wouldn't have to kneel for oral sex (sorry for the....low blow) ...but that septum ring is fair warning :P

Good advice! The 1st butt check was finally scheduled just now. It's not the butt stuff I'm scared of, instead, well I can't remember the last time I haven't eaten for 24 hours. I'm a prolific snacker and terrified O.o

They released the Public Test Realm finally. But can't figure out how to get it approved on Steam, so only people who paid for it on the website can access it. Friends and I are still playing this 1 or 2 times a week. It's bare bones, but we appreciate that it can be super challenging some...

Finished Pragmata, then did the end game Signal thing after the credits where you get the option for a harder boss fight but a slightly better ending. EVER so slightly lol, but the implication is there

A mystery poop on the deck of a ship during a wedding you say?

I count my blessings, hit 50 and no body issues whatsoever*, I'm just as active as I was as a teen. I know the warranty on my body parts are about to expire, so I stay lightly active every day, even joined a run club. But I won't do anything stupid like run a half-marathon. That's just...

I heard tequila can cure most ailments. I'm not sure if that is true, but it's worth a shot.

Work will randomly reset the Youtube algorithm. "Search to get started with Youtube!" I have no idea what to type lol.

I convinced the late wife to keep pumping after the last kid stopped breastfeeding. I told her it was basically a free work out you can do watching TV. She burns calories, I get to keep playing with engorged boobs. I miss those times. Random boobs:

Reminds me of how I got my first ever Mtn Dew, I was like 5 and randomly hit the pretty green button, and it came out for some reason. My parents were ahead of me and didn't notice

I bought a flamethrower attachment for my grill's propane tank. We were redoing the kitchen, and the 40 year old linoleum glue was just not coming up after breaking like 6 blades. It smelled terrible and I probably have mesothelioma now but that shit came off in one sheet after heating up.

FUCK, I haven't seen that yet. What will you do next you scumbag, spoiler the Titanic movie? Or even worse, ruin the ending of Passion of the Christ? Blech!!!1!!!1!eleven