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  1. OU Ariakas

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    My boys (10, 10, 9, and 7) have never been very interested in Star Wars because I have not really exposed them to anything outside of the original trilogies characters. I purposely never got them anything from the Sequel Trilogy because it is fucking awful. BUT, they saw the Mando/Grogu...
  2. OU Ariakas

    The Odyssey (2026)

    Nah, still out. Retarded "reimagining" for modern audiences needs to go away for 20 years. I hope this shit bombs hard.
  3. OU Ariakas

    Path of Exile 2

    It is actually impressive how lame the keystones are. GAIN FOUR PERCENT EXTRA DAMAGE AS LIGHTNING??? WHOOOO! I find it funny how much more I craft in this game because of the advanced levels of crafting materials but at the cost of determinism. I also sort of see the complaint about mapping...
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    Path of Exile 2

    After calling this game ok and not playing for a few seasons I figured out my problem. I was playing a melee mace build. By merely switching to an invoker monk the game became 400% better. I am at maps and really not understanding how people dont like this game. It is great and now I am going to...
  5. OU Ariakas

    Mortal Kombat II (2025)

    It is pure nostalgia bait. Opening night.
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    Resident Evil (2026)

    Why even call it Resident Evil? I would have been more excited about this as a regular horror movie than I am about it being RE
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    They Will Kill You (2026)

    I think she is hot as Domino
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    They Will Kill You (2026)

    Am I the only one that thinks Zazzie Beats is hot?
  9. OU Ariakas

    Dating

    If you follow the Marriage/Divorce thread you would know that my situation was different and the idea of spending time with women who wanted to be around me is something that had been missing for a long time. Also, how the fuck do you know what I am or am not enjoying? I have already had...
  10. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    Dude is a masochist and wants to be Elden Lord so that he can make everyone cursed with pain and suffering forever. He enlists your help....and you can bring about his age as one of the endings.
  11. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    I don't think he has the balls to do it, but what if it was the last tarnished to even get close to Lordship? Like, we could have him kill a few of Marika's other children that were never named in game, and then the end of the movie is our protagonist getting slain by Morgott at the entrance...
  12. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    I am interested to see who the actual protagonist of the movie is going to be. Is it going to be a no-name that just gets called "Tarnished" by everyone and doesn't talk much, if at all? I think that is the way to go...but would require so much restraint from the director and writers.
  13. OU Ariakas

    Dating

    My assumption was that she just wanted to bang me! Honestly, though, I don't make that decision until I'm actually on the date and talking to them. There have been a few times already that the girls have been ready and willing to go back to their place but I don't do it because I know that...
  14. OU Ariakas

    Dating

    I would not mind having a girlfriend, but I am not going to just take the first one that comes along. Also, dating is expensive and can be exhausting. I think that is beside the point here, though. We did not talk about anything deeper than the weather and then she created my personality...
  15. OU Ariakas

    Dating

    So I match with this older woman (51) on the apps. She is cute, fit, and seems to be looking for someone to spend time with. She mentioned having a pool and I joked about having a farmer's tan from all of the baseball games I attend for my kids. I sent her a super unflattering shirtless pic...
  16. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    It is hard to root for it with the history of video game adaptations; but Miyazaki has never let me down. You've all changed my mind. I am now cautiously optimistic.
  17. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    Of course I can do it, I like the first Silent Hill movie even though it wasn't even close to as good or deep as the game. I just don't understand the reasoning behind doing it at all. Most video game adaptations are duds, and this one just doesn't seem accessible at all. Maybe you two are...
  18. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    Ok, so why would you want an inferior take on it? There is almost no way they can make a satisfying story out of a game whose narrative is designed to be revealed over eighty hours of gameplay. Even then it is incomplete by design. If they had the balls to drop us into an Elden Ring story that...
  19. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    Bro, I dont think that Hollywood of any age could make a good movie from a FromSoft game. I certainly don't know why they would agree with their most popular property. Real question: did you play Elden Ring? If so, do you play for the story?
  20. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    Yeah, but the way the story unfolds is not a direct narrative. I just dont see how it is going to translate well.
  21. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    There is no way a hollywood movie can do his story justice. There just isn't.
  22. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring

    Fucking Nick Offerman in an Elden Ring movie. Hollywood is fucking retarded and so is FromSoft for thinking that they would even make a middling story about this world. TLDR; this is going to suck.
  23. OU Ariakas

    Resident Evil Requiem

    Ah, so it is going to *not* be Resident Evil. Nice.
  24. OU Ariakas

    Street Fighter (2026)

    This is going to be terrible and I will absolutely *not* regret the 20 bucks I spend to see it in the theater.
  25. OU Ariakas

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    I almost want you shawed for posting such obviously fake info, but everyone checking this thread when it is bumped knows that the fat fuck is never finishing Winds.
  26. OU Ariakas

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I am a truly casual NFL fan, and when I saw this I thought "I swear this is the dude who sucked really badly and was caught with that nasty codeine/purple drank/skittles combo more than once." Then, I went into the comments and saw all the references to Lean. So no matter what he says, the...
  27. OU Ariakas

    Home buying thread

    I have no idea, but I have also never had this problem because I do not ever place hot pots/pans directly on the countertop. I am a guy that thinks that if you have enough money to make this decision, then you have enough money for a few giant silicon pot pads.
  28. OU Ariakas

    Home buying thread

    Yeah, for either one to be timeless you need it to not have a ton of colors. Go with a solid that has minimal veining, not the spotted ones.
  29. OU Ariakas

    Home buying thread

    As someone that didn't start with any particular preference for granite or quartz - after having both I much prefer granite. Quartz being almost unstainable and not having to be resealed really makes it stand out. Also, don't skimp and go with 1"; do either 1.5 or 2". The difference is stark.
  30. OU Ariakas

    Mortal Kombat II (2025)

    All is right in the world. I will be seeing this opening weekend.
  31. OU Ariakas

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    Sucks. River City Ransom soundtrack still plays in my head all the time.
  32. OU Ariakas

    Man on Fire

    Absolutely not. The movie was almost perfect.
  33. OU Ariakas

    Ryan Coogler's The X-Files

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    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    It also has 0 to do with them being women and everything to do their smug, condescending speeches about the absolute most retarded nonsense.
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    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    No, she is spewing garbage to sound smart and independent and the worst part of her quote was the "We have become very comfortable having this weird ownership of women’s bodies" section. What the fuck does this actually mean? No followup from the reporter asking her who owns her body and how...
  36. OU Ariakas

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    Nice that they gave away the whole plot, most of the story beats, and all of the characters so that I don't have to watch it and learn anything for myself!
  37. OU Ariakas

    MLB 2026: Welcome To The Neo Empire

    Interspersed with Carry, Carry, Moving Screen, Carry, Carry, Moving Screen, Moving Screen, Moving Screen.
  38. OU Ariakas

    Dating

    I'm going to give a lighter update to post-divorce dating. I recently realized that every girl I have gone on even a single date with was a C-cup or larger. It has been glorious.
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    Path of Exile

    This is how it should have been forever. So many almost great pieces of gear that I passed because yolo'ing one goddamn mod was so fucking expensive. Now? DO IT.