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I’m surprised you’re still alive to tell the tale, how did you not drown in pussy?

Is this an EQEmu biopic

Prob marriage fell apart and shacked up with Guild Leader getting ready for WoW Forever?

Is there a dual wield melee build or does everyone use sword n board?

Roll up a female DElf Send Trent AI tiddy pix Collect refund

I mean for sure but then you made all the money back hacking plant spawns tho

Contrast this place to their Discord, Reddit or Forums where everyone licks their balls 24/7 and it makes sense

“Light years better than pantheon” doesn’t exactly sound like a ringing endorsement lol

How has Secrets not been trolled into renaming those Euro servers so as to not offend the Europeans being invaded by Africa

I would imagine they have the data on cancelled subs even if it isn't reflected in the website until they go inactive?

Ok on second thought maybe we cancel that BBQ and grill out over the dumpster fire 🔥

I predict that will be a while… I mean they had to spend extra time putting hats on deep gnomes I’m not even sure they have a solid plan for how armor will look on deep dwarves

Is this really gonna be how it starts, that shit again?

You got some sweet memories of banana sized cocks? Not sure we want to hear them tbh but, happy for you!

Send in Mr Sox

Vanguard had honestly great class design and it’s sad that this Dev team either never played it or straight up ignored it, not sure why. I think their original plan was to straight up copy EQ p99 and then when they realized that wasn’t gonna fly they left themselves with too little time to...

The irony of calling someone else a faggot after you yourself rolled a Halfling Bard

Just have trolls spawn under a bridge somewhere doesn’t need any more explanation

Gimme my Trollquisitor if Deep Gnomes can be bards all bets off

If you’re not wearing spider silk hat you are a straight up failure

Elementalist

@Intrinsic finish up that house so we can bbq for next season

What it’s supposed to do is randomly assign the 1s but it sounds like their code sucks so it ends up distributing very unevenly

Saw this one on the Discord lol, start petitioning every Monk you see using bare fists on “suspicion of boxing”

You know what you had to do, Rampage and @Pasteton already on it. DM Shawn the magic starter phrase

You don’t need good racials to roll the GOAT race FFS people Big Beards. Big Dicks. Big… bearded… women? Wait a minute… Ya know what on second thought let’s roll Dwarves and go cyber some elf chix

Imagine being a Rampage member You take off from your help desk job for a week using your PTO You play all week pooping in socks and subsisting on pizza rolls in your minivan down by the river All that time, flushed down the toilet, banned for picking up plants lmfao #FoHSupreme

I’m shocked Rampage abused all these herb nodes and calling the GM a loose cannon

Grabbit Allworth indeed, sir.

I don’t get this one but maybe I’m just not the target market. I’d give a few medallions to my wizard honestly reward the dude for sitting on his ass Medding instead of running around loot whoring IMO I don’t think this has anything to do with WoW I think loot whoring has been a thing since...

Hm huge cash boost but only if you’re the type of player that lives in a minivan down by the river and plays on a Wednesday morning eh?

FOH = minivan dad guild Rampage = lives in a minivan down by the river guild

Pretty sure it is soft confirmed that Kriddle is actually a decamillionaire financier who goes by @Blazin

wtf it’s Zombie Blazin

Your guild leader has posted already you don’t need an economy to be the most elite warlords of whatever the hell this game is Deep Gnome Bards lame as fuck

I’m starting to sense what I’ve been missing in this game 🤔

Bro you can read all about Secrets server back in the day and it was batshit insane and nothing like THJ EverQuest: Chainbreaker launches April 1st, 2023 - EQEmulator Forums

… was his name Evilsdru

Petitionquest him and run over his foot with a Rickshaw IMO