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Patrick Stewart is one of those that hit a bit harder than most. Picard is his best role, and one of those roles where you can't really imagine anyone else playing (which makes it crazy to think at first Gene Rodenberry said he was "not going to have a bald Englishman" as his next captain). But...

Scrawled on a public toilet wall: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Faggots are from Uranus.

This is good, though not quite as good as the Gypsy Kings version.

I've always liked Vallee's approach to this subject. It's going to be a shame when he's gone.

You can store your sweet rolls there too now!

First Dolly Parton, then Tim Curry, and now Mladic! Great people do pass away in threes!

Soon the robots will take all of our jobs! 😭 But new jobs will be created! ☺️ The Robo Fluffer! 🤪

I decided to commemorate Dolly Parton's death by organising a wet T-shirt contest at work. HR is so excited they are demanding I come to them for a meeting immediately! 😊

Football (or "soccer" as you yanks like to call it) is an amazing sport. Fit black men are imported from Africa to be bought and sold by wealthy elites, then they do hard work in the sun in a (football)field while white people sit and watch over them.

Company after company outsources their work to India and gets all their shit leaked. You'd think they'd learn, but like Hollywood making one woke bomb after another, they won't. Still, funny though.

They just need $1 billion more in funding. Just buy more $1000 ship packs and you'll get to play it at the retirement home.

Tldw: Asmon might have ass cancer and then he drops truth bomb after truth bomb.

Speaking of Asmon...

Is this why Mulder didn't start eating pumpkin seeds until after the Flukeman episode? :emoji_thinking:

Wait... his death was "sudden and unexpected "? What was he doing touring a Ukrainian drone plant with Lindsey Graham?!? :emoji_thinking:

Shower thought time... Star Wars. Episode IV. Battle of Javin. The rebels are hiding on the moon of a planet. Grand Moff Tarkin, who is in control of a planet killing death star has just entered the system, but the moon is on the other side of the planet and it'll take him a while to orbit...