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  1. Heriotze

    Cold Storage

    The twist is that he's super ghetto and she's hyper refined and knows electrical engineering because she's working on a veterinary degree.
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    Cold Storage

    This is terrible. The edit is really bad, and/or the direction is bad because there are a few nonsensical things that happen. He needed to dial his ghetto up to ten if she was going to comment on it, and naming him after a black Renaissance character that nobody gives two shits about, then...
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    Novel Writing

    Thank you for the offer sir but I think that I'm also going to pick up a copy. Always up for supporting a board member
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    Novel Writing

    Yeah, I can't argue with anything that you said. I'm in the more select genres of transgressive dark humor and epistemic horror, so the 80% female writers don't impact as much as other areas like Fantasy or Sci-Fi, but it's still a factor based on a majority of publishers moving towards more...
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    Tiptoes (2002)

    Kermit legs
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    Warhammer 40k

    One of the rumors swirling around is that the 11th edition is the beginning of the end times. If that's true, then that means Russ is coming back, and then there might be Russ and The Lion buddy cop time where they run around the universe getting the band back together
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    Novel Writing

    I am trying not to but that is potentially in the cards
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    Novel Writing

    I just finished my first book in December and my first novella last month but haven't heard back from agents or publishers yet. I also have a big chunk of magazine submission short stories planned for the next 2 years that I am working through each month but nothing has been published
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    Honey Bunch (2025)

    It's a really interesting movie. Very weird and they did retro correctly so it wasn't just a gimmick. The story is brutal when you get to the end and reflect on what the poor guy went through for his horrible wife but it's also a bit self-reflective about that and that's part of the horror. You...
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    3d Printing and the Future of Piracy

    I had decent results with meshy.ai. The prompts were a little rough to figure out but everything it generated was printable.
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    A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: The Hedge Knight

    Your occipital lobe is in the back of your head, he wouldn't be able to see if his head was caved in like that, and would no longer be conscious, and his helmet would be so deformed it wouldn't be removable. I understand the artistic choice to show damage versus the internal destruction that...
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    Warhammer 40k

    Silent King without his pylons v Victrix Honor Guard. Necrons have two bruiser detachments right now, and one is centered around the Silent King and gives him unbelievable survivability, but, depending on when the picture was taken, those Ultramarines were really unbalanced when they were...
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    Warhammer 40k

    If there's a writer who's going to eventually introduce it, it's going to be Brooks. Noggifying them is part of their big endgame of subtly revealing Alpha Legion as the "Snape" of the 40k universe. Having black guys play the system for years and then altruistically come out as the savior that...
  14. Heriotze

    Warhammer 40k

    What gut punch. I was riding on a gravy train with biscuit wheels after the Bonereapers announcements, then they laid this turd on top of everything
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    Hokum (2026)

    Damian McCarthy is auto-watch at this point. It will be interesting to see what imagery carries over into this. So far the bell from Oddity and the bunny theme from Caveat that had already carried over into Oddity
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    Pluribus

    You assertion is the correct one based on Gilligan's past writing style applied to this show. The hive putting on a show for the audience either reveals something crazy about the nature of the show's world or it is terrible writing as everything has been legitimately, hamfistedly, diegetic up to...
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    Keeper (2025)

    Visually and tonally this was another great entry from Perkins. The classic "unseen until it's seen" for the actual horror elements is tried and true for a reason and it works incredibly well here. I had a love/hate relationship with Maslany's performance up until things started going and then...
  18. Heriotze

    The Chair Company

    Morale is really down, I'm going to come in dressed a as a chicken tomorrow
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    Mr. K (2025)

    It's not amazing but I liked it, it's fun levels of weird. It's like a pseudo Fellini movie but without any giant Italian tits
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    The Resurrected is such a great Lovecraftian adaptation and it's kind of been lost, or was for a while. I had to seriously dig around to watch it 4 or 5 years ago and I think the only thing I could find was an old VHS and some VHS rips on YouTube but good to see that i's actually on a streaming...
  21. Heriotze

    What's that song?

    Foster The People?
  22. Heriotze

    When Evil Lurks (2023)

    Yes sir, what @Chanur said, Terrified
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    When Evil Lurks (2023)

    This guy's previous film is great as well but this really upped his game. Spanish/Latin horror achieved this weird next level over the past few years, it's some dark stuff and they do it incredibly well.
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    The Banished (2024)

    The Red King has all of the makings of a great folk horror but the main character is just so grating without earning anything. I'm going to watch through to the end but she has probably made something that could have been casually rewatchable every now and then into something that I'm struggling...
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    The Painted (2024)

    This movie opens up with a full bush succubus and doesn't disappoint from there. It's a pleasantly bad horror movie that takes itself much too seriously and that ends up being the perfect combination for what you're getting. The sfx with the paintings are actually great in this, surprisingly great.
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    The Conjuring Series

    The Wes Anderson'esque slow motion scene with Van Morrison playing didn't do this one any favors except for telegraphing that, hopefully, this remains the last one.
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    Jimmy and Stiggs (2025)

    I liked Bliss and VFW but this was just a really difficult watch. Not on the horror level of something like When Evil Lurks where it was such a well done and disturbing movie that it was difficult to watch, this movie was the celluloid equivalent of cocaine, phrenetics dialed up to maximum...
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    All the Devils Are Here (2025)

    This specific story needs to stop being told, it's been done into the ground
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Dan Harmon just breathed a massive sigh of relief
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    Warhammer 40k

    Welp, not so fast on those grotesques sir, they've been removed from the codex along with Urien Rakarth
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    Weapons (2025)

    It does an incredible job conveying information to the viewer with images, which should just be the role of a movie but that trait has fallen by the wayside as we ventured further into spectacle movie making. Don't cross the salt, why don't you cross the salt, the movie shows you why. The scene...
  32. Heriotze

    Warhammer 40k

    From 10th I think that my Drukhari army was the most fun, new combat patrol looks nice but they still need a ton or work to be up to date with everyone else
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    Rimworld

    I think that Anomaly has been my favorite DLC, it just completely changed how I'd go about setting things up and daily life and the ever present threat of having "The Thing" amongst my colonists gave everything a much crazier atmosphere. Odyssey looks like it'll pan out to be pretty fun and the...
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    The Phoenician Scheme

    It's as if Wes Anderson has forgotten how to make a Wes Anderson film. This is the worst movie that I've seen this year. Del Toro and the main girl were awful, feels like he's really forcing the "matter of fact" drab delivery that added some melancholic sympathy to a lot of his earlier, wealthy...
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    Bring Her Back

    These guys have a knack for doing incredibly difficult to watch self mutilation scenes. Decent film but not anywhere near as good as Talk to Me. I kind of feel like they've run out of gas after this since their stories all revolve around the same topics and themes and this was just a worse...
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    The Righteous Gemstones

    If you're not a fan of McBride then it's not going to get much better for you. I'm a huge fan of his and this last season was terrible, I always think that he does a good job portraying terrible people and doing somewhat of a redemption arc with them even if they fuck up again and have to...
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    Friendship (2025)

    This is completely hilarious, got to see an advanced screening and it somehow did a really good job at making a feature length "I Think You Should Leave" skit. The Jimp joke was such great icing on the cake
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    Longlegs (2024)

    This was really good, definitely an Oz Perkins movie in pacing and atmosphere. It follows along with his other movies in being a lot less traditional horror and a lot more unsettling. Nic Cage was incredibly creepy. Overall it was a very well made movie, will definitely watch it again to catch...
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    The Acolyte

    They should release new episodes on the 20th of every month and call it "That time of the month" and then have a promotional tie-in with Tampax with: the force is weak, the force is strong and the force is heavy limited edition box sets