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  1. Heriotze

    Hokum (2026)

    Damian McCarthy is auto-watch at this point. It will be interesting to see what imagery carries over into this. So far the bell from Oddity and the bunny theme from Caveat that had already carried over into Oddity
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    Pluribus

    You assertion is the correct one based on Gilligan's past writing style applied to this show. The hive putting on a show for the audience either reveals something crazy about the nature of the show's world or it is terrible writing as everything has been legitimately, hamfistedly, diegetic up to...
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    Keeper (2025)

    Visually and tonally this was another great entry from Perkins. The classic "unseen until it's seen" for the actual horror elements is tried and true for a reason and it works incredibly well here. I had a love/hate relationship with Maslany's performance up until things started going and then...
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    The Chair Company

    Morale is really down, I'm going to come in dressed a as a chicken tomorrow
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    Mr. K (2025)

    It's not amazing but I liked it, it's fun levels of weird. It's like a pseudo Fellini movie but without any giant Italian tits
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    The Resurrected is such a great Lovecraftian adaptation and it's kind of been lost, or was for a while. I had to seriously dig around to watch it 4 or 5 years ago and I think the only thing I could find was an old VHS and some VHS rips on YouTube but good to see that i's actually on a streaming...
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    What's that song?

    Foster The People?
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    When Evil Lurks (2023)

    Yes sir, what @Chanur said, Terrified
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    When Evil Lurks (2023)

    This guy's previous film is great as well but this really upped his game. Spanish/Latin horror achieved this weird next level over the past few years, it's some dark stuff and they do it incredibly well.
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    The Banished (2024)

    The Red King has all of the makings of a great folk horror but the main character is just so grating without earning anything. I'm going to watch through to the end but she has probably made something that could have been casually rewatchable every now and then into something that I'm struggling...
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    The Painted (2024)

    This movie opens up with a full bush succubus and doesn't disappoint from there. It's a pleasantly bad horror movie that takes itself much too seriously and that ends up being the perfect combination for what you're getting. The sfx with the paintings are actually great in this, surprisingly great.
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    The Conjuring Series

    The Wes Anderson'esque slow motion scene with Van Morrison playing didn't do this one any favors except for telegraphing that, hopefully, this remains the last one.
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    Jimmy and Stiggs (2025)

    I liked Bliss and VFW but this was just a really difficult watch. Not on the horror level of something like When Evil Lurks where it was such a well done and disturbing movie that it was difficult to watch, this movie was the celluloid equivalent of cocaine, phrenetics dialed up to maximum...
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    All the Devils Are Here (2025)

    This specific story needs to stop being told, it's been done into the ground
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Dan Harmon just breathed a massive sigh of relief
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    Warhammer 40k

    Welp, not so fast on those grotesques sir, they've been removed from the codex along with Urien Rakarth
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    Weapons (2025)

    It does an incredible job conveying information to the viewer with images, which should just be the role of a movie but that trait has fallen by the wayside as we ventured further into spectacle movie making. Don't cross the salt, why don't you cross the salt, the movie shows you why. The scene...
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    Warhammer 40k

    From 10th I think that my Drukhari army was the most fun, new combat patrol looks nice but they still need a ton or work to be up to date with everyone else
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    Rimworld

    I think that Anomaly has been my favorite DLC, it just completely changed how I'd go about setting things up and daily life and the ever present threat of having "The Thing" amongst my colonists gave everything a much crazier atmosphere. Odyssey looks like it'll pan out to be pretty fun and the...
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    The Phoenician Scheme

    It's as if Wes Anderson has forgotten how to make a Wes Anderson film. This is the worst movie that I've seen this year. Del Toro and the main girl were awful, feels like he's really forcing the "matter of fact" drab delivery that added some melancholic sympathy to a lot of his earlier, wealthy...
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    Bring Her Back

    These guys have a knack for doing incredibly difficult to watch self mutilation scenes. Decent film but not anywhere near as good as Talk to Me. I kind of feel like they've run out of gas after this since their stories all revolve around the same topics and themes and this was just a worse...
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    The Righteous Gemstones

    If you're not a fan of McBride then it's not going to get much better for you. I'm a huge fan of his and this last season was terrible, I always think that he does a good job portraying terrible people and doing somewhat of a redemption arc with them even if they fuck up again and have to...
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    Friendship (2025)

    This is completely hilarious, got to see an advanced screening and it somehow did a really good job at making a feature length "I Think You Should Leave" skit. The Jimp joke was such great icing on the cake
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    Longlegs (2024)

    This was really good, definitely an Oz Perkins movie in pacing and atmosphere. It follows along with his other movies in being a lot less traditional horror and a lot more unsettling. Nic Cage was incredibly creepy. Overall it was a very well made movie, will definitely watch it again to catch...
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    The Acolyte

    They should release new episodes on the 20th of every month and call it "That time of the month" and then have a promotional tie-in with Tampax with: the force is weak, the force is strong and the force is heavy limited edition box sets
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    What are you listening to at the moment?

    Weird, just watched a movie and this was the closing song heading into credits. The Last Stop in Yuma County A really good film, 70s-80s throwback
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    We used to always drive past the convenience store that he robs on the way to my grandmother's house and once a year I drive around to the different, remaining, locations. One of my favorite movies of all time
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    That list is legit, everything he directly recommends, and about half of his Meh movies are worth watching. Here Comes the Devil - same vein as Three's Something Wrong With the Children but a slower burn - 8/10 Ravenous - Just watched a short bio about the director and remembered how good this...
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    30 Coins

    Si, Spain Spanish
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    The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

    This was a turd. It had potential to be a tense and claustrophobic 19th century Alien, which seems to be what they were setting out to do, but squandered it just being lazy. The best parts of what made Alien weren't even attempted to be parroted or adapted over and it completely lacked any real...
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    Jagged Alliance 3

    Football helmet guy ends up being a really good utility merc, can shoot, heal and is great at explosives. He does take some work to un-crazy
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    From

    Well, this shit sandwich is renewed for a Season 3 so maybe they will be forced to actually wrap some of this mystery box up now
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    From

    This could have taken a few different routes to wrap up this season that would have been a lot better but they are at least resolving things that they started, albeit a thing that they started last episode so can't give them too much credit for a two episode arc resolution even though it did...
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    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    The fact that Charlie's apartment is actually functional was a funny reveal
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    Barry

    The shootout was a good way to wrap up Fuches' story but too convoluted to adequately wrap up all three of the auxiliary characters at once. Fuches diving on top of Barry's son once the meetup turned into a full on shootout and protecting him from whatever stray shots or hand grenades got tossed...
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    Barry

    He sacrificed his own family to save Barry's, it was alluded to but ended up being solidified as an 11th hour reveal that Fuches just wanted a family to replace his relationship with Barry the entire time. He'd given up on it a few times before to go after Barry but he let it all go in the end...
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    Barry

    I think that they were definitely out of idea for Sally and Hank but Fuches' story wrapped up just like it should, he saved someone instead of corrupting them and redeemed himself. Sally was just a weird character to write for after they had her kill the motorcycle guy but they really messed up...
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    Barry

    This was a pretty incredible series, had some dips but it was always progressing something. Got wrapped up really well
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    From

    I might be buying into the town and the show being self-aware mystery boxes right now. The only people who seem to remotely know what is going on are the little kid and Victor and the adults just keep overcomplicating things. It keeps feeling more and more like the Twilight Zone episode where...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Metal spatulas on non-stick pans, incredibly poor knife skills and improper use of mandolins are usually the worst things that really get me when watching people cook, this now wins. Pretty sure, if someone was mildly unlucky, this could actually kill them.