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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!

This is why tracking is so important - you can make choices based upon the nutrition content. One of the first things I cut out was peanuts. I fuckin love peanuts - but peanuts are SO many calories because of how much fat is involved there. So, what do you wanna eat, 6 peanuts or literally...

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Was initially wondering how the fuck I had that much room between the fence and the blade after the cut, then I tapped the rear of the fence and got my answer.

Pizza. Ground beef. Use taco sauce instead of pizza sauce. Cook it. Take it out, top with cold lettuce, tomato, cheese, black olives, whatever. Godfather's is the place to be for pizza, been a staple since my youth. Not a lot of them around, but there's one about 10 miles south of the gun...

Good news, you don't have to do it forever. You just can't NOT forever. I'm still gonna eat pumpkin pie every fall. I'm still gonna go out with my buddies and just slam cherry cokes because I don't drink. I'm still gonna smash a whole taco pizza. I'm just not gonna do those things every day...

Just found out the rear of my table saw fence moves about an eighth of an inch. While ripping. Always a fun discovery to make. My old Ryobi's fence wouldn't always be square, but at least it stayed fucking put. The front of fence is rock solid, didn't even cross my mind to go punch the back.

If you're ever confused about this, spend 24+ hours with a fat person. Go on vacation or something. They all say the same shit "oh, I don't eat that much" and then you go out to a normal run of the mill American restaurant and put down 3/4 of an appetizer and the whole main and don't need a...

Doesn't have to be that way. And I wholeheartedly encourage everyone not to. Clear out some space in the fridge and feed real meat, bones and organs and see the difference. No tumors, no bad breath, no fucked up teeth, no teeth brushing, amazingly soft coat, and happier dogs. Been feeding my...

No trolling in the grown-up forum.

There comes a point where you're gonna hate yourself no matter what you do, so you gotta try to take the emotions out of it. My dog was losing bladder control and her back legs were getting so bad she couldn't move or squat or climb stairs or even just be happy. Her tail had been tucked for...

$800? Lmao

Isn't 5 mill enough to retire and just do what you want? I say this as a guy who's worked labor jobs his whole life - you don't really know what you're asking for here. If you're not 20-25, being a rookie in these industries is hard. If you're not in excellent shape, being a rookie in these...

I am pretty positive my dad built 2 airplanes on this exact model of saw. $150. I forgot how awesome belt drive saws are. It's like a suppressor for your wood shop.

Super happy I did. I mean, it's probably not worth what I paid for it to see, but you know it'd just be out on DVD and you'd never buy it, because what are you gonna do, watch it once? But it was a really cool trip down memory lane and the highs and lows of the band. And a couple of crazy...

This comes out today. Tickets for 2 hours from now!

Ocean is full of whales. Bad advice.

He sounds like a decent guy!

Sorry you feel like that, man. I will tell you this - they're not all the same, as much as it may seem like that sometimes.

My daughter got her first copy of her book.

I don't know that "it's not cheating once you're on the cheating side" is that compelling of an argument. Guys on roids don't think they're cheating either, but we have separate categories for them for a reason.

I absolutely love my diet. My ex didn't eat any red meat or pork, she only ate chicken. I actually have forgotten because it's been so long, but she tried the vegetarian shit for awhile in high school until her hair started falling out. So she settled on chicken. I don't like beef enough to...

For fucking sure. I mean, we bought a couple blueberry bushes last year, but for some reason I doubt that will cover my yearly intake But hey $16 a week on blueberries or chocolate and bullshit?

I stopped even going to the grocery store. If I eat breakfast at all, it's eggs, which I get from a farmer. I make my own bread, a loaf lasts a month. I just tell the wife to pick me up a family pack of chicken breasts and a gallon of milk every other week. The only thing I really spend money...

Tell her you just want someone to trade nudes with.

why get that when this exists?

My wife feels the same frustration, so now her main plans include murdering all kiddie fucking politicians and billionaires. I keep reminding her maybe she should stop buying snacks and start working on her cardio if her goal is to kill more than one, but hey - it's a process.

Sorry about the double here, but I figured I should expand on this I'm an operations supervisor. You could (and my resume did) say that I support warehouse function across inbound/outbound freight, picking, etc. Well, it wasn't until I switched things up and said "okay, what is weak here to a...

Drop your resume into chat gpt, get it to rebuild it. Refine for clarity, substance. Then, when you're all done with that, reupload it and say "okay, as a hiring manager, what are the problems with this?"

3 in a row now. Recruiter -"hi, I'd like to schedule some time to talk about your career and if you'd be a good fit at our bullshit company. Please find a time on my calendar!" *Earliest time available is 2+ weeks out* "Hi, okay, so the job you applied for has been filled...." You guys...

Don't look at me. The last BBQ sandwich from a gas station I got was at a Buc-ee's and I watched that brisket come out of the oven.

Grifter

Anyone you work with who talks about work while hanging out is a fucking asshole. My boss and I spent 4 hours at the range last Saturday. Exactly zero words spoken about work other than "alright man, see ya Monday"

Well, post them and we'll let you know

I joined a chess club, because I'm pretty fucking good. Turns out that while I'm in the top 5% of people who play chess, I'm in the bottom 25% of people in chess clubs. So that's fun getting my ass kicked by 8 year olds. I joined a gun club. Now I'm the fuckin president. So, buyer beware with...

Man, what kinda low grade whore takes it in the ass for olive garden. Olive garden is, at best, worth a disinterested handy.

Pressing X to doubt on that one.