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I was only half joking. The other half was it is actually legit advice. Warehouses are 98% dudes, and there's usually one dyke who's "one of the guys," but women generally don't work there. Almost every time I did see an attractive woman in there she either banged the entire pick shift, or she...

It's 100% a dude who thought it'd be hilarious to prank his GF with. They're also $6

It's a separate menu item. I think they called it the "skinny mini" or some shit Obviously you don't order it if you want a sandwich.

Yeah, people just up and move all the time. Because they just leave their family and friends and take a risk on a new job and a new house all the time. Just stop being a fucking douche and smug about the place you were lucky enough to be born into and had no agency about

You know, you're not always a complete douche, but you do need to realize that you live in a state that literally outlawed black people until 100 years ago. I've got bad news for you, it's coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, I suppose you can keep using a rotary phone, see...

Seriously. Hey, get a job in a warehouse. It will burn calories like nothing youve ever done before, you'll make decent money, and since warehouses are total sausage fests, you'll even look like a 10 there too! Best part is the job sucks, so you'll double your efforts on the job search just to...

Honestly, DT sleeves are a fucking ripoff and a half. Just order generic sleeves and pretend they don't even offer them. The only bigger joke at this point is their dice trays, which started off being velvet and sturdy and ended up being a mouse pad with snaps that you turned into a bowl.

I see BL6 is 25% off on steam and still somehow $60. Amazing how everything got more expensive somehow and none of us are making any more money.

Bruce should be a national treasure, but England is fake and gay these days.

My ex wife used to say that's why you grow a bush. Can't just be out there wearing no underwear and a short skirt and letting the paparazzi have a field day like all the hoes in the early 2000's did.

That was why I backed it. I'm not super sold on the gameplay - it sounds like they were still developing the game and rules when they game founded it, but I mean, it's pretty reasonable for what you get. Hopefully it doesn't suck. Guess we'll find out in a month or so!

You guys are high First plane ever made that could accelerate while flying straight up.

I'm just gonna throw this out there after the last couple posts. I don't think it's possible to be depressed with a dog. The dog cares about you unconditionally. The dog knows your mental state isnt great (don't ask me how, but they fucking know. When I'm sick, the dogs never leave the bedroom...

Great, now I need some anti depressants again

Lotta days are like this

She doesn't have a gun problem, my man. It's just socio-economic factors!

Side effects that just so happen to include "giving you just enough motivation to actually pull the trigger instead of pussing out every time you put the barrel in your mouth."

Good for you. This is what we're trying to tell you. This is a huge step for you.

Picking up brass still sucks. Gotta sweep up all mine at the outdoor range.

I would trade everyone on this planet for Zelda by my side until the day I die. It's the monkey paw that keeps me from making that wish, probably fuckin die tomorrow.

You're unemployed and divorced. The fuck else you got going on? I know this is gonna come off harshly and you will probably read it as such, but really, you gotta stop making excuses. Maybe you're right. Maybe the people you've met and interacted with in the past all suck. That's...

I tried that when I was going thru my divorce. I wish I fucking hadn't. Anti depressants made everything 1000 times worse. One made me extremely violent - literal seeing red type shit. One made me super fucking anxious, and all of them made my dick not work worth a shit. I know things suck...

Pretty unproductive, don't you think? You're right about a few things. There isn't a magic happy button. No one can help. You're wrong about you not being able to fix it though. You are the only one with that ability. What you need to do is stop focusing on this "happy" goal. That's endgame...

https://gamefound.com/en/projects/awaken-realms/grimcoven/updates/32 How to do a Kickstarter correctly.

It was cloudy-ish, low 70s, low humidity, no rain. Actually worked out about as perfectly as it could have. By the time the clouds cleared and it was getting too warm for the suits, pictures were done and it was time to head to the reception where you lose the jackets almost immediately

My first wedding was with a judge. That was easy. Half an hour and done. This was an ordeal! Prep/wedding/pictures/dinner/reception/people - fucking exhausting. I felt like I hadn't slept in 2 days by the end of it.

You know, 26 years ago I got married. Spent 18 years and gave everything I had to her. She took it and broke it. I haven't felt great for the last few years, because I felt like I just could not give the new one everything I had - mathematical impossibility. I had already given everything I...

Man, why do people do this. Good thing I took Monday and Tuesday off. I need a fuckin weekend after this.

Rain all day...... Why the fuck do we pay people to predict weather?

Yeah, I kinda see it the same way. You can either succumb to the black pill, or you can give it a fuckin try. Penalties for failing are pretty high, but so are the rewards for success. Already enjoying having someone to grow old again with.

Well, getting married in 6 hours. Hope I'm not being retarded again. Seems like not. But it seemed like not 25 years ago too. Prenup done. Asset declaration on the prenup really drives home why you should do it. That's a big fuckin number if you're established in life. Notary said she's been...

Every time? How shitty of a driver are you that you get pulled over more than once for suspected DUi? I haven't been pulled over since fucking 1998

Yeah, after looking on their support page, it says 9 business days for a response. No thanks. I'll just take the L on that one.

Well, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Ed Gein was a pretty fucked up dude.

Anyone ever buy one of these humble bundle things and have a code not work? Just bought this because it's kind of a fun thing to do with the kids and had one key in the middle for Lego Batman 3 say it was activated by a different steam account and therefore not eligible. All the other shit...

Jesus, that movie is almost 4 hours? Probably doesn't even feel like it!

There's still hope. My ex wanted the dog to go with the kids - back and forth. That lasted all of exactly one night. Turns out the dog ain't a fan of being away from the master in a strange place. She got dropped off the next morning and lived out the rest of her days with me. I required her...