Recent content by BrutulTM

You must eat better tasting ass than I do.

It's not bad. The goofy factor is going to kind of depend on how they end it. The music is pure nostalgia if you're a 90's kid.

These pizzas at Walmart are surprisingly good. I tend to add extra toppings, but the crust is amazing for a frozen pizza.

Yeah that was pretty dumb. "Hi I'm your new employee that you've never heard of. Give me access to the top secret terminal." "Okay complete stranger! Luckily I know the dead employee's password by heart! Let's get you logged in with her password right away because that's how classified...

Yeah, before that it was totally realistic.

Get suspenders. Being skinny with no ass is a problem, but being fat with no ass is even worse. You can get the kind that go under your shirt if you want to wear untucked shirts or you don't want people to see them. It's life changing after spending years with either your jeans or your belt...

The instant pot isn't a great slow cooker. It only has heating elements at the bottom unlike a crock pot which has them on the sides as well and the thin stainless pot doesn't heat as evenly as the ceramic in a crock pot. The big lid also traps too much steam, although you can get a vented...

Think hard before you get a dairy animal. The actual milking isn't that bad, but the part where you have to be there to do it morning and evening 7 days a week while they're in milk really sucks.

Which attachment feels the most like an actual blowjob?

I've heard stories about old time electricians who would just stick their finger on a terminal to see if it was on or not. Probably for the best that there's safety rules now.

Yeah, 2 years is a long time. I honestly decided to quit watching this show but then the somewhat positive posts here convinced me to binge S3 since I already was subscribing to HBO Max anyway and I'm not watching many other shows. I barely remembered what was going on though and I wasn't...

I waited until I watched the episode to read this post and now I find out it's not even in English.

SpaceX has really upped the standard for videoing space launches. I'm watching that like "where's the HD close up slo motion video?"

7 year old me was totally stunned to learn that the Dukes of Hazzard was cancelled. I was unaware at the time that TV shows didn't last forever and also why in the hell would they cancel the best show on television?