Recent content by Burns

Figured "100 times" was a good round number to exaggerate for effect... My only real memory of Dark Souls 2 is going in completely blind on an emulated PS2 copy (also fuck any company that does exclusives), where all the tutorials are in PS2 controller, not M&K, and spending half of my ~6 hours...

The whole game feels like a grind. "See that hall over there that you have to run through 100 times, well those 8 skeletons will be respawned EVERY SINGLE TIME you want to run though it." Fucking busy work that's not fun. "Want to know anything about the characters in the game? Well read this...

Fuck From Soft games and the shitty story, grindfest they road in on!

Competing for a spot on the 10 slot spell casting bar hurts Harm Touch as well. The 30/45 min cooldown that maybe does half of a normal, even con, mob's HP isn't going to save the day anything close to the amount of times Lay on Hands does/will. Sure, if a snare wears off and the stun/mez/grip...

Reminder of the record holder, before Guinness deemed it too dangerous to keep such records:

Real story: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bald-eagle-north-carolina-cat-vehicle-windshield/

To add onto this. Clerics also get a damage soak bubble that is insta cast and not on the global recast timer (still has it's own short timer). So they should be the "best" healer, but not by that large of a margin. Which is needed, since the other two get stronger utility in haste(shm)...

Weird, Asmond's editor made this "Watch on Youtube only" or is this really YouTube fucking with them?

You can log onto the game, even if the test isn't active, and see your current characters and hit the campfire button to move around in a sandbox. Here are Human chain, human plate, and Wood Elf chain (forgot my rogue was Woody too):

Too many people constantly praying to RNGesus found actual Jesus instead.

Just got my e-mail about this Misc refugee, WTF is happening in this thread?!? I mean, it's not like I have read this thread (mostly) and posted in it from the start or something. I read misc ~15 years ago, when I used to lift heavy, so that should mean I pass the purity test to post here...

Short races are shit often due to armor models being meh and a too low PoV (they're also ugly... well dwarfs aren't turrable). I can't ever play them in any game I have tried for any amount of time. Ogres supposedly have clipping issues and of course fitting in place. Lack of easily available...

It was a serious question. As far as I knew they were still doing security updates for the foreseeable future but I wouldn't put it past them to announce that they will be sending an update that tries to install win11. That or have it look like you must "upgrade" to Win11 and including a small...

From what I watched of season 3 I rooted for Taliesin to die because he basically recreated the shitty Molly character again. I was also rooting for his character to die as well. Not sure if I will ever start season 4 since splitting it up looks like it was so they could get their diversity...