Recent content by Cutlery

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I joined a chess club, because I'm pretty fucking good. Turns out that while I'm in the top 5% of people who play chess, I'm in the bottom 25% of people in chess clubs. So that's fun getting my ass kicked by 8 year olds. I joined a gun club. Now I'm the fuckin president. So, buyer beware with...

Man, what kinda low grade whore takes it in the ass for olive garden. Olive garden is, at best, worth a disinterested handy.

Pressing X to doubt on that one.

Cheating is extraordinarily hard to deal with. The thing is, you don't even need to follow the computer moves the whole game. Just taking a minute or something to find the only move in a particular position is enough to sway a lot of games, in most online time controls, you have more than enough...

I wanna play more OTB, but I think I've come to the conclusion that this is as good as I'm gonna get. I can't devote a shitload more time to training and theory and puzzles and deep analysis on games, I've got too many fucking hobbies. Gonna have to settle for 1500/1600 online and just be happy...

Man tabletop is such a different beast. Everyone plays super weird shit in club. I have had like 2 normal games. Just bust out some obscure gambits (not Englund) or fuck it, just play the Polish, no one knows what to do is that.

It's too much like work.

Also, I figured since this isn't a pic, id just have chatgpt make a sexy medusa. And then I gave up.

My sister is a year younger than me. Apparently she's dating a 50 year old, and my mom is losing her fucking mind about it My youngest sister had to ask her "Mom, how old do you think Kelly is?"

Dating in your late 30s and onwards as a dude with your life together is unbelievable. The tables have completely flipped and you pretty much have your pick of whatever you want. Also - completely unrelated to dating, or marriage or whatever. I was completely unprepared for the first time I...

First of all - you'd be a great mom. You know how I know? Because you're worried about being a shit mom. No one who worries about being a shit mom is anything less than a great mom. Second - part of the reason you don't want kids is because you havent found the right guy to have kids with...

Sorry for the double here, but what pisses me off in this is that I'm in operations leadership. My entire job is fixing broken processes and managing people. If your process isn't streamlined and pisses people off unnecessarily, your process is broken. Fix your process and stop pissing people...

Already did. It 100% passes ATS scanners now, it's phenomenal. It stopped all of the instant rejects Now, I get 2 phone screens for 30 applications and both of them are "super excited" to pass on my "impressive background" to the hiring manager and then a week goes by and oops we gave it to...

I will say this - feeding raw had the beautiful side effect of having a 12 year old dog with exactly no weird growths like literally every other dog I've seen. It's a little thing, but once you experience it, never going back. Sorry about losing the dogs - worst thing in the world. Been like...