Recent content by cyrusreij

Nope.

You have no idea.... I just opened up Act 3, have all but 2* classes (1 isn't a full class per se). Act 2 gets a bit easier the more you run it. I still haven't really buckled down and worked on breeding an army of super cats, but I do have a regular breeding pool of eyebrow mutations (+1...

The duality of roguelites: I fail a run embarrassingly, getting wiped on the first Hard battle in the Alley. Run after that, I beat the secret boss of Act 1 at full health, which apparently unlocks class specific armor. Mind blown yet again by the amount of content hidden in this game.

Reporting back in: If you can get passed the puerile humor, this game is an absolute classic. I turned off the Humping Animations because that is a ridiculous setting to begin with. The depth of the systems is incredible, and I am constantly finding new things. Like... set bonuses, who knew...

I have never been so confused by a game in my life. After watching a Let's Play, the mechanics are absolutely phenomenal. Yet simultaneously, I have never been put off so much by the aesthetic of a game before. Like... I am a cat lover (obviously); but having to watch cats fuck, poop, become...

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I just told my brother something to that effect (he has been at Blizzard for over a decade on WoW). It is sad when D4 comes across as campy, and Larian, who was known for silliness with the Original Sins games, has the actual creepy and fucked up looking game with Divinity.

E33 is just cleaning up in general, which was to be expected.

Why is Lenny Kravitz immortal? Motherfucker is 61 and looks 31.

The original Street Fighter tried to play it straight(ish?) and wound up being one of the best camp-fests ever. Or maybe that was just Raul Julia trying to treat it like a real movie while everyone else got high and did dumb shit. This one looks like they intentionally went full camp, aiming...

Calling someone a Chocolate Peppa Pig has to be one of the more creative insults I have ever heard.

Game is good from what I have played. Much closer to 3 and 5, with a few extra bells and whistles. 4,6,7 were abominations.

Alex said, fuck that first fight bullshit. This is what really happened.

I had almost fallen for this exact same scam a year or so ago, before I had the 2FA. But then I saw it come from Hatorade and I was all "Et tu Brute?", and I came here to see if anyone else had reported it. Lo and behold, here we all are.

Story is consistently ass in these. That said, both of these are some of the few movies that I hated when the movie ended, not because of the story or characters, but because I wanted to experience more of the world. Kind of that old feeling exploring a new MMO world used to give before we all...