Recent content by Dr.Retarded

There's plenty of room to make it happen on the Weber, even with the slogans here because I'll put the little drip tray down and everything will rock and roll this is going to be a 10 or 12 hour cook if I'm not mistaken. My rub though isn't going to be the standard salt pepper garlic BS, I...

You son of a bitch...😉 Edit: maybe @McQueen was constipated. I know I came to post it but I've been pretty slow on the draw lately, but I always have to tip my hat for those quicker guns.

Spot on. Now that corns in season I've been cooking a bunch of it because it's so easy and versatile. And when I do potato salad it's typically pretty non-standard. I mean I don't mind just the mustard mayonnaise hard boiled egg type stuff, and if I lean into that I want like a metric ton of...

God damn it don't be screwing everything up, I still haven't watched a single episode of the new season!

Is it getting better at least? You know you're my barometer for how good the show is turning out this season. And based on your weekly reviews apparently I just want the kid to be murdered by the night monsters, but they don't show up very often so I guess it's a loss.

How many more episodes do we have left before I can fire this up and watch it all?

God-damned phone in the pocket....

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Alright you fuckers, I've got a prime brisket sitting in the freezer that I got from Kroger because @Lanx had mentioned a sale from a few months ago. I haven't smoked a brisket in a long time. Was thinking about doing it on the Weber kettle next weekend with the slow and sear. Looking for...

Hey it's only one of the greatest movies ever made and I was trying to get her two appreciate it, and it is one of the greatest movies ever made because it's an all-male cast, and it doesn't make you a faggot for acknowledging that...😉

Yeah that's the one. It started off pretty good and it looks great, but then it feminizes the dad, and then suddenly I don't know where the mom is the protagonist and the strong independent female because she's got a job and a career, but she's unhappy because she knows the dads a better parent...

I have tried this technique in the past with my wife, but it's normally no dice she just starts talking and asking me why are we watching this. I think the last time I tried to do this was John Carpenter's The Thing, and it was a horrible experience. I wish you the best of luck but I have...

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