Recent content by Dr.Retarded

That goddamn screencap doesn't do anything to make me want to watch that video. I See that Ginger faggot in there, too! I'm fairly certain none of those assholes know how to change a tire.

Can't you find women that can do that cheap in Africa when you travel around to shitsville in other countries?

I understand the concept of butterflying a piece of meat. I do it all the time I just don't understand how you would have that huge of a piece of me fried from a pork cutlet. I mean even if you took just the one and pounded it out, you're still not going to get that circumference.

Why would I watch anything call beard meats food. Is that lumber sexual or metrosexual, I don't know because I'm not a fag.

It's got to be a different cut because there's no way in hell you're going to get that big of a patty pounded out from a tenderloin. If I had to hazard a guess it's something off of the leg, which is fine because if you're going to pound it and then fry it's going to be nice and tender, but...

There's no goddamn way you're going to get a 16in patty out of a 4-in or 5 in or even 6 in tenderloin slice. I mean that or whatever cutlet is pushing two feet. I mean maybe if you use the meat glue, and possibly flattened everything and then stuck it onto a sheet tray, chilled, and then cut...

I mean what the hell piece of meat are they using to pound it out and get it that large, or is that particular one AI generated? I'm sitting here thinking about how you would maybe do that, and maybe the only thing would be off of the ham hock? Also if you don't do a crawfish Po boy over a...

It really just depends upon what the final product or dish you wish to make. I don't mind chunky, skin pieces in my mashed potatoes. But if I want something silky and luxurious, that's absolutely probably the best tool to pass your potatoes though. When it comes to mashed potatoes though I...

I mean I guess the other euphemism is taking the browns to the super bowl, but the Cosby kids also works, especially if you want to lean into the racism. Which is kind of unfortunate because I used to watch The Cosby show with my parents when I was a little kid, but police your own people, and...