Recent content by Dr.Retarded

God damn you, I probably could have used that mage blood!

Part of me wanted to say that was Dunston Checks In, but then I remembered that was an orangutans. I couldn't tell if it was real but I think there's also some other goofy movie where there was a talking gorilla, and I'm not talking about that masterpiece Congo. If that's the real deal, good...

The only time I've ever seen something that could be constituted as a UFO, I was out in Concan with my sister and her family and my wife. That Friday evening my brother-in-law and I were sitting out in the driveway listening to you '80s goth Rock and drinking some beer. The night sky out there...

Yeah I got suckered in my buying it from some of my friends and I played it one evening with them, I never touched it again. These types of games just aren't my jam.

You fucker...still the fastest!

I know it's on my steam backlog, and I just haven't ever fired it up but maybe I'll do that soon.

You know the real crappy thing is Mike Flanagan's pretty good, and I look forward to whatever projects he's typically pushing out, but this definitely isn't one of them. Last I heard he was supposed to be doing the dark towers series, and instead of pissing away time and effort on this...

How the hell does something like this even get made. I mean you know somebody's throwing millions of dollars at it.

Is that supposed to be Gorilla Grodd?

I think you're forgetting his magnum opus performance...

FTFY

Not a bad trailer and I'll probably watch it when I hit streaming or is available. I just kind of want to know what the hell it's about, and the trailer does a good job of not really telling you much but peeking your interest.