Recent content by Heriotze

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    Warhammer 40k

    Perturabo, then Russ, then maybe Khan if they do the 11th edition bike and speeder refresh, then Dorn, Vulkan, Corax, and last Lorgar. Alpharius is already doing something and can't be bothered to return until he needs to get killed to be Snape.
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    The Deep Dark (2023)

    I don't regret watching it, but it will never be rewatched. A bunch of stuff happens solely because the plot requires it to. Half of the miners run around like Ricky Bobby's kids, shouting "anarchy" the second that they get trapped. It doesn't really feel like a mine for most of the movie...
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    Operation Taco Gary's (2026)

    Simon Rex is in legitimately enjoyable movies. This was pretty weird sci-fi and had some funny moments. Jason Biggs does a great job of playing a caricature of himself and Dustin Milligan plays a good straight man as opposed to the dopey characters that he mostly played in his early career
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    If you're a fan of Jeunet and Caro, this is a nice homage to that style. She Loved Blossoms More
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    Warhammer 40k

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    Do Not Enter (2026)

    This is amusingly terrible. It looks amazing. It's just a shade less interesting of art direction than the remake of House on Haunted Hill and I'm pretty sure that the monster has down syndrome. A lot of effort was put into making something both terrible and watchable and a viewing won't be...
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    Cold Storage

    The twist is that he's super ghetto and she's hyper refined and knows electrical engineering because she's working on a veterinary degree.
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    Cold Storage

    This is terrible. The edit is really bad, and/or the direction is bad because there are a few nonsensical things that happen. He needed to dial his ghetto up to ten if she was going to comment on it, and naming him after a black Renaissance character that nobody gives two shits about, then...
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    Novel Writing

    Thank you for the offer sir but I think that I'm also going to pick up a copy. Always up for supporting a board member
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    Novel Writing

    Yeah, I can't argue with anything that you said. I'm in the more select genres of transgressive dark humor and epistemic horror, so the 80% female writers don't impact as much as other areas like Fantasy or Sci-Fi, but it's still a factor based on a majority of publishers moving towards more...
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    Tiptoes (2002)

    Kermit legs
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    Warhammer 40k

    One of the rumors swirling around is that the 11th edition is the beginning of the end times. If that's true, then that means Russ is coming back, and then there might be Russ and The Lion buddy cop time where they run around the universe getting the band back together
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    Novel Writing

    I am trying not to but that is potentially in the cards
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    Novel Writing

    I just finished my first book in December and my first novella last month but haven't heard back from agents or publishers yet. I also have a big chunk of magazine submission short stories planned for the next 2 years that I am working through each month but nothing has been published