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This movie opens up with a full bush succubus and doesn't disappoint from there. It's a pleasantly bad horror movie that takes itself much too seriously and that ends up being the perfect combination for what you're getting. The sfx with the paintings are actually great in this, surprisingly great.

The Wes Anderson'esque slow motion scene with Van Morrison playing didn't do this one any favors except for telegraphing that, hopefully, this remains the last one.

I liked Bliss and VFW but this was just a really difficult watch. Not on the horror level of something like When Evil Lurks where it was such a well done and disturbing movie that it was difficult to watch, this movie was the celluloid equivalent of cocaine, phrenetics dialed up to maximum...

This specific story needs to stop being told, it's been done into the ground

Dan Harmon just breathed a massive sigh of relief

Welp, not so fast on those grotesques sir, they've been removed from the codex along with Urien Rakarth

It does an incredible job conveying information to the viewer with images, which should just be the role of a movie but that trait has fallen by the wayside as we ventured further into spectacle movie making. Don't cross the salt, why don't you cross the salt, the movie shows you why. The scene...

From 10th I think that my Drukhari army was the most fun, new combat patrol looks nice but they still need a ton or work to be up to date with everyone else

I think that Anomaly has been my favorite DLC, it just completely changed how I'd go about setting things up and daily life and the ever present threat of having "The Thing" amongst my colonists gave everything a much crazier atmosphere. Odyssey looks like it'll pan out to be pretty fun and the...

It's as if Wes Anderson has forgotten how to make a Wes Anderson film. This is the worst movie that I've seen this year. Del Toro and the main girl were awful, feels like he's really forcing the "matter of fact" drab delivery that added some melancholic sympathy to a lot of his earlier, wealthy...

These guys have a knack for doing incredibly difficult to watch self mutilation scenes. Decent film but not anywhere near as good as Talk to Me. I kind of feel like they've run out of gas after this since their stories all revolve around the same topics and themes and this was just a worse...

If you're not a fan of McBride then it's not going to get much better for you. I'm a huge fan of his and this last season was terrible, I always think that he does a good job portraying terrible people and doing somewhat of a redemption arc with them even if they fuck up again and have to...

This is completely hilarious, got to see an advanced screening and it somehow did a really good job at making a feature length "I Think You Should Leave" skit. The Jimp joke was such great icing on the cake

This was really good, definitely an Oz Perkins movie in pacing and atmosphere. It follows along with his other movies in being a lot less traditional horror and a lot more unsettling. Nic Cage was incredibly creepy. Overall it was a very well made movie, will definitely watch it again to catch...

They should release new episodes on the 20th of every month and call it "That time of the month" and then have a promotional tie-in with Tampax with: the force is weak, the force is strong and the force is heavy limited edition box sets