Recent content by Heriotze

That can't be the premise for an entire movie. It would be a 10-15-minute segment in a compilation where a guy ironically gets exactly what he wishes for, but as a feature-length movie, there's no way that there is enough material to keep that going. It's a bad episode of The Twilight Zone...

This was good, something interesting at least. It had really bad control over pacing, so once anything happened at all, that was the plateau that it kept reaching for again, so the climax felt like any other action scene in the movie, and that made it drag after a certain point. The story was...

This is atmospherically great. Psychological/Epistemic horror has really been going down the route of expert camera work lately, and this sits near the top of that vein. It seems like it's going to be a slow burn, but the sound and visuals do a ton of legwork, really digging into a very...

Perturabo, then Russ, then maybe Khan if they do the 11th edition bike and speeder refresh, then Dorn, Vulkan, Corax, and last Lorgar. Alpharius is already doing something and can't be bothered to return until he needs to get killed to be Snape.

I don't regret watching it, but it will never be rewatched. A bunch of stuff happens solely because the plot requires it to. Half of the miners run around like Ricky Bobby's kids, shouting "anarchy" the second that they get trapped. It doesn't really feel like a mine for most of the movie...

Simon Rex is in legitimately enjoyable movies. This was pretty weird sci-fi and had some funny moments. Jason Biggs does a great job of playing a caricature of himself and Dustin Milligan plays a good straight man as opposed to the dopey characters that he mostly played in his early career

If you're a fan of Jeunet and Caro, this is a nice homage to that style. She Loved Blossoms More

This is amusingly terrible. It looks amazing. It's just a shade less interesting of art direction than the remake of House on Haunted Hill and I'm pretty sure that the monster has down syndrome. A lot of effort was put into making something both terrible and watchable and a viewing won't be...

The twist is that he's super ghetto and she's hyper refined and knows electrical engineering because she's working on a veterinary degree.

This is terrible. The edit is really bad, and/or the direction is bad because there are a few nonsensical things that happen. He needed to dial his ghetto up to ten if she was going to comment on it, and naming him after a black Renaissance character that nobody gives two shits about, then...

Thank you for the offer sir but I think that I'm also going to pick up a copy. Always up for supporting a board member

Yeah, I can't argue with anything that you said. I'm in the more select genres of transgressive dark humor and epistemic horror, so the 80% female writers don't impact as much as other areas like Fantasy or Sci-Fi, but it's still a factor based on a majority of publishers moving towards more...

Kermit legs

One of the rumors swirling around is that the 11th edition is the beginning of the end times. If that's true, then that means Russ is coming back, and then there might be Russ and The Lion buddy cop time where they run around the universe getting the band back together