Recent content by Opimo

The secret is to drop fish scales on the ground.

Give me 10 krono and I'll unlock this open world raid target for your guild to steal...

Well this is disappointing, especially when I was getting the itch to play again.

Maybe what he really said was "I took 3 Navy Seals"?

Wasn't she just a token diversity hire so that Activision could be like "SEE WE HIRE WOMEN!!"

Oof that sucks.

Ultara died? Anyone know what happened? Seemed like a good dude that I used to rip on because you could hear the fans on his 20 laptops spinning up in the background constantly every time he keyed his mic.

Was it that cleric that was literally playing from his nursing home bed back during the Bloodthirst days? I can't remember his name, but he used to fall asleep during CH rotations and raid while getting sponged down by nurses.

This is why automation is so key. They just run their little bot armies 24/7 while they do other shit.

100% JAB is out, and they're going to replace him with someone external from Blizzard. No way they promote someone from internal. Kotick is going to drop the fucking hammer on those retards.

If you know you act like an asshole when drunk, then the solution is to moderate your drinking. Any work setting, I'll have at most 2 beers and a cocktail before switching to iced tea.

*FURIOUS TYPING*

Blizzard was owned by a public company before they merged with Activision. Blizzard hasn't been a private company since 1994. Even prior to being purchased by Vividendi it was passed around like a cheap whore. The name "Blizzard" was literally forced onto the company by its parent company's...

Pardo is apparently a swinger and liked to ask other Blizzard employees if they wanted a 4 some. I know a guy that used to work at Blizzard that was asked to bring his wife.

This is basically what I see in my head everytime I read one of your posts-