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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    Your ratio is impressive, for sure. But nothing compares to the sheer volume of work that the Putin agent has put in when it comes to shitting things up and riding the fine line to Rickshawland. He has gotten a lot of people who should know better to engage with his trolling over the years...
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    2025 AssHat FINAL ROUND VOTING!!!!11!!1!

    nirgon vs. Araysar Nigron alienating everyone in the Incel thread make him the easy winner...... if the slav troll did not exist. Araysar has multi year history shitting up multiple threads even when on ignore. No mere mortal with the tism can hope to compete with the tracksuit Lord of the...
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    Araysar vs. wellijustdontknow nirgon vs. Tasty the Treat There was only ever one way this year was gonna end......
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    Pluribus

    No starvation takes longer. But the complete dietary shift for those eating healthy food (even us fatties) and process corn suryp is a system shock. This is especially true if you are being physically active in the fasting time frame, like say reconfiguring your entire food infrastructure to...
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 3!!

    Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - I mean, really? Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - A Shekel for the good goyim. Also Lanx, we may need to get the Axis Powers thing going again the way things are headed..... Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - Two worn out jokes to riff off of here. Going with the new...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Have you given any consideration to finding some other nerd activity you both like that could involve other people? Like a board game or TTRPG night? Or maybe a good old fashioned movie night?
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    Pluribus

    This all assumes that all life in the universe is governed by nucleotide RNA sequences (which there are strong arguments for that I won't shit up the thread with) and they can locate another life bearing world (which we are getting pretty close to that in the modern world). But if we want to...
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    Frankenstein

    It got the "Modern Audiences" adjustment, which is all it took to sink this on its own. Del Toro has flirted with that shit (I am a misunderstood unique snowflake subversive) bullshit forever, especially in anything from Hellboy 2 onward. His unique cinematography and strong casts have carried...
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    Pluribus

    If their strategic interests allowed them to end life in selective situations, they would have deleted the last 11 dipshits who ended up immune...... unless they are worried about the idea of other immunes popping up in future generations of pod people, in which case they may be hanging on to...
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    Pluribus

    I think it is pretty clear they are doing a big population cull in the background somewhere. They literally do not give a fuck about the well being of any individual hive members, outside of playing pretend with the immunes. Note they never said they could not kill themselves and we have seen...
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 2!!

    Araysar vs. Goatface - You did 3am Ballot Drops to push Foler past him last year. Nothing will stop him this year. Besides I hear his people are fond of hats. Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - Down with Fake Tits. Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - A thinking man's Asshat. Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Hard...
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    So just to clarify, does this mean the brief one liners after individual votes are off limits too? Because we have been doing that since this whole thing started? Does Cad think he is the NFL commissioner policing touchdowns now?
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    AssHat 2025 Voting: Round 1. Cast your votes!!!

    TomServo vs. Goatface - Coinflip Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro Close call, but blackpilling for updoots gets the win. Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - Don't know a thing about either of these guys, but down with fake tits. Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Another coinflip. Vuuxo vs Blazin Gavinmad vs...
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    RL Picture Thread

    Maybe bill murray just looks like beagle
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    The Running Man

    Richard Dawson stole the show, mostly, on the old one.