Whats rustling your jimmies?

Big Phoenix said:

Wonder if she finally transitioned?

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Big Phoenix said:

Raging libtard coworkers man. First time ive ever had to bite my tongue in a workplace setting and had to do it twice.

First is a person coming into my office and being told by a person im already talking to that we are talking about "the apocolypse", no other context. Libtard without hessitation or pause says "yeah that dickhead is going to cause one, probably launch all the nukes". After that proceeds to triple down with more typical stupidity.

Second time was about an hour later;

them "I only get my news from npr, it only tells you the facts and nothing more"
me "ohh? did you hear about what happened in Berkeley yesterday?"
them "oh no, what happened?"
me "......"

a minute later

them "I know he'll probably be 78 or something, but i hope to god in 4 years bernie is running again he would win so easily"

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Cad said:

Like you realize white people never give white people a deal for being white... but we're the racists. j-law ok.gif

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Xequecal said:

We just got in our newest crop of interns so I'm also getting this. One of them just saw that old Simpsons episode with the gay steel mill and is really mad about it. "Just how bigoted was your generation? This is nothing but one hateful stereotype after another, yet they gave it a bunch of diversity awards."

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Void said:

This reminds me of a rustle I have. I have a home phone number simply because it made my business internet service cheaper, and because it is convenient to use that when I have long phone calls to friends and relatives vs. a cell phone. But I only have about 3 people that even have that number, so virtually 99% of the calls that come into it are scams/telemarketers. Fortunately most of them are during the day when I'm at work, but every time I get one that I notice, I add it to the phone's block list.

I've run out of space on the block list just recently I can't add any new ones unless I delete old ones, and fuck trying to do that.

Oh, and tangential rustle, what the fuck good is the Do Not Call list? Every number I've had since its inception has been on that list, and it doesn't seem to fucking matter.

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A5150Ylee said:

Buy THIS and robo-calls stop completely and white listed numbers never know it's there.

And for my rustling of the day...

Why do people feel the need to hurry up and finish shitting in a public bathroom the moment someone else walks in? They have been in there for 10+ minutes, does the opening the door wake them up? Do they just want to see who is walking in? Do they want to make sure I know who smelled up the bathroom? They walk out of the stall with that proud look on their face like a 2 year-old who finally figured out the potty.

Jesus dude, wait for me to leave, then finish up. I might just start making it weird and ask "What the fuck did you eat?!" just to see if it's really pride on the smell or they are just idiots.

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Wrathcaster said:

Generally, I try to GTFO because I don't want to smell another person's shit. I'm not proud of it, certainly. Then again, I have a hangup about public restrooms. I avoid them like the plague, and especially hate them if they're used by colleagues.

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