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Conefed

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Most places I've been to allow you to add a piece of bread. (but that's beside the put. rustling indeed.)
 

Hoss

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I've only ever had open faced sandwhiches at Denny's. High class shit, indeed.
 

tera

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I ate too much free dinner tonight so now I'm not hungry for cookies.
 
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ooo6

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I've barely eaten in the last 3 days...









Prior to that I was indiscriminately gorging on all the food at an all inclusive resort. I had a feeling the lobster tails didn't taste right but they were free.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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I've barely eaten in the last 3 days...









Prior to that I was indiscriminately gorging on all the food at an all inclusive resort. I had a feeling the lobster tails didn't taste right but they were free.
you did good bro. you did good.
 

Conefed

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People that insist you say the "Dr." Before their names, and you later realize they've only received a doctorate degree in some bs field. Like not a doctor doctor
 

Hoss

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for those people just say dra. So if his name is Dr Chris, call him drachris. It makes them sound like vampires.
 

Campbell1oo4

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People that insist you say the "Dr." Before their names, and you later realize they've only received a doctorate degree in some bs field. Like not a doctor doctor

Professors do this shit all the time. You can tell which ones are going to be unreasonable hard-asses if they correct you on this within the first week.
 

Brikker

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I went out to eat at what is allegedly a top restaurant in the Mpls/St Paul area. It's expensive for the area, main dishes in the 30$ range. What are these main dishes... Fucking open faced sandwiches. How am I supposed to eat that shit. Cut it up? The only other alternative is to pick it up and get my fingers dirty like a barbarian. The next day I'm playing in a disc golf league and a guy on my card is a top chef. Literally his do chef won the James Beard award this year, so I complained to him. His reply... We serve them as well. Farm to table... Shitty sausages... Now this. Do people want to live like this?

Which restaurant? I'm not far from MSP

Also...fork and knife?
 

fred sanford

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People that insist you say the "Dr." Before their names, and you later realize they've only received a doctorate degree in some bs field. Like not a doctor doctor

I did a technical screening (IT job) for a guy that did this. Needless to say he didn't get the job.
 

Bubbles

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Spoiled by Netflix's captioning abilities.
Everything else is either inferior or non-existent.

FYI: Captions are boss around kids and other distractions. When they crank up their bullshit, you don't miss a beat without even needing to touch the remote.

with captioning is the only way to watch stuff
 
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Cad

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Spoiled by Netflix's captioning abilities.
Everything else is either inferior or non-existent.

FYI: Captions are boss around kids and other distractions. When they crank up their bullshit, you don't miss a beat without even needing to touch the remote.

I've started downloading the webrips of all shows so that I get integrated subs, I'm so spoiled by netflix...
 

lurkingdirk

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People that insist you say the "Dr." Before their names, and you later realize they've only received a doctorate degree in some bs field. Like not a doctor doctor

I have a couple Ph.D.s, and once people know that they insist on calling me Dr. instead of Mr. It's a strange thing. I personally hate titles, so I'd just prefer they call me by my given name: Lola.

In all seriousness, if someone insists you call them Dr. in a social situation, that person is insecure as fuck and probably needs a good slap.
 

lurkingdirk

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It doesn't matter what I think, I'm after the truth.

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