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Mission Impossible past 4 or so is just Johnny Knoxville with more budget and less jokes. They don't even market them with anything in the movie anymore, and mostly Tom Cruise breaking his toe or loosing some teeth in some dumb stunt.

Nah. Just MI. Ghost Protocol isn't my favourite, but it tried something different from MI3 with the putting the spectactular stunts front and centre of the movie (and even more so the marketing) The forgot to make an actual movie with a story and characters and such to go with it, but it was...

It better be. The last few weren't.

Feels like it should've been Training Day 2 :emoji_sweat_smile:

They are not making any claims or coherent argument about timelines. Marvel multiverse is just an excuse for random cameos and memberberries, fuck logic, since the Spiderman one. Now with extra 4th-wall breaks. That's all.

I mean, describes Empire Strikes Back perfectly. Add to that horribly forced ret-cons like making Vader suddenly Luke's father, which fits in zero with the original movie. Woke agenda of having a black guy run a trading outpost. Forced strong women-shit by implying Leia might be force sensitive...

Dunno. seems fairly standard scifi channel stuff with star wars painted on. Is it great cinematic art? No. Is it Prequel/ewok-levels bad? No. YouTube/Twitter trying to make every random Star Wars thing into the next huge woke-scandal before the elections is getting a bit trite.

The funny thing is, nobody ever used to claim he's some hard-wording down-to-earth bro earning an honest living by "working his ass off" either. His schtick was always low-effort hollywood paychecks for minimal work to supplement is social media ego-trip, no?

Well, he plays a Dude-style character in Poolman. The hair is definitely for that role.

Really? What hit / success did Jackman have outside Wolverine recently? 2017 The Greatest Showman was a sleeper hit that made up for a slow start with a ridiculously long run. Before that? um? Pan was a horrendous flop in 2016. Some Early 2010s movies like Prisoners, Real Steel and Les Mis, but...

Yeah. Neither of these actors really have huge other gigs. Jackman is arguably semi-retired and doesn't do much at all anymore, this aside, obviously. Reynolds schtick annoyingly seems to be to do kinda-deadpool-jokes/role in pretty much everything else he does. He's great as Deadpool, and I...

Wut? She's like a decade younger than those old farts, lol.

Dunno. Oscar Isaac's acting wasn't the issue with moon knight IMO. He did a pretty great job doing all the different characters/personalities, I thought. And clearly had fun with it. I remember watching the first episode and thinking this could be great. Than it just nose-dived.

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That people crying about the alleged lore-sanctity of Custodes, when they haven't been anything resembling original lore for a decade or so, are just lying to themselves instead of simply admitting to being the female-o-phobic cavemen-nazis they are.

In ancient 40K Custodes were just guardsmen.

"Luck is not a super-power" was the only thing funny in the shit-sequel.

I mean, they'll obviously will be jumping universes too. TVA and Sorcerer-portals all over. So Dead-Ant-Man-location doesn't have to be anything more than just one stop in the story.

1) In the original version / lore / setting of warhammer 40K, Adeptus Custodes were regular normal humans stationed on terra. 2) They retconned the fucking shit out of them for profit, as they did with many other parts of the setting, in this case turning Custodes into some weird Space Marines'...

I mean, the have no rules. Some alt-universe variants just use the same actor (various Dr. Stranges, all Kang variants, etc..), but if they have memberberry-actors floating around, they'll freely use those too (Spiderman, Prof. X in Dr. Strange 2, which presumably also wasn't the "Fox-verse"?)...

Nah. GW did what they always do and wrote new stuff into the product line the same way they always did. If the change had been "Custodes were always psykers before" or "Custodes always had two heads before", or some such, nobody would've given a fuck, just like nobody ever gave a fuck about...

Whatever it is, no way they'll "integrate" the Fox-movies long term. If they do MCU-X-Men down the road, they'll definitely want fresh cast, stories (well, probably license to do the Phoenix shit all over again), etc.. And "multiverse" these days is basically just an excuse to member-berry...

I mean, these retcons in Empire Strikes Back were ridiculus, I agree. Vader is now Luke's father? That was never ever mentioned in the original and makes absolutly no sense with what Obi-Wan said in the original. Not to mention the retcon of Leia being Luke's sisters, combined with all the woke...

Lol. Nothing could alienate genuine long-term fans more than this wood-face idiot ruining another franchise. If there's a genuine raping of childhood memories, it's no political agenda, but this idiot defiling DC comics, the Witcher and now 40K. And the most long-term Warhammer fans don't care...

Maybe. But they still do it all the time. There never was a Rogal Dorn Battle Tank. 2023 Astra Militarum Codex comes out, and it's "always been there". Worked the same way for probably hundreds of Space Marine kits. All the weird Flyers. Centurions. Razorbacks. Basically anything not in Rogue...

They've been finding out for 4 years now.

GW made their direction public on Twitter now almost 4 years ago.

I have plenty of 40K armies, and yes. 40K is not for everyone. It's a satire ridiculing original british right-wing government, xenophobia and nationalism and the idiots that supported this nonesense in the 80s against their own interests, and it still applies just as poignantly to conservative...

Plenty of sex in old 40K. Though admittedly, much of it was removed in the massive retcons of the past 10-15 years.

Lol. They are literally making Custodes less gay. Women Custodes = Heterosexual custodes. what ya all think is gonna happen when the barrack up 10.000 oiled up muscle dudes for 10.000 years in a golden palace. They're trying to turn Custodes from a niche-army for faggots playing Warhammer...

Correct. They change shit ever 10 or 20 years. 2010-15-ish or whenever they turned Custodes from heroic humans into weird, giant gold-gay beefcakes to farm the homo-erotic wave of 300 and such. Now they made another change to boost some sales. It's just money. Only difference is the scope of...

That sounds like the definition of a guy with extremely small penis and even smaller, fragile ego.

I mean, they do major re-writes all the time. Hell, current Custodes are just a giant (no pun intended) retcon since the miniature range was released. Original fluff, they were just regular guardsmen with funny hats stationed in the palace on terra. Ordinary humans. The end.

Nah. The good guys have the red light sabers and the bad guys the blue ones. If that isn't innovation, I don't know what is 🤣 Also getting increasing A-Team vibes from this. Hope there's a full-on-OG-montage of them preparing the village for the space-empire-grain-collectors, complete with a...

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So people carried the wreck through an inversion machine? Obviously the "pre-crash" car from the "car's perspective" was inverted. But what happened to it going back in time after it crashed (i.e. before the crash from a non-inverted perspective). 1. October - Car is inverted in the inversion...

That "snyder-cut" stuff is just pure marketing bull at this point. It probably was a real conflict between Studio and Snyder for Justice League. But it's 100% all set-up with full knowledge and agreement by Zack Synder to just milk that non-sense for every movie he now makes until it stops working.

Man of Steel was shit. Same fugly instagram filter of the whole movie. Annoying product placements. Zero basic understanding of the Superman character to begin with (and not just the neck snap, that was actually ok compared to wrecking truck drivers and what not). Man of Steel is arguably...

Same thing. There is no canaanite ethnicity. It's a vague catch-all term used in the bible refering back to an even older civilization of people that are part of what, ethnicity-wise, we now call Arabs.