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  1. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    It took 28 years for a normal human foot to tie Dempsey's record and 43 years to break it. And so many factors have to all line up at once for an attempt to be made in the first place. First the ball has to be 67+ yards away, it has to be in the closing seconds of the half so the other team cant...
  2. Gavinmad

    Fallout - New Vegas

    The relationship between Obsidian and Bethesda wasn't exactly cordial and they likely didn't want to dedicate any further resources. And it's not like you have to spend hours setting up some huge array of mods to play the game, last time I think all I installed was Mission Mojave.
  3. Gavinmad

    MLB 2024: Rangers Conquer Texas, Then America

    I never bothered to look before but after seeing that name I've started thinking talk about Bauer's ruined career actually belongs in the YGWYD thread.
  4. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Conversely I'd say 10.5% is probably too generous and Tucker's record will never be broken.
  5. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    After looking it up a ~9% hail mary success rate for the league while next gen stats claimed something like 10.5% odds of Tucker making that kick. But I've planted my flag on the 'Harbaugh didnt trust Lamar' flag and I'm at peace dying up here.
  6. Gavinmad

    Health Problems

    Your first ass cam prep is always the worst. I wouldn't exactly call the second time pleasant but it really was just mildly annoying compared to how awful I felt the first time. Two cans of beef consomme was like magic. Still counted as a clear liquid according to the prep guide they gave me...
  7. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    2 yards longer and 5000 ft lower than the previous NFL record when your kicker already missed earlier from 54 and your shit receivers would be covered by an 0-2 dumpster fire with one of the worst defenses in the league. You have a new long snapper that season, Tucker was short from 65 in both...
  8. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    In the interest of continuing to shit on Lamar, I'll remind people that back in 2021 Harbaugh had more faith in the odds of Justin Tucker setting a new NFL record with a 66 yard field goal after having already missed one long kick that game than he did in a hail mary from Jackson.
  9. Gavinmad

    Fallout - New Vegas

    New Vegas is solid but the New Vegas DLC packs are among the best DLC ever made.
  10. Gavinmad

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    If it's specifically about didn't earn it in gaming I'll talk about it in here and fuck any American Inventor lover who tells me otherwise. That gay ass slapfight earlier ended up being about Mist's loneliness and didn't earn it in general and this isn't the place for that. Sophistry. The people pushing...
  11. Gavinmad

    MLB 2024: Rangers Conquer Texas, Then America

    Mizuhara could still be falling on his sword to protect Ohtani. The article says he admitted to the bookie in a text that he had stolen from Ohtani which sure seems like a smoking gun, but the text was sent the same day that the story changed from Ohtani paying Mizuhara's debts to Mizuhara...
  12. Gavinmad

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

  13. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: Outlaws

    Ubisoft, SBI involvement, racist cunt CM with protected twitter, misandrist cunt lead writer whose work history includes Saint's Row 2022, deliberately uglied up MC, sounds like a recipe for success to me. Braindead trash like you are why the industry has become what it is today.
  14. Gavinmad

    The Matrix (1999)

    The most powerful anti-depressant in the world is taking stock of one's situation and saying "Well at least it can never be as bad as being Mist"
  15. Gavinmad

    The Matrix (1999)

    You being one of the leading experts on dumb people who think they're smart. While matrix within a matrix has a lot of issues it's still the best explanation for why flesh Neo can stop sentinels and Smith can hijack a human body.
  16. Gavinmad

    MLB 2024: Rangers Conquer Texas, Then America

    He didn't throw 235 triple digit fastballs. While some of it can be attributed to pitchers being expected to push themselves to the limit, a lot of them probably come into the minors already having TJL damage from pitching too hard in high school and college.
  17. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    There's no point to this discussion as long as you think Lamar deserves to be part of it.
  18. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    He hasn't had any passing ability to speak of either.
  19. Gavinmad

    The Matrix (1999)

    Don't be fooled into thinking the Wachowskis had anything to do with The Matrix being good. It's a common story of the first one being good because they were still relative nobodies and didn't have much control over the project. As many people might guess they were already degenerate wannabe...
  20. Gavinmad

    MMA Thread

    Yeah definitely blame the testing company and not the drunk violent criminal cheater who assaulted and threatened to kill him.
  21. Gavinmad

    MMA Thread

    What's one more thing for the UFC to sweep under the rug and ignore at this point?
  22. Gavinmad

    Spring 2024 Anime Thread

    Nah I thought yall were still talking about the recap episode. When I checked the new episode on Aniwave earlier I was already at the end for whatever reason so I didn't realize it was an actual new episode.
  23. Gavinmad

    Spring 2024 Anime Thread

    No, you aren't with Gavin.
  24. Gavinmad

    MMA Thread

    She's the wish version of Royce Gracie. Both very one dimensional fighters who dominated poorly rounded competition, but at least Royce has the legacy of being one of MMA's foremost pioneers whereas Rousey was a can crusher with delusions of grandeur. Both poor losers who couldn't gracefully...
  25. Gavinmad

    Spring 2024 Anime Thread

    like 95% filler, 5% real, 100% concentrated power of snore
  26. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    When he actually makes it to the end of the season healthy. Hell he's poison even when he's injured, didn't he refuse to show up to support the team one of the years he was injured?
  27. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Maybe if they finally get a quarterback this year.
  28. Gavinmad

    MMA Thread

    Hiding concussions? She fucking dominated everyone she fought until she embarrassed herself against Holly, where did she get all those concussions she had to hide?
  29. Gavinmad

    Warhammer 40k: Darktide

    i.e. the bare minimum content-wise to keep people from thinking of the game as abandoned, but they'll make sure to churn out more garbage for the cash shop.
  30. Gavinmad

    BB.com Misc Refugee Thread

    You seem to have confused me with Sean or something which is one of the worst insults imaginable and is why I would take sincere joy if you were murdered in an Israeli air strike. Also you might be surprised how much weight someone loses when they're basically chained to a hospital bed for an...
  31. Gavinmad

    BB.com Misc Refugee Thread

    Go work on an aid truck in Gaza.
  32. Gavinmad

    Palworld (Pokemon with Guns and Bukkake, minus the Bukkake)

    False swipe as a passive is op
  33. Gavinmad

    Twitch.tv

    They contribute far more than Szlia or Cybsled ever will.
  34. Gavinmad

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    jesus christ it took me a second to notice the date. dunno why I even care since I stopped watching anything Disney a few years ago but I guess it's the principle of the thing.
  35. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Fleeing an accident with 'serious bodily injury' is a class 3 felony with a 2 year minimum sentence. Fleeing an accident with lesser injury is 'state jail felony' with a minimum sentence of 180 days. Wouldn't be surprised if they never even charge him with a felony in the first place though...
  36. Gavinmad

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Only 900mg of sodium? No way that's authentic Japanese unless you're supposed to use 4-5 packets at a time.
  37. Gavinmad

    Game Pass for Xbox and PC

    doesnt seem the least bit different to me, game pass has always been all over the place from month to month.
  38. Gavinmad

    Spring 2024 Anime Thread

    filthy peasant scum
  39. Gavinmad

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I could just say black and that would be more than enough of an answer but he also plays a sport that involves blows to the head. There's apparently dashcam footage of his crimes too.