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Apparently flaming hot cheeto powder flames up when lit

What started out as a simple chart to express just how my kobold is, here is my group. Assassin, Ranger, Paladin, Bard, Thief, Druid. Edit: Forgot the druid's squirrel and might as well add his iconic bear form

Imperfect but good. Feels like every character has the same 'voice' and several the same voice actor. At times characters are 'too charming' and flirtatious. At times, all throughout every episode, the show runs like female comedy. Despite these flaws, still overall good.

Hope they don't hold back and kill main characters.

I told him simply that he was incorrect and we don't live that way in our house.

A year ago, i rebound movement to arrow keys. He kept getting lost among everything else on the keyboard when trying to WASD movement. But he handled himself admirably this weekend.

5yo neighbor kid race splained to me and my 6yo that we're inherently racist because we're white. My 6yo had never heard the word before. I shut it down and had a text discussion with child's parental unit. But in other news,

Tried the Arby's sugar bacon roast beef and the sugar had a pleasantly crunchy texture. I've grown to crave their mozz. Rarely do I get them but the texture is perfect when fresh

Program Coordinator: Conefed, you have a program during meeting. Me: It mostly runs itself. I'll setup early, make introductions and head over before meeting starts. Program Supervisor: No, we'll just move meeting to after your program. Me: *starts setting up early. Supervisor: You should be...

Deleted original punchline and added truth

Science

MtG: Theros coming to DnD https://www.sageadvice.eu/2020/02/28/a-new-dd-setting-mythic-odysseys-of-theros-a-campaign-setting-book-for-the-magicthe-gathering/amp/?fbclid=IwAR2zH0h2owYUFizopp6oVNXSEVbCeJm9coauBD5JU9fz_CG-LqN9HxFcZzk

I've touted the Chicken Bites from Sam's. Today I tried the sandwiches. They're not as impressive, but still money

Theme?

the tyson nuggets that are cheaper have black pepper flecks and my 6yo won't eat them for it

A nice lady posted to Facebook and I felt compelled to make an edit.

My 6yo invented the "Chicken Macker" it's two McChicken's with Mac sauce and one bun top removed, jammed together.

It's the meat itself that has changed.

People say this, but they taste like dirt to me. There's a local place that makes fries that look the same way and those taste even dirtier to me, so it must be the style. at least 5 Guys beat out that other place. That kind of fry also ages super fast. they must be piping fresh for any goodness...

Kobold has been a blast. Recently thwarted a pied-piper-esque kidnapper, and in the group were some of my siblings so now we're getting into antics. The group finds this elaborate celestial pool with an intricate puzzle to awaken two angelic statues holding ornate mirrors. The suspicious bolds...

Fresh McD burgers are juicy and delicious now. Five Guys are massively overrated

This feels like it's trying hard to be The Boys; but it's pretty great.

I'm playing a 1' tall Kobold. To make up for limited carrying capacity, I've been squirreling away things in the possessions of others. DM totally in on it, it'll be funny when they discover the horde... Or the beetles and centipedes.....

sounds like a terrible deal. grocery store has like a dozen eggs for 99cents. What else is included?

Chic-fil-a is the only indoor playground in town and it's usually classy. A good time. Clean with yummy food with both milfs and jailbait to look at. But this time a clan of white trash were also visiting. And this little brat had ice cream all over its face and hands, visible from any distance...

Seems down your alley

poor attempt at trolling, yet it hits all the right spots

Apparently, Fierce Strawberry Gatorade is god tier. I've been under to yet find it however

Same person posted this today. If I didn't know them in RL, I'd say they were trolling.

Have any re-inked their dice? I received several sets of black dice with dark lettering. I've used crayons and white-out pens; not satisfied with either result and wonder if ya'll know of better ways?

Somebody posted this on Facebook: "Using your actual penis on someone who only consented to a toy is RAPE." Setup: Dude wears strap on(?) Girl goes doggy style. Dude uses actual penis instead of strap on. I understand std/pregnancy angle, but this person claimed that an actual penis going...

Me: Yesterday you told me about Problem A and B. Well today they happened again but in a different system, do you recall the solution to Problem B? Boss: ohhh. You must not have paid attention. I posted that answer in two different sections, but I'll post it again just for you. *posts solution...

I fucking hate the quesadilla burrito or whatever the fuck they keep giving me when I order a $1 quesadilla. fries still baller fry burrito is a muck of beans, but chicken in it good.

Disagree. The vat goes directly against the character because it is what makes her insane instead of the influence of a charming figure. It cuts out a massive relatable wedge while providing minimal in return But to clarify - vat is fine after already being establishing her origin as a way to...

that is best version of character. chemical vat is bullshit

Tried "Bang" energy drink, Pina Colada flavor - first Bang I've had. Stats appear good, zero sugar, 0 calories but it tastes great! Drank one after a three hour hike and it was delightfully refreshing I then had energy to wash dishes and go to the gym I drank it around 4pm, it kept me up...

Five month update: The head pillow is now splitting, and it pops off all the damn time. Without pillow, headrest is severely lacking. Updated rating: 6.3/10

Randomly selected song: Just discovered this guy and have been playing him since

I'd like to see a Fortnite Realms

When it tens of seconds to pair a bluetooth device