Spider-Old,
Spider-Old,
Grumpy assed,
Spider-Old.
Too old to swing,
From a thread.
If he falls,
He'll be dead.
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-Old!
In the mid of the night,
Prostate too swollen to pee,
If he falls down the stairs,
He'll shit his pants, just wait and see!
Spider-Old...