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Crawling around under our desk set-up, hooking up power cords and whatnot for a new fish tank. An inch-long shard of glass from a waterpipe that got broken weeks ago is hiding amongst the wires, and i end up getting the whole thing speared into the top of my foot. Blood all over the carpet now.

Took me about half a page to realize 'super taster' wasn't some hipster beerfag term. Also Google. Grats on being a year clean, Noodle.

Am I the only one that started laughing really hard or are you guys legitimately upset about the IP rape?

At least I know you guys would be good for a few beers and an in-depth conversation about beef curtains and buttholes.

What the fuck. Super-whore likes to show me pictures he gets off Tindr. One time he's in the back doing dishes and you hear his phone go off and 'YOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK' ten seconds later. He was real confused by a picture a girl sent her. "Yo what's wrong with her ass?" /shows. I have a sixth...

Database™'d!

Fuck.

One of the guys that I work with sticks his dick into anything that moves. Constantly on Tindr/Snapchat. Today he was singing the praises of 'white Westport sluts.' Start there?

Set and setting. Also actual whores don't like being called that, maybe you could soften it up to 'trollop', or 'slag', or 'floozy.' Noodle and Tarrant got it right. They're 29. Somewhere down the line I would like to have a son, mostly because I think he'd be an awesome dad. Sorry about no...

Me and his fam outside the local watering hole, incidentally.

No kids. Money problems were logistic-based. We spent hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on plane tickets between the US and Puerto Rico in the first few years- basically any last shred of income was spent on 2 week visits here and there. Not the wisest way to spend money, but it's what we wanted...

Going on 11 years. Went through some pretty crazy shit through and after college with him, and some pretty hard/tedious parts (Was a long-distance relationship for a good 3 years- 2 years after we met, and a year when he went home to be with his mother while she had cancer.) A lot of dark...

I want confirmation that somewhere, at some point, a vegan lady took the cock out of her mouth and explained she couldn't swallow because vegan.

My cousin moved to Ireland and works at a restaurant in Belfast. Every year she flies in for the holiday season- came home early for the beachhouse shindig that sadly involved spreading my aunt's ashes in the sand dunes out back. Just in time to tell us her yearly tales about the GoT cast...

Most underrated: Oblivion. Most overrated: Fight Club.

Yeah daddy, I want to go back to the old way of doing things. Take care of me and mine and do the right thing on my behalf, because I sure as hell can't handle making a decision. What with being an emotional creature. Only fair that the real movers and shakers be the ones with the vote. Landed...

24. " Using [this] data and applying it to an individual without looking at the person’s overall health is a bad idea. BMI calculations do not consider age, gender, frame size, muscle mass, or fat distribution. "

aquariums

14, home period. We had TVs in every room and the teacher put it on maybe five minutes before the first tower collapse. I get the feeling most of us didn't really understand the gravity of what we were watching, but as someone said: the reaction of the adults is what got us all worked up. When...

ITT zombiehawk tries to suss out hot and available local trannies. Or it's the last post he makes before his conversion. Up in the air.

Edit: bah, no playback. (

nature you silly

They're getting bussed in to my neck of the woods, somehow. I've seen two people in the last two weeks wearing the same 'STRAIGHT OUT OF ATL/404' T-shirt despite the fact I live hundreds of miles away from Georgia.

Do believe that's true, Big P.

So this weekend I go over to a coworker's house for a bit of a bake and to try out a new dealer's wares. It is me, five black dudes, and the fat white girlfriend of one of the said dudes. Naturally there's only so much shit I can talk about basketball and the rap shit they were putting on the...

Don't touch shit that isn't yours?

gojiraaaa

Took a couple of sittings, but I enjoyed watching Omar's 2-and-a-half hour supercut on the youtubes. Shit is a movie in and of itself.

Which issue, obesity or people storing their shit in jugs?

Could tell by the tits.

Told a friend that we've been going on 10 years of pulling out as birth control, because fuck condoms. She didn't believe me (reason being her boyfriend apparently had an 'accident' the first and last time they tried it.) Gets a bad rap because of all the assholes going 'whoops.' "Oh baby, I...