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I have not been the same since I stared into the abyss of aychamo’s asshole.

I have not watched a football game in about 3 years. I am now far too racist to enjoy it. Pls leave me alone sir.

https://richmond.craigslist.org/d/for-sale/search/sss?query=shotguns

I have never liked jeans. 5 pocket chinos or corduroys are superior in every jean appropriate situation.

My collection is extensive.

Went to buy a shitcoin on a swap, gas fees over a hundred fucking dollars right now. What a joke. Crypto is a scam.

Doge is literally a meme with no fundamentals that only exists for pump and dumps. Stop fucking holding it you retards.

Doge has a value that is entirely meme based. You should only buy it if you have enough free time to check its value every 20 minutes because it could dump to nothing or moon in an extremely short period of time. It is a meme. It has no use case, project, or intrinsic value.

Don't listen to anyone trying to tell you these coins are currency. None of them function as a currency. You are just playing pretend stocks with real money.

ETH is designed to rape you with $100 "gas fees" per transaction. Can't wait until this shitcoin is replaced with something less overtly Jewish.

lol imagine killing yourself one day before the squeeze. What a retard.

”anymore"

Silver pump was literally a wall Street planted meme. Now is the dump.

I knew I should have bought $10k doge two days ago when I saw the pump meme to sell this morning.

23andMe sells your DNA to Israel. Ethically a bad choice, financially a safe investment.

ummm wtf bro. My meme portfolio is literally 100% invested in one SPAC you recommended right now.

BUY RUBIC This is not financial advice, I'm drunk right now.

Bro you invested in Gay HIV?

So buy every SPAC on the market at $11 and then sell when any of them hit $25. I'm going to be a millionaire so fast. Who knew it was this easy?

Up $22 already on my FoH braintrust portfolio. Cashing out now and hitting up McDonald's for 20 mix and match mcdoubles and mcchickens. Thanks bros.

Imagine how stupid you'll feel when the squeeze hits and it's $1.5k/share.

Just become a slumlord. Biden will expand "affordable housing" initiatives. Just let the government pay you to house joggers and don't waste any money on maintenance.

You're welcome. You still have time to stop paying now. Let me know if you need anymore financial advice.

Everything I was thinking at buying is at or near ATH. All future 10x candidate shitcoins are a hassle to buy and gas fees are like fucking $30 per transaction. Why is crypto so gay?

That was pretty retarded. You should have just not paid all year and then moved out of California when the moratorium ends. Win/win play right there.

GME up 20% premarket. You are retarded if you don't mortgage your house to buy 10k shares right now.

Fucking retards. I'm using the TRUE KING investment strategy: faking my death and putting all the life insurance money into FoH approved SPACs.

Bro I just bought $10k of weed stock called YOLO. I dunno wtf an expense ratio is.

I just put 10k into every available weed ETF. Thanks bro.

Bad list. The Jews have made Ford pay for his insolence and the Ford Foundation funds all kinds of Jewish projects the world over.

Should I buy YOLO?

What are your top Non-Jew stock picks bro? I need to build an anti-Semitic portfolio.

All these posts about people putting their life savings, using all their student loans, or taking out more loans to go into GME are just memes right? People this stupid don't exist do they? Why would you take out a loan to buy into a stock where the plan is to never sell no matter the price?

Yeah I tried that. Rejected it too. Apparently my bank refuses to connect with coinbase whatsoever. Set up on binance now though which went through no problem.

I will begin to invest in the FoH braintrust picks but I need to be autotagged when it's time to sell. @Lightning Lord Rule set this up for us.

I registered at coinbase before you posted this. My bank refuses connections to coinbase. Another waste. Fuck crypto I guess. I'll just continue to hodl the $20 bitcoin purchase I made 6 years ago.

lol trade suspended at ~$140, went up to $152, down to $130, trade suspended again. Less than 10 minutes

If you bought gme 45 mins ago you would have doubled your money already

lol kraken only accepts fiat deposit via fucking wire transfer. What a waste of my time that was. Coinbase or binance?