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Was making my New Year's pitas tonight, same recipe as I've always done, chucked it in my stand mixer and somehow it was thick as fuck and just immediately rode up my attachment so hard, it kicked the mixer top enough that I think the motor's gears have skipped. It's completely off kilter, now...

I'm not so mad about him losing, but fucking losing to a tap out? They go on with this shit about his whole motto of "never give up" and he fucking gives up. Fucking stupid.

Oh, come on. What the fuck.

And how many dudes just wished they were Bayley right there?

Yeah, I haven't had any issues with the oven at all. I'm guessing the biggest thing might be elevation, since when I did cookies previously it was at my old house in the mountains. I'm just not quite sure how to adjust for that. I did also realize that last year I tried to prepare and...

I've always been a basic chocolate chip bitch. In the past, I'd take signups every Christmas for whatever MMO guild I was in and mail out my cookies for folks. Did like 60 dozen one year. I hadn't done it in a while, but decided to start again last year and I don't know why, but my cookies...

Patch came out just in time for me to start Act 3 (yeah, I know, I'm late) and also enjoy the fuck out of that live une via a t`aimer performance. Holy shit what a goddamn banger of a song. I fucking love this game, even though I'm god awful at timing parries. The music, setting, story...

I hadn't posted about it since I imagine folks here probably don't want to read me driveling like a teenage girl. I figure this is the type of shit girl friends talk to each other about, but I've never had any, so fuck if I know. Anyway, here's a wall of sappy shit if you're curious: TL;DR...

You as well. I’m sorry the situation with your parents isn’t great. Hope they’ll still be supportive of you regardless of that.

Yeah, I’ve just been shotgunning applications out every day. If it’s even remotely similar to what I’ve done, I’ll app to it at this point. That one’s just high on the list of shit I’d actually want to do and get into. Gonna be a bit more picky on the getting stretched out side, but yeah...

Basically will just be running out the clock on the unemployment, since it’s more than I’d be making at most of the local places I’ve seen hiring here. Once that’s done, though, I’ll just be grabbing whatever local thing I can find until I get something back in my field while trying to get the...

Nope! Not yet, anyway.

Fret not; I'm still plenty broken. Still not even a single job interview and only like 3 weeks of unemployment payments left, so my stress level is kind of through the roof. However, I will just say I had what I can only describe as a magical day a couple weeks ago and might just get to have...

Got the gift of a pap smear for my birthday today, but at least I finally got to see a gynecologist about shit, though nothing conclusive. Said longer period shit sometimes happens with the blood thinners and metabolic changes can fuck with everything, which my weight loss this year might have...

Made me think of:

You don't need to be jealous. It's okay.

Wasn’t sure if I should put this here or in the tickle pickle thread, but I just took a shit that perfectly formed a cock and balls. The proportions may have been a bit off, but the positioning was spot on.

I had to get the lamest brain tumor that basically can't even fucking kill me. Most it can really do is just blind me after a few decades.

nirgon vs. Araysar

He's already got Christmas eyes/stones!

Commander is what I started with, since that’s what my ex and his friends played. I enjoyed it also for the idea of not having to constantly rotate through cards that expired and also the flexibility to just kind of make whatever theme I wanted and had a large pool to work from. I generally...

Araysar vs. wellijustdontknow nirgon vs. Tasty the Treat

Araysar vs. Lanx wellijustdontknow vs. Bandwagon Cayennechap vs. nirgon Tasty the Treat vs. Ambiturer

Cayennechap vs. Luc1fer - Apparently is an asshat, IDK

Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - 🇷🇺 Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - Can't do my boy Lanx dirty Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - Weird Bandwagon vs. Hoss - Balls Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy - Still dunno the other dude nirgon vs. Aldarian - Still a fag Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat - Cuck...

He did. I had already checked there, and my local one is also done with it. I made the mistake of just going the Subway route and instantly regretting it. Oh well.

Even both the damn Arby’s near me are out of this shit. I guess next year I gotta look for this shit sooner.

Holy shit, that looks amazing. Why the fuck would it be gone already? Goddamnit.

Fucking hate talking about this shit, but last one started Oct 31st, last day was Nov 10th (I went to the ER on the morning of the 9th because shit wasn't stopping, they said I was fine and just gave me the referral for the gynecologist). Still had spotting shit on the 11th and 12th, 13-15th...

So had a couple days free of bullshit, but now I've had another 7 fucking days of spotting shit including one day of just straight ass bleeding again. Keep calling the OBGYN and can't get an appointment, keep calling my PCP, but I can't get a human and they haven't returned any messages. This...

Araysar vs. Goatface - Won WWII, maybe can win Asshat Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - FSR Fuckery Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Can't vote for the amazon gadget repository of knowledge Quaid vs. Gavinmad - MnM 'tism Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - Weird Bandwagon vs. Sid...

I've been suddenly really regretting giving up my Lego Voltron set. Didn't have room for it after I had built it and ended up selling it for cheap. Wish I'd kept it. Oh well.

You saying I was the DEI pick? You fucker.

TomServo vs. Goatface - Eh, toss-up Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - Amod and <3 Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - Toss-up Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Meh, gotta back the blue, I guess. Vuuxo vs Blazin - Toss-up Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 - Soft spot for Gavin Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - Weirdo...

Finally got to seeing this watch partying with a group of friends. Been listening to the damn soundtrack all fucking day long, god damnit. Quality fucking movie.

Legit, the day after I went to the ER, my shit dead ass stopped. Thanks, body.

TBF, he's not banned.