Search results

  1. Kuro

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Without voluptuous elven breasts how will dudes manage to subvert the loot council?
  2. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    I like that they have approved remote locations, but only in other balls expensive places to live. If you're paying $40k, let people move to alabama or some shit.
  3. Kuro

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Two weeks after I dropped full coverage I got my car smashed by a hail storm for the first time in my life. The universe loves its comedic timing.
  4. Kuro

    Camelot Unchained

    But do the demon ladies still have butt wings?
  5. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    I'm okay with a low skill game. I didn't quit mythic raiding because I couldn't do it, I quit because it made me actively hate human beings who were otherwise cool, nice people, but were too retarded to priority target swap while dodging swirlies while crossing the entire boss arena while...
  6. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    If I were setting up a server I'd reduce everyone's move speed by a hidden 1-5% permanently randomly each reset, and sell micro transactions that add a hidden random 0-3% bonus movement speed permanently per consumption
  7. Kuro

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Well, IT Director just got diagnosed with brain cancer, so I guess I just unlocked the only path to increased pay or title at the company. Guess that explains the random hentai game ramble last week
  8. Kuro

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Give rogue a self evac named The Safehouse for nostalgia
  9. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    Much like MMORPGs, the salt is the key
  10. Kuro

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    4 hour commute is "bed under the desk" conditions
  11. Kuro

    Roguelite Enemy Hell/Bullet Heaven/Survivor catch-all

    New DLC for Deeprock Galactic Survivors is fun, adds a new class of dwarf forklift operator. Vehicle handles like shit but has higher than normal class modifiers to compensate. Adds a new biome and a new mission type.
  12. Kuro

    Spring 2026 Anime Thread

    Gonna have to go back to #mIRC and fansubs
  13. Kuro

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Top 20% Believability
  14. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Now that's the ARPG combat I'm looking for
  15. Kuro

    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    I'm sure Bungie will... Bounce Back
  16. Kuro

    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    Didn't they desperately want to move off Destiny 2 because it's coded in an engine that sucks a fat dick and take 30x as long as it should to make maps?
  17. Kuro

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Bro crossed the whole galaxy and earth woman still standing there glowering at him for being 5"9"
  18. Kuro

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Need it to take 10,000 hours to level cap, then you can reduce it by 10% for each alt afterwards
  19. Kuro

    Ancient Civilizations

    The manager for vinyl room is in his office going on a half hour monologue about changing reality using meditation and mantras. Apparently the Ancient Egyptians summoned the Pyramids with the power of the mind.
  20. Kuro

    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    Those are pretty good numbers for an EverQuest private server
  21. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    I guess that makes two Secrets in this thread that don't work
  22. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I remember we had a Berserker on Emarr who went nuts and axe murdered his apartment
  23. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    Just needed the 5ac +55hp
  24. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    We're going to run out of posters if EverQuest 3 doesn't launch soon
  25. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    When he lost the Incel thread he couldn't cope anymore
  26. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Is this expansion good or did all the streamers blizzard checks clear
  27. Kuro

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I've got to finish the CCNA before I sue
  28. Kuro

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Drove to a city an hour away with my boss today to install and network new printers for that campus. My boss spent the entire ride gushing about the AI Hentai Fallout Dating Simulator he was playing at home. My soul has suffered permanent damage.
  29. Kuro

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    I've spent too much time on these forums, the first thing Project N made me think of was a server full of Erudites
  30. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    How am I supposed to tell the difference between Freeport and Qeynos now?!
  31. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    My desire to log back into Midnight died twelve minutes after finishing out the zone story quests.
  32. Kuro

    Ashes of Creation

    I can't wait for the second kickstarter to rebuild the game on Unreal Engine 2035
  33. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    Omg I love Legacy of Ykesha!
  34. Kuro

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Gamers don't have to be your audience. You can choose to have no audience!
  35. Kuro

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Man, I learned not to trust this group when EQ2 launched
  36. Kuro

    Spring 2026 Anime Thread

    I assume he was an Ice Construct made by Elfie to watch over him
  37. Kuro

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Who knows maybe the new Shadowknight needs to harvest thirteen wood elf clitorises and 13 cold iron spikes and combine them in a bag to form The Thirst Trap to unlock a Life Tap + Snare DoT
  38. Kuro

    Everquest Legends

    Whoever did the Velious Armor models needed to be their permanent armor dude
  39. Kuro

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    The classic EQ experience indeed
  40. Kuro

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    I hope the new shadow Knight abilities are gated behind 80 hour rare spawn camps