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Why is it so difficult to roll with however things are done wherever you are? You're out to eat somewhere where tipping isn't a thing? Great. Don't do it. If you are somewhere where a tipping culture exists, you are fucking up someone's livelihood to some extent by not tipping when...

It's all about when you start whatever you're doing. I find that, especially when playing guitar, if I start the activity slightly before the alcohol, I can ride that shit out for hours. God forbid I've already had a couple drinks, I'm fucking useless.

Don't sweat it, ghetto. This forum seems to be largely populated by self-hating fat assholes. Guys in decent shape are faggots and no woman on Earth is ever hot enough. That kind of transformation is hard work. Props to you sir. Fat asshole pic related:

Ipic is pretty great. ~$15 gets you the above, which is well worth it for the opportunity to have pretty good food or a couple martinis and a beer during a movie. Interestingly, booze isn't marked up like most theater consumables, which is nice. The theaters are mostly smallish and I don't...

Yup. For example, this guy: who named this place: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...s-Puyallup.ogg

You mean like, I don't know, gist? Like, you know, in my first post? I tremble in awe of your mighty intellect, good sir! Dead horse, I know. I just couldn't help myself. No more, I promise.

I guess I missed the part between where this was no longer about acronyms when you decided that the question of hard or soft g was related solely to the first letter of a word. My bad. Also, gentry gesture gestation etc. Can we get a plane derail or something?

...or cage. Or vagina. You get the gist. Sutekh wins by TKO. Is this derail over yet?

Not sure if you guys are onto something or if you have just hopped onto a flaming ride into the rickshaw. Time will tell, I suppose. That said, she looks a mashup of Bjork and a Tolkien elf. Again, not sure how I feel about this.

Overplayed and all that, yes. Totally agree. Objectively excellent? Not that it's possible but no, dude. Even in his prime he would sound off sometimes. Another element that sort of bugs me is that he wrote very little of "his music.". So excellent or not, is it really his? If you...

After all my grownup patience in the FSR derail, I go and do this. <sigh> I really should lock my account after midnight to prevent stupid drunken shit like this. I just have a loathing for Sinatra based on years of hearing his music at work day in and day out. I realize that many, many...

Unholy amounts of ass. Making fucking terrible music. Then again, most terrible music is about getting ass, so there you go. I'm sure he's getting plenty of ass in Hell as we speak. Note: I should mention that I have a justifiable loathing of all that is Sinatra.

Aside from the obvious, what is the main difference between an infant and a 90 year-old? Statistically speaking, the 90 year-old is considerably less likely to bleed out when you fuck her in the ass. What breaks when you give it to 3 year-old? Her hips. What's the best part about...

Cool story bro

I know there is a word for it. It escapes me at the moment, but I am certain that someone older and wiser has come up with a word to describe this phenomenon in the past.

I have already found the culprit and dealt with him in a manner proportional to his crime...

Opeth is fantastic. They are obviously metal. Tool is fantastic. They straddle the line between hard rock and metal and obviously should not be considered to be in the same genre by anyone who has heard more than 5 minutes of either's material. Your post makes absolutely no sense...

I'm not going to tell anyone what music he should like; this is a fairly polarizing band, after all. Listen to whatever blows your hair back. That said, lumping System in with Nickelback is just retarded. Also, see previous post.

At first, I was But then, the more I thought about it, I arrived at Seriously though, your opinion (to which you have every right, of course) is fucking stupid and you should feel bad about yourself.

The sick and twisted things I would do to Melanie Laurent... Goddamn.

Fuck it. Last neg was a misunderstanding of sorts. Posted a gif that I regretted, deleted it and left a "meh" in its place. Said "meh" was received unkindly, presumably because it was interpreted as a response to a gif somewhere above in the thread. Wouldn't mind having that net back...

Live long and prosper. Who/what killed rock and roll?

Blame Canada?

meh

I'm guessing that the explicit discussion of sexual feelings toward 8 year-olds is a little dicier than a gif of a fully-clothed girl taken from a worldwide television broadcast.

While in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens fair.

I've known this for years but have never had the inspiration to search out pics of it until the past few pages.

After all the kittens and whatnot, I've been expecting some sort of crazy next-level tranny apocalypse. I'm talking serious shit that makes the last couple pages look like My Little Pony. Maybe though, just maybe, he's had another plan all along...

She's also a self-admitted (former ;p) slut, so there's that. I can't imagine the freaky shit she'd be up for... This is a choice I wouldn't want to have to make, but I'd probably agree with you.

Fair point.

I deservedly negged someone awhile back, maybe it was you but I don't think so. If it was, congratulations on being the only person I've negged, as far as I can remember.

To everyone else, no more whining from me. Apologies. Thanks to those who thought the whole thing was ridiculous.

Oh Jait, you rapscallion you. I post pet pics and you neg me, telling me that you hope they are run over by a car. I privately tell you to fuck yourself, so as not to air this shit out in public, you neg me again because you can. And again. Then you come out here and complain about me being...

I wish I were more petty. Not that I'm above pettiness, just that I wish I were better at it.

Because they are generally more insecure than men for a variety of reasons and tend to focus on different details than men. Serious question (!) What makes certain petty cunts on this forum so goddamn neg-happy? Other than micropenis issues, obviously.

Just once. She did ruin the shit out of me, though. Don't get me wrong, I take full accountability for the real world repercussions of a few fateful incidents with her, but I still spent a good chunk of my twenties getting out from under it all. Then again, I might just punch her in the face...

yeeeaaaahhhh... I'm sure if she walked into the room, dropped her top, and hit her knees you'd be like, "No thanks. I'm good."

Fuck yeah, Mitch Hedberg. Say what you will about Wright and Dangerfield, this guy is the (extremely dead) king of one-liners.