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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    I doubt he took it to open up a savings account. Chances are it went up his nose or in his arm. It does me no good to try and figure out where it went, it's just money and I can work more to replace it. Picked up a third job in order to do that faster.
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    I put him in jail. He basically robbed me blind, even taking our food, but he was kind enough to leave me with a busted lip so the cops were finally forced to do their fucking jobs. Don't know how we're going to eat until I get paid again, or how I'm covering the bills. But I don't particularly...
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    Heh. I'd end up writing a book if I got started on my mom. In regards to my brother, no, she hasn't dumped him on me before. Has she kept him as the families dirty little secret and forced me not to tell anyone the shit he did when we were kids, yeah. Image is everything to her, and I still...
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    I didn't speak to him and up until I got here, hadn't spoken to him in years. My mom was in the house, and was moving out two weeks before I was getting back in town. She told me that she thought he was at my former step-dads house or something, that she hasn't heard from him. She even pumped me...
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    I know it has deeper roots. I've been to therapy (as a child and as an adult) for the shit that happened when we were children, and then later in life for help dealing with depression and some other more basic things. He was in therapy as a kid, too (it was done through court), but that was it...
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    This has been going on since mid-September. I cut him out of my life for ~10 years prior to that.
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    I'm alive. We called the cops -again- last night, as usual they didn't help, one of them was kind enough to remind me that he (my brother) needs help, and I'm all he has..wtf? He actually went out on Friday, which was the best day/night of my life since being here. He never leaves, which is the...
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    He's never attempted suicide, only empty threats. Once I was so mad I screamed, "FUCKING DO IT THEN, I DON'T CARE!" -- People who are truly suicidal are dead or came close. He uses the threat to get things. I know it's bullshit, but there's the 1% chance he may do it, and I would not be able to...
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    Look, I know the answer is "get out" - I moved to California over ten years ago to get away from my family. According to my therapist, my sanity was kept in a black box of sorts (she had a long reason, but I'll spare you the shenanigans). I went to therapy because I was afraid I'd turn crazy...
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    Disclaimer/Warning: This is going to be long and probably depressing as fuck. I'll add a TL;DR at the end, for those who plan to actually read this whole thing, go ahead and make a fresh pot of coffee before you get started. Furthermore, I have had about 4 hours of sleep in the past 3 days, so...
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    RL Picture Thread

    I'm a little late with the Christmas picture! I took it and then forgot to post it. Pretty sure you all have seen this one.. ..and this one, too! I covered up "Rerolled" with my fingers, oops. I look angry but I'm not. My niece and I a couple of weeks ago Same day as pic above (my...
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    RL Picture Thread

    MsBehavn, are you wearing the add two cup size bra (or similar)?
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    CURSE THESE FAT FINGERS!
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    You want to know why we were so badass in EQ? Because we were young and rarely slept, and you can check the numbers of active subscribers back then, compared to active subscribers of WoW at its peak...you may notice a huge difference in how many people were playing. There"s also a difference...
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Looking forward to your upgrade!
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Yeah, I"d save your money and give it to Evelys to pay for a host.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I got one by someone who was the first 99% "enemy" that sent me a message. I replied pointing out that all of our mandatory answers were complete opposites (he insisted on a Christian, obviously due to what I just said, his views on homosexuality and gay marriage differed from mine, he didn"t...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I hate to say it, but I"d encourage this over the former (which if read wrong, could peg you as being controlling). I"d be more responsive to this line, but I have a pretty vulgar sense of humor. You guys already know you"re over-thinkers. The main problem you have is being extremists with...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Cool painting...and pile of shit on the potty pad. PS: Still fucking her? If so, please ask the brand/color of her nail polish. I want some.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You guys were kind of rude, lol. I picked you up to come help me and then you guys sat on the couch watching the Blizzcon stream while Christine and I were shuffling back and forth to get everything set up (including carrying those big heavy cushions). Then the big lot of people who showed up...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This is the lipstick one I mentioned to whoever wanted something for a newbie that"s not "scary"; I"m adding extra links, but haven"t tried any of them myself. Adult Toy Chest - Lipstick Metallic vibe Adult Toy Chest - Evolved Silicone Bendable Rose Adult Toy Chest - Studio Vibe Makeup...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The main thing for toys that you"re using externally is powerandpower options. That"s why I always recommend theSuteraone (I did a quick Google, no idea if that"s the best deal). It has a turn-dial for the power and it is the most powerful one I"ve found for that price (our stores have one of...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Too clunky, IMO. I recall getting one as a gift and honest to God, thought he really got me a legit massager. He created a monster (he"s also the same fool who got me my first designer handbag). I"m pretty sure he knew what he was doing when he got me the "massager" too, lol. I never got into...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Honestly, when I go to "toy stores" the other customers think I work there. It"s just my thing, I guess. I"ve never owned one, but certainly wanted to. It was a gift from someone who clearly knows the way to my heart. They knew I wouldn"t get it for myself, and it showed up at my door today...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    BOOM!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"ve certainly made an ass of myself before, and I own up to it every time. But even in a decade long relationship, I couldn"t do that kind of shit on purpose. I can"t believe she kept talking for 3 days even though he was ignoring/hiding from her. That"s pretty creepy, lol. Especially...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Heh. You"re talking to a person who"s smoked weed enough times to count it on one hand and during one of those times, I cried because I thought I was "stuck high" forever. I can look at alcohol and get drunk.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I am still amazed how people can use things like xanax, ambien, and the like for recreational use. I"ve only taken .25mg of xanax during the day (I break my .5 in half) on a few occasions and it did make me a little "bleh". I couldn"t take more than 1mg and not pass out, and I also don"t think...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It"s something I"ve dealt with off and on for most of my life, but mainly the past 15 years or so. I"ve had anxiety since I was a young child. My dad is convinced my mom and grandmother are to fault (they naturally blame him), I just think it"s poor coping/stress management techniques (or a...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I have some pretty bad insomnia, but do "crash" 1-2 times every 2-3 weeks and get to catch up on sleep a little bit. I came down with pneumonia last week, which put my ass down. I have never slept so much in my life! Having that said, I tried a lot of things to help me with stress, anxiety...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, they"re normally called a "Fun Party" here. I guess yours are more, uh, forward? Hah. With ours the hostess gets a discount and some freebies, and normally one of the sales reps show up to give details and demos (not THAT kind of demo, though) on a lot of the items. Our toy store...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Ok, Ilex don"t click this, haha. I ended up looking at random stuff after that. Look atthis thing! It"s so pretty and interesting.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It"s not like she"s using them at once. What"s wrong with having more than one, or even an arsenal of toys? I have tons and get off just fine (sorry TMI). Some can be for alone time, some are good for during sex, and they make tons of toys that work during sex on both partners (like the "double...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Because I haven"t met but two Persian women who weren"t evil, and those two women we"re halfsies. If he"s just out to get his dick wet, I guess that"s a different story. But if he"s looking for someone to have a relationship with, once again, he"s wasting his time.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You may feel like a piece of shit now, but wait until her mother gets a hold of you. Like I said, don"t waste your time. Fixed. That"s where they find their Placeholders.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t waste your time. Seriously...wtf is that a picture of? --- Hooby...You"re disgusting.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    FYI, there"s a way to schedule things without sounding like you"re making an appointment, dingbat. It takes one sexy text, or a whisper before you leave for work, or whatever. Are you railing your significant other missionary-style every time, too? I"d put money on it, your chances of...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I was instantly in a deep sleep as soon as my head hit this amazing body pillow my no-longer-pregnant friend gave to me (her man claimed it was causing them distance in bed). Anyway...I"m snoozing. BANG BANG BANGon my door. I go out and see a stack of boxes. Some were familiar/expected...