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  1. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    You're forgetting about the scenario when one team has the game firmly in control, a kicker with a big leg, and a coach with big balls.
  2. Hoss

    Land chads, when will they lern?

    I think this proves he's not properly autistic. If he was, he'd have done the link correctly and deleted the page reference. Wait, can you be autistic and stupid? Maybe that's what he is. https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/the-news-that-makes-you-go-wtf.13588/post-4749897
  3. Hoss

    Land chads, when will they lern?

    you can do it the autistic way. Click on the replies for each thread and count them yourself.
  4. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    She cried herself skinny? So that was all just water retention in the first 2 photos? I hope dem titties didn't get drained too.
  5. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    lol no dumbass. For sending Jim Breuer out when they expected burrow. I assume he got up there and did a quick set with kelce. Couldn't hear the announcement, I assume it sounded like jjjj brrrrrrrrr
  6. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have a work computer thats really old. 5-10 years I'm guessing. I put in for a replacement a few months back and got one quick. It was one we had in stock. I swapped over to the new computer and spent a couple weeks fighting with crashes. Turned out the most important program I run was...
  7. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I do it nearly every day. For about 5 minutes before I start looking for it.
  8. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    you've never seen eskimo hookers.
  9. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    At least babies wouldn't be a problem. From her perspective I would finish by sucking the cum back up into my dick. Or no ... wait I would start with that, followed by 2.5 minutes of furious pumping. out and in out and in.
  10. Hoss

    XFL

    Damn. Why was he trying? Did their kicker get hurt, or is it a special rule of the xfl that you can randomly pick a player to kick a fg for more than 3 points? That would be a sweet fucking rule actually. The extra points should be based on the player's weight.
  11. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    What if aliens experience time in reverse from us. So all the alien visits we're getting now are aliens fucking with us in their future because we will discover and fuck with them in our future. But we're only going to fuck with them because they fucked with us so hard in our past. Who fucked...
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fair enough. But that's not likely to ruin a day. There can't be more than 5 people in the country who still need to collect gas receipts.
  13. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    What's their name? He probably knows them from the meetings that all black people are required to attend.
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Don't go see the cashier. If you're getting that message, the cashier is getting a message telling them to confiscate and/or destroy your card. Source: I used to work at a gas station and I cut up a few cards in front of people.
  15. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Once again, she sent nudes .... where are the fucking nudes? Why do we never get to see the nudes? She may be a child rapist, but she's not a child. We need a fappening type event to rectify this injustice.
  16. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    No motherfucker. Classic is 70's and earlier. Always has been, always will be. in 1962 the rolling stones knew they were making classic rock. We're talking music here, not cars.
  17. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    lol. so bag heads like their paper bags to be well seasoned?
  18. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Still got your paper bag? Or did yall make new ones every week?
  19. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I got a bespoke suit last year. I don't like suits much but I've always wanted one that actually fit right. I do not regret it. Might get another. But I don't have a desire for a 3 piece. Fuck vests. The people I used came to my house for everything. I considered wearing it to work one...
  20. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Going through the same thing. It was my first good leg day in a long long time. Months. I did it saturday and my legs are just starting to stiffen up tonight. Tomorrow is going to be rough. And then you have Keith Richards who was has been pretty big the entire damned time. OK, not...
  21. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Makes sense. That's a Nebraska 10.
  22. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    I was thinking more along the lines of about to have 'the talk' with the son of the single mom who lives down the hall.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    He was alerting his help. Let us know when they come for you, brother. We'll come in from behind.
  24. Hoss

    XFL

    lol thanks. Are all the games on sunday, or what? I'll look for them this weekend.
  25. Hoss

    XFL

    when do they start playing?
  26. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    No funko. No dolls either. They're all action figures!
  27. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    And what does it mean? He beat her? Is she the one with the black eyes?
  28. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    lol at the fucking restraint thing and helmet. Classic case of hysteria. She needs a good dicking.
  29. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    Bro My mom threw all of mine away when I went to college. She was like "It's been years since you played with any of that you don't even miss it" "I PLAYED WITH THEM LAST SUMMER BEFORE I WENT TO COLLEGE WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DON'T PLAY WITH THEM!" That's when I turned to video games...
  30. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Milkmen delivered for longer. They both started in the 1880's. Ice started to be phased out in the 1930s. Milk was delivered well into the 70's, which coincidentally is when the women's lib movement started turning women into whores.
  31. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    So, was the zeke back to dalls thing an april fool's joke? I assumed it was, but I'm still seeing it.
  32. Hoss

    do you cum in your pants when the MISC is around?

    I knew what day it was. I know LLR is pretty cool, so I decided to do it and see what happened.
  33. Hoss

    do you cum in your pants when the MISC is around?

    You need to set up an appointment with DR @Mario Speedwagon to get treatment for your condition. He specializes in retards.
  34. Hoss

    RIP Araysar

    Yeah, that must be it. Lets see how many victims we wind up with.
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol my wife will spend so much time looking for something to watch, that by the time she finds it, she doesn't have time to watch it anymore. At least she's smart enough to add it to the list so she doesn't have to search again next time.
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's rough. Assuming you divorced him over this.
  37. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    The important thing to note is that each and every one of these rule changes plays right into Dak Prescott's strengths and will benefit him more than anyone else in the league. MVP is all but gauranteed. Might as well put him on the cover of madden next year.
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    As i understand it, the point of a "baseline" is to test a thing while a person is still healthy. That way if they start having trouble with it later you have something meaningful to use as line. of base. But I'm no doctor insurance agent. I'm just someone who knows english pretty good.
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think you misspelled "Because the money is in treating people, not curing them and there's even less money in preventing problems" The tests he was talking about sounded more like baseline tests than the voodoo predictive tests you were talking about.
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Interesting. Is it $2200 toal and everything else is free; $2200 base and everything else is an add on; or $2200 up front and everything up to $2200 worth of care is included, after which you're back to paying as needed?