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I just talking about the faggots on TV shows.

How do you know that when you"ve admitted you haven"t seen an entire episode? I think the majority of the people who take part in those shows are the: "I just want to be famous - for anything!" types.

I think it"s because being successful/making something of yourself requires hard fucking work and everyone understands that. People on those shows just want to turn up and get paid for just being who they are. Anything for a bit of success without doing any work..

The acquaintance should go to school and learn basic prose

Must be very different to here in England. If you fuck around and try to actively hide money (hide money in walls, make fake invoices for wedding dresses and claim they are uniforms) here you go to big boy jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Shit like buying a home cinema and...

Bragging about tax evasion on the internet = very very stupid.

You are a font of femininity

vintage foh

Is "banbet" a foh approved phrase now, or just a relatively new invention of the dick taster(tm)?

Problem with your business model is clear from the point of view of the realty customer. People want to go to one website and search multiple agencies (aka "Car Insurance Comparison websites"). People do not want to go to multiple websites. You"re providing a service that people don"t want...

Uh what. His girlfriend is a fucking nutcase who is attempting to cheat on him. The only thing in this situation he shouldabsolutely not dois leave it alone. My vote goes to tracking down Bob first, then deciding your next course of action after that revelation. You should probably also start...

Wait, I missed all of this.. who is this hideous chick and what is her relationship to Galiem? Also who is that heffer in the cowboy hat?

Hmmmmm, your divorce has gone far too easily. This bitch is sitting on some kind of million dollar trust fund. Rangs don"t give up a free lunch that easily.

Chlamydia can make men sterile, actually..

This thread is the shame of screenshots, in my opinion.

I"m only kidding. Straight guy that does makeup in a department store is like suicide level lifefail.

Your girlfriend fucked some make-up queer

Dude if you invite that girl to a party whilst dropping off something her mother gave for you to give her on holiday you deserve to die alone. I mean, fuck, you were on the same holiday as her middle aged mother. Aren"t you like mid-20s? The absolute only way to pull this off, is to drive up...

My advice - string her along until you find some other chick to bang. It"s what she is doing to you anyhow. Start getting emotionally detached now. A wise man once said:A monkey never lets go of the current branch until he has a firm grip on the next.

Be wary of people who outwardly say things that are potentially inflammatory to people that do not know well (i.e. I HATE PEOPLE ON WELFARE). It basically means one of two things: a) She"s mildly socially retarded. b) She"s interested in your political views and going about it in a...

The only person with "wad up panties" is you. Clearly. I only responded at all because of your self congratulatory sentence that caused me to cringe so very hard. It was very mippo-esq.

Eomer- why are you so clearly looking for validation on an internet forum, if you"re such a success in the money, looks andawesome dudedepartment?

You haven"t worked in a bar before, have you..

I played super mario world, I quit after completing level 1 but the whole rest of the game is just jumping and running forward right? Trust me - I know all about super mario world.

If you"ve been seeing her for 3 months and you aren"t allowed to see her place, guess what - she is not "your girl".

Let me give you another possible viewpoint: Sounds like she realised she"s fucking 22 and not 32 and doesn"t need to have her career and "direction in life" mapped out for her at her age. Aka you sound like a boring fuck.

You have two choices after being dumped, and both should be considered like this. Imagine you are 20 years older and thinking back on your life and this tiny event all those years ago. Do you wish you: a) Bitched out and cried like a needy little girl over a little bit of sex OR b) Forgot...

How do you know the profitability and margins of your competitors? Didn"t you buy this company a year ago, with preciselyzeroexperience in the field? I"m curious about your actual justification for your business model, not some "Driving around and seeing people" rhetoric that means entirely...

Do you not think your business model is a bit questionable? i.e. Over-paying your staff. I"m curious because I run a single man consultancy business, which has a bottom line net profit about 1/3rd of your entire company except I don"t have yourenormousliabilities..

So this guy is going to sell you his business, then work you for and start calling you boss?

Bail now. Pros: You are getting laid. Cons: Everything else. Why even ask this question, you know it"s retarded.

Dude, you are such a fucking prick.

I don"t see how you could make a thread like this, drawing this much attention to yourself knowing the fucking nature of the people on this board. Especially when most of the people here think you are a jackass. If something can be discovered it fucking will be. You don"t have to be here long...

Lady in the street but a freak in the bed. It"s all true. Your friends basically filled their quota of nasty guys and decided to get married to some random. They probably think he"s a complete douche but "perfect" for you! Sad. He cheated on you four times.

Why is it that I miss these moments of greatness. +1 erronius. Well played sir. First Millie has a cock and now Sam"s a paedophile. Two "surprises" for 2009 already..

There"s a huge difference in every department between a $25,000 car and a $50,000 car. They are practically incomparable. The cars I"ve owned in my life have ranged from $1500 (VW Polo "Parade") to $65000 (Audi RS4) - progressively increasing in cost with my age, as is to be expected with most...

Duuuuuuuuuude. If you said that shit to her best friend, you may as well have said it to her.

No Krozman, it"s fraud. Duh.

Humm, well i lived in one of his houses. My other housemate was a plumber who serviced his entire property portfolio..

No, i"m not stupid. That was the state of the mortgage market in this country around 12 months ago. You could get a mortgage of interest only, for the value of 110% of the house. Additionally, "buy to let mortgages" were freely available to anyone with a small deposit (5%?). It is...