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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    like 80+% of girls/women are attention whores. Style of dress and hair really serves no distinction other than possibly being upfront about it.
  2. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    "Pacifically?" She should be shot in the head, pregnancy or not.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    True introverts derive stimulation from within. Being around other people causes them to become overstimulated, which causes anxiety. So it"s actually not that they need time to recharge, they actually need the time to de-stress, get back to some semblance of balance. Conversely, extroverts...
  4. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sounds like a movie plot... beware of the Amish.
  5. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This sounds like the plot to some CW show. I"d stop talking to all of the people involved right now.
  6. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re good to go.
  7. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Done, and highlighted.
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    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Voted, need internets.
  9. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Actually, it"s even more lenient than that. Some colleges have honor codes against dating your own students. Many don"t even have that.
  10. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Most don"t, actually.
  11. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t stoop to that level. If she is at all rational, explain why she deserves better. If she"s not rational, don"t date her in the first place.
  12. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe they"re both introverts and like it better that way. All kinds of people in this world, not all of them are the social animals you all pretend to be here.
  13. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Stop giving advice. It"s obvious to everyone here that your entire persona in this thread is completely fictitious.
  14. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Girls are crazy and men are assholes. Hasn"t this been well established by both parties for some time now?
  15. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Cinnamilk poisoning. :/
  16. M

    Yahoo live epic fun

    It"s ok, you don"tseemretarded.
  17. M

    Yahoo live epic fun

    Bottom left, for sure.
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    Yahoo live epic fun

    Acceptable. However, I suggest investing in trendier glasses.
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    Yahoo live epic fun

    Until you write FOH on that lolli that"s not proof of anything. :P
  20. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Lack of underwear?
  21. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    If you need constant attention from a girl, don"t date a girl with a kid.
  22. M

    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    "Once the Invisible Hand has taken all those historical inequities and smeared them out into a broad global layer of prosperity - y"know what? There"s only four things we do better than anyone else: music, movies, microcode, high-speed pizza delivery."
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    Freeze the extras. They"ll reheat mostly fine.
  24. M

    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    Anyone have the links saved?
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    Well it didn"t actually matter with the Quizno"s coupons, because the coupon code stayed valid forever. But in order to get someone at the register to accept the coupon, you had to give it a valid date. If you know someone who works there, you can just tell them to put the code directly into the...
  26. M

    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    I totally printed fake Quiznos Buy 1 - Get 1 coupons for a while, by photoshopping the expiration date.
  27. M

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The Poons...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Stupendously plain looking, but really can"t say either of them are ugly. Nothing specifically flawed with either of them other than that they look very dumb and cow-eyed, which would probably be a plus for most of you here, right?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    X Y is X.
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    Yahoo live epic fun

    Underwear on head is not sexual.