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Let me sit down and tell you The Story of Gymme... <IMG SRC="http://www.searyx.com/Gymme%20-%20Our%20Hero.jpg"> Personal Note: Druids can"t charm giant spiders. <IMG SRC="http://www.searyx.com/Morons%20Of%20Norrath%208.png"> Soldier of Fortune 2 = FUN <IMG...

Ask and ye shall... get the thing or whatever. Here"s me and the womanz. Met her on OKCupid, believe it or... I dunno. Suck it. Had great luck with online dating, I must say. After a ridiculously long abstinence run (so long I"d be embarrassed to say the exact number, but longer than Ben...

Couldn"t they have put my face a little closer to Alba"s? No, not Hermiones. That"d be creepy at my age.

Being the 300th poster makes you cool. Congrats.

Just skim the post, you lazy fuck.

This is a job for Leonard J Crabs!

Just in case I spooked you, the previous post was not a threat, nor was it a warning. It"s a fact. I mean, lets face it. You"re just a kid. You don"t know the necessary precautions you would need to take to thwart someone who plans to make an attempt on your life and on the lives around you...

You just don"t get it, Dusty. You don"t realize the ramifications of what you"ve done. Let me put it this way. If the information you provided was correct, I am now able to kill you and yours without getting caught if I so desire. I suggest you stay on my good side.

There is one saving grace: He"s not wearing a helmet on his motorcycle. Either he"s going to end up spraying his brains all over someones SuV someday soon, or his head is so thick that he doesn"t need a helmet.

Did you know you can flex fat? I give you props for that picture, though. It must have caused you some severely excruciating pain to hold your weight in like that.

Enlighten me, Captain Grade-school! What is the truth?

Declaring yourself the winner, are you? How very... grade school. Winners are decided by peers, not players, you neanderthal.

Poor Dusty. He should have learned at an early age to keep his cards closer to his chest. He bears his soul for the masses to tear to shreds, while his opponents keep their poker faces. Gee! Who is gonna win this poker game?

PM from Dusty: Poor guy. He needs a hug.

Original Slipknot album is great, but I hear the subsequent ones are rather below par.

Poor Dustin. Running away the moment the going gets tough. This yellow streak run in your family? I"d say more, but I"m heading out the door to go eat. /wave

You must contemplate suicide daily, Dusty. Nearly every reply you"ve made makes mention of someone killing themself. Probably only reason you"re alive is because you"re too fuckin" stupid to load the gun.

Preparing for your autobiography, genius?

I"m better than you because I"m smarter than you. In case you haven"t noticed, Worthless, UberRathe and I are the ones dangling the carrot in front of you. I must say, baiting you turned out much better than I expected. Hey Uber. Do us a favor and post a "Top 10 reasons why dumbfucks...

ROFL! It"s the next Unleashed! Hi, my name is Dustin and I weight 874lbs, all muscle, I have a souped up Lamborghini Countache, I make 300 billion a year playing Football for whoever the fuck won the Super Bowl last year and I have a 34inch whale cock and I like got LAID yesterday hahahahha...

The difference being, you DO suck, and Uber IS owning you. Big time.

His father would rather fuck Worthless in the ass while Worthless fucks the family beagle, sandwich style...

While Worthless whines at his stepfather for forgetting the towel

every Tuesday and Thurday behind the International House of Pancakes.

the cock.

Worthless... you are not funny. You are not smart. You are not witty. You are not entertaining. You are not liked. Why are you here? What void in your life is filled here? The need to be disliked?

Every once in a while, a TRUE retard steps forth from the pack. One that believes nooses are supposed to support your weight, and NOT break your neck.

Yep. As I suspected. Lvl 10 n00b who talks big when he"s anonymous. 30hrs after Magna Charta killed Rallos Zek, Rallos Zek spawned, and BoR killed him. Sorry, Anon-fucktard! Your l33t b3ta infoz have failed yoo!

Show me the deed, bitch!

Usually by pulling out every dirty little trick we can while still staying on the right side of the law. Play nice rules and whatnot. A guild on our server named Magna Charta, the current top guild on our server, screwed over the other 2 top guilds, Paradigm and Blood of Ro, when they killed...

Reading isn"t your strong suit, is it, meatbag? The analogy was comparing the US"s actions as a whole to those of my guild. Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?

In some ways, we act like the US. We"re kind to other guilds almost to a fault. Even those that hate us. However, once burnt, (i.e. Magna Charta, a Solusek Ro German Guild) we bite back HARD.

In otherwords, Nightkid, the only reason that you post anonymously here is because you"re afraid of reprisals from your guild when they find out what a fucking waste of flesh you are? Bullshit. You"re a lvl 10 n00b who doesn"t know shit from piss until I say otherwise, or you disprove it. Now...

For an anon-fucktard like yourself who supposedly doesn"t play on Solusek Ro, you certainly seem to care or at least understand quite a bit about our server politics. I think my shot at being a jealous faggot was right on, wasn"t it?

How the fuck should I know? One post, and I"m drowning in assholes.

Wonderful. You"re not only a retard, but a retard who can"t tell time. My last 2 posts were a day apart. I don"t think that qualifies as spamming the refresh key, do you, Captain Fucktard?

Was that supposed to be targetting me? I can"t tell. Then again, my brain has already been fried to a crispy critter, watching "Now and Then, Here and There". I reccommend this to anyone with half a brain. I understand that this eliminates most of the people on this board, but you never know...

Not only do retards flock around me, but anon-faggotry as well. /wave Howzah! I didn"t level up in Mistmoore. I farmed Mistmoore back when it was very profitable. That makes me a Mistmoore MASTER, not a n00b. That"s not to say mastering Mistmoore is a great accomplishment, because it isn"t...

Forgive me for lumping you in with all the other pseudo high-lvl characters who screamed their heads off when I was voted into Blood of Ro, but that first sentence of yours just reeks of jealousy. So what server do you play on, Captain Anonymous? Let me guess... you"re a super secret member...

I was 17, fuckstick. I found her in highschool. She was 15, and I was #16. Her name was Alicia Cox. Yes, her last name was Cox. Have a ball.