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Anyone who says they don"t like getting a rimjob is a fucking liar.

If his Ballsack is any indication of how saggy the rest of him is... i"m betting his tits are worse than a 90 year old mother of 10.

Why call them women? Why not womyn?

fuuuckkk i think you just won this years Bad sex in literature award.

yup. im not really heart broken. just relieved. maybe i should have mentioned she was 18.

Just broke up with my girl. She was great except for the crazy. When we were together... it was good. more and more lately tho should would try to blame all her unhappiness on me. but only when we weren"t right next to each other. if i wasn"t with her i needed to be Miserable. woo fun times... =/

is the package a box of flower petals with a stuffed animal duck?

You can not fix crazy. If you think you can you are in for a lifetime of shit. Mr fixits always make the same mistake and regret it years later. The only thing that can help crazy is actual therapy.

holy fuck does grobb ever NOT wear cargo shorts? I haven"t seen a different kind of pant/short in any of the pictures of him ever.

the scariest part of her list is the Homeschooling. how fucked up would a kid be raised and educated solely by grobb and this fat whore? I would rather the child be raised by the westboro baptist church than by them. at least the church will just make them hate people. Rather than turn...

holy shit! we are adventurous/internationally-minded & we"ll eventually live in many different countries Crunchy person: human rights activist, feminist (which is redundant after a "human rights activist"), vegetarian, environmentalist, cloth diapering, breastfeeding, water-birthing...

Someone put a bullet in this guy and make the world a better place.

look ^ up 4 posts ya douche

im just saying you count them as what they were at the time. not what they turned out to be later.

just because the ugly fat girl you diddled in the back of a VW in 8th grade turned out to be hot doesnt mean you fucked a super model.

maybe if you like the cock. or are scenester/emo/hipster either way its all faggotry.

ear plugs? way to be a faggot.

She thought the wireless router was the causing the vibration. I resisted making a comment about wearing a tinfoil hat...especially considering there are at least 9 wireless routers operating in the vicinity. now i feel like a nutcase =/ there was something wrong with our linksys router...