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How do you deal with your employees telling their redneck cousins about your wily ways, giving your competitors a tip-off?

Eomer you tit, is your sig Robin Sparkles? She gonna rock your body "til Canada Day?

I think the concept of a gay alpha male would make my head explode. Overall, the problem with many of these theories (ladders, friend zone, whatever) is that they oversimplify. Sometimes odd things just happen. Sometimes Molly Ringwald realizes she loves Ducky... there"s your Pretty In Pink...

Why do you morons even worry about syphilis/chlamydia/gonorrhea. First of all, getting syphilis is like getting struck by lightning. Chlamydia/gonorrhea are curable. I think you should worry about herpes, or HIV, or even a deadly strain of HPV if you go down on her or kiss her too deeply that...

It"s a tough thing for a father to find out his daughter is a lying cheating slut. Get yourself checked for STDs though! And fuck all of those "friends" who let you go on with that whore cheating on you. If I am friends with a person, I will tell them their wife/girlfriend is a whore.

Excuse me, I would like to see Cuppycake naked. Is she the one who boinked her way into a job as a community manager?

This shit doesn"t compute, I thought being an asshole was how you got chicks. Aren"t you supposed to not care and she"ll break a nice guy"s heart then come running back to you? Just work on your tan brah.

No homo, but after my last barber retired I couldn"t find any male barber who could cut hair. So I started going to a salon. Bitches can cut some hair. They just don"t shave like the barbers do, but I can live without that.

I wanted to say something about a cheetah not bagging the gazelle 9 out of 10 times.

I hate when girls talk about the ex-whatevers and toss around the word "abusive" and, when pressed, it is always "emotional" abuse. You can"t just toss abusive out there because the connotation is physically or sexually abusive. If you are going to say he was mean to you (oh noes!), say...

I feel sorry for myself, because Grobbee"s kids are going to grow up and rob my feeble ass in 12 years. This is disgusting. I now understand why school teachers have it so hard, when they have to deal with children damaged by this sort of rubbish.

Are there not a lot of businesses that use a standardized system? I recall the hospital I used to live near used the Merck system which equated experience and skills training, in order to avoid lawsuits. It was a fair equitable way to calculate pay scales. Or so they claimed.

Eomer is actually a nice guy, he"s not some prick talking about sarging and negging girls and running THE GAME.

Post the PMs you filthy canuck. He might "call the cops" on her but we can walk the poor girl through it.

wat

Alcestis was her name, I think. She just never posts anymore. I wondered if she was outed as a dude while I was away or something, like Millie.

What happened to that chick who is an attractive nurse in real life and eventually got Aychamo banned because she goaded him into sassing her?

Well, I guess you could wait until the relationship between you and your ex-wife is at a "high point" and gently suggest that you have spoken to a lawyer just to get things hammered out in writing for some reason that ultimately benefits the child you and she share. Talk to the therapist about...

And then she"ll file for back child support because all of the unofficial child support he has been paying does not count. I"m torn, because I see that as the other shoe that is waiting to drop when Brad"s wife finally decides that she is happy with her new man and it would be easier if Brad...

Some might argue that performing your experiment of not calling this young lady after copulating with her could be construed as playing games! But yeah, what"s up with girls who refuse to initiate contact? I thought they stopped making that model in 1970.

You lost your wife because of Everquest?

Genuinely friendly! A lot of guys will meet attached genuinely-friendly girls, confuse friendliness for attraction, and ask them to "come hang" or some ridiculous stuff, partly out of friendship, and partly out of a desire to fuck them. If she is slutty-friendly she will fuck them and cheat on...

Hahaha, this can"t be real, any woman with sense would have hung up the phone immediately.

Remember when Grobbee"s ex came on here and started posting and he threatened her with internet lawyering?

Yeah, this. I still don"t recall the part where Eomer had a kid with a crazy chick. Anne seems nice, just remember to treat her like shit this time around.

Oh yes!

No, sorry.

I LOVE SMILEY FACES

Step 1: Get a law degree, namedrop it continually on the internets, but NEVER USE IT

At the next get-together with her parents, you should come out of the bathroom with your shirt off. They will get it and it will be FUCKING MONEY.

Did you black out a picture of your own face, Eomer? Haven"t we seen your face before?

Fuck the party year "break" thing, now you aren"t dating a pure creature who lacks STDs! God this thread is depressing me.

She didn"t say she was a Nigerian princess, give her the benefit of the doubt dude.

WTF, they"ve got our IPs and they are coming for us? I"m only really scared of that one Korean guy with four pictures of him in his sig, he looks kind of doughy.

How is the million votes thing being calculated? I just saw percentages on the website.

Bullshit, where are all of the computer science nerds and IT professionals who can write our own voting scripts?

This contest broke my heart. I don"t know if I can believe in FOH Santa again.

Like the Maxim model needs a modelling contract. They"ll probably bait and switch if they think the cousin is that terrible of a model anyway. They will say she cheated or something, like last time.

I liked this thread title because I feel like I"ve been SUMMONED FROM THE DEPTHS

Tasha is winning, Yes We Can! WTF, she"s going up against a Maxim model next round? That"s like a golden gloves winner entering the local Toughman contest.