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With the new FoH Podcast going, I thought a good future topic might be a list of the all time greatest Forum Drama/Incidents. Everyone has their favorites, but which ones are the very best?

First, I want to get a list going of the all the best ones that people can think of. I can remember a lot of them, but I'm sure I'd be forgetting a lot too, so let's get a list going.
I'm talking about stuff like:

  • Sam Deathwalker the top server-wide burst dps sex offender
  • Megan Fox of Ohio/Xboxes for vicodin (same thing or separate incidents?)
  • Galiem + Shelly
  • Tyen and TRex turning the site into Fires of Malware leading to:
  • Morenetz, which Imploded because everyone found out Eveylys was a dude pretending to be a girl using someone else's pics, which led almost immediately to ReRolled.
  • Draegan blowing up ReRolled by trying to sell to MMOCraig ~4 years later.
  • The Abyss thread
  • The Jerle affair
  • Millie being a guy
  • You have 14 days!
  • @a_skeleton_03 and Screamfeeder Screamfeeder are actually the same people
  • Olscratch trying to deepsix the current forum and a_skeleton_03's career by reporting him to the army inspector general with Kegkilla's help
  • Johnny49 and all his hookers
  • Antarius picking up a hooker in a walmart parking lot, finding out it's a dude mid encounter...... and finishing anyway. AND THEN POSTING ABOUT IT
  • Sean rage quitting and editing every post with ' . '
  • Curt Shilling and the 38studios thread
If you have another incident that you can think of that isn't listed here or maybe even you think some of the current drama ranks up there with the old-school stuff, drop it here and give a little background to refresh people's memories or link to a thread if you can find it. This is where it sucks that so much has been lost due to some of the aforementioned incidents.
(Paging Big Erronius Erronius :) )

Once we have a big enough list going, I'll make a poll thread and we'll all vote on the top 10. Once the top 10 are decided on by community vote, we'll get something written up about each one and have McFly McFly talk about each one in the new Fires of Heaven Podcast.

EDIT TO UPDATE THE LIST:

  • Kate has a Hoof - Internet Sleuths figure out that Kate from Kate's Playground has a mangled foot. This meme even made it into WoW IIRC
  • Hoofshots Exodus - Britney and a few others attempted to split off into a new forum called Hoofshots, related to the Kate thing I believe. It didn't last long.
  • Aychamo Showing his butthole on Yahoo Live chat
  • Aychamo and the Highlighter up his nose
  • Searyx (I'll need someone to expand on this one, don't remember this)
  • George Zimmer + Ashlee Simpson (??? I don't remember this at all, need background)
  • The Citten vs Gavinmad affair (Part of the Gavinmad is a sex offender thing? Don't remember)
  • Wolfen rage-quitting the forums because of people posting below his hottie threshold in the PGT, which he thought of as his own thread
  • Seal Team 6 incident (??? I don't remember this one at all)
  • Mippo and his roommates (IIRC) being the inspiration for the entirety of one of Coheed and Cambria's albums
  • Mippo's general bragging of how awesome he was and posting about all the famous people he knew and hot chicks he was banging. Basically r/thathappened before it was a thing
  • Blaezenfury and the shovels vs bats thing
  • Tyen's mother's day meltdown thread from last year. Highlighted by a vid of TRex trying to rip off his boxers and get at his junk, lowlighted by the poor kids in the middle of this.
  • Tyen's kids are actually Kegkilla's kids. Probably just a meme? There was an abandoned 23&me fundraising drive by a_skeleton_03 to check though
  • a_skeleton_03 funding an FoH softcore porno that mentions a lot of the memes on this list. The thread is hall of famed at this time :)
  • GrobbeeTrull and snowballing chicks and being a general garbage human. There was a timeline pic that was going around at the time of all that I remember. Total trainwreck.
  • Kela from Cazic Thule being a guild bicycle and the associated drama and fallout
  • Hijacking the vote of a band called Seven Feet Below (IIRC) in a local radio station's battle of the bands type contest. Inter forum drama and trolling galore
  • TRex vs Etoille leading to both of them posting their tits to the forums, leading to shoops of TRex's 'Dcups' involving highlighters and such
  • Onoes and his car drama. This thread is in the HOF/HOS I believe.
  • The passing of Gravy and the respect shown to Mrs. Gravy in a rare display of the decency of the community. RIP
  • Aanima writing horrible stories where the 'climax' of them was him getting some sweet forehead kiss action from the girl.
  • Furor going at it with DAOC devs. (No idea here, need some more details)
  • The Pantheon thread going from a kinda(?) serious thread about a game in development, to a place to post falling gifs and laugh at how it's actually vaporware and/or just a scam
  • Lumie related madness. Poker professional, garlic and home remedy enthusiast, autist of the highest order. (Probably too many for one entry, someone pick the best one and post it)
  • Goliath slowly turning into a tranny while displaying LOTS of other issues. Now known as Morrow or some derivation of that name. Was Mr Morrowgirl for a time if memory serves
  • Noodleface Noodleface and Camerous posting their dicks to the forum in an effort to impress... TRex (? IIRC). I still can't unsee Cam's goblin cock
  • Araysar vs Utnayan Utnayan on whether or not he played for the Vikings and how Utnayan would fly Araysar out to MN to prove a point on the internet
  • Araysar trolling people for several months in the politics thread about voting for Hillary and then coming out team Trump at the 11th hour
  • Araysar is I'm Rich Bitch... or is he?
  • Tyen vs Tim Pool
  • Tyen catching someone's GF in a lie about going to Miami when she was actually in Portland. Tyen posting pics of himself near Portland landmarks to prove the lie. Think this thread is HoF'd? Not sure
  • The various Tanoomba related threads and drama due to what a sanctimonious POS he was.
  • The joke about Hodj abusing his Amod powers
  • Tarrant's reign of terror as ReRolled moderator

Now this is a good list, lol. Will update again if we get some more good ones.
 
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Ohh yeah @ayachamo’s asshole and minimilk or whatever
 
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HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE.. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHERHALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIRFULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKYRACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITEMY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE ASHLEE OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, LIE HER DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCE A PABST ON HER BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATE HER FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HER ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE SHE HAS A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HER ARMPITS. SHE WILL CUM SO HARD HER FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI ASS IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.

HI.. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER'S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I'LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU'LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT.

SHE'S GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON'T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN HER THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF SHE BLACKS OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON HER BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT.

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.
 
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The epic fustercluck after @a_skeleton_03 "doxxed" Citten

I'd be the only person with two hall of fame/shamed threads if it he hadn't managed to delete it.
 
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Wait, I've been here for like decades and I don't even remember that part about the dude finding out the hooker is a man and finishing anyway lol.
 
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Wolfen throwing a shit-fit because thicc-lovers were bombarding "his" Pretty Girl thread with big girls.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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With the new FoH Podcast going, I thought a good future topic might be a list of the all time greatest Forum Drama/Incidents. Everyone has their favorites, but which ones are the very best?

First, I want to get a list going of the all the best ones that people can think of. I can remember a lot of them, but I'm sure I'd be forgetting a lot too, so let's get a list going.
I'm talking about stuff like:

  • Sam Deathwalker the top server-wide burst dps sex offender
  • Megan Fox of Ohio/Xboxes for vicodin (same thing or separate incidents?)
  • Galiem + Shelly
  • Tyen and TRex turning the site into Fires of Malware leading to:
  • Morenetz, which Imploded because everyone found out Eveylys was a dude pretending to be a girl using someone else's pics, which led almost immediately to ReRolled.
  • Draegan blowing up ReRolled by trying to sell to MMOCraig ~4 years later.
  • The Abyss thread
  • The Jerle affair
  • Millie being a guy
  • You have 14 days!
  • @a_skeleton_03 and Screamfeeder Screamfeeder are actually the same people
  • Olscratch trying to deepsix the current forum and a_skeleton_03's career by reporting him to the army inspector general with Kegkilla's help
  • Johnny49 and all his hookers
  • Antarius picking up a hooker in a walmart parking lot, finding out it's a dude mid encounter...... and finishing anyway. AND THEN POSTING ABOUT IT
  • Sean rage quitting and editing every post with ' . '
  • Curt Shilling and the 38studios thread
If you have another incident that you can think of that isn't listed here or maybe even you think some of the current drama ranks up there with the old-school stuff, drop it here and give a little background to refresh people's memories or link to a thread if you can find it. This is where it sucks that so much has been lost due to some of the aforementioned incidents.
(Paging Big Erronius Erronius :) )

Once we have a big enough list going, I'll make a poll thread and we'll all vote on the top 10. Once the top 10 are decided on by community vote, we'll get something written up about each one and have McFly McFly talk about each one in the new Fires of Heaven Podcast.


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Fifey

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Maybe not all time worthy but Ill never forget Sixteen chapel or seal team six.
 
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Seal team six was beautiful. Wasn't Kiroy claiming to be a marine biologist for a while and running a long game? We had someone that was posting direct quotes from the redpill book for like a YEAR before he finally fessed up he was only doing it to annoy people. lol. I'm certain he still posts but I can't remember the name.

Also searyx had his mom come into one screenshots thread in the chamo era to tell everyone he wasn't a pedophile. I've laughed harder since at truly stupid shit happening on the internet but that one was iconic.

Those were more innocent times, and the foundation of memes.

Almost all of our greatness comes from abject unapologetic retardation.
 
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I skimmed the list and didn't see it. Mippo's shenanigans worth adding?

The dude with crazy neighbor was always a favorite story/thread (think it's in one of the halls of fame).

The older hoofshots split?

Our eRep and e-sim shenanigans were epic at times but just find the elusive Dear Leader Drago and interview him for that 🙃
 
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Blazin Blaezenfury with his bat catch’n and Dakota Fanning obsession was memorable too.
 
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