AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

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So, we're down to it. The brackets are below. Here's how you vote:

Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted.

This is a single elimination seeded 22 player bracket. It looks like this now:

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Here are the pairs to vote for in this round:

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena

If, for example, you were going to vote for Wormie in the first pair, it should look like this:

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

This is not a perfect system, and I'm sure people will get their tits in a knot, but it's what we have, so go with it. Voting will close on Friday when I get around to it. Likely around 1:30.
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumie (only voting lumie because its a fake)

Wollygimp vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygimp vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena

I voted ideologically. Everyone on the left is a faggot. Also I just realized we all forgot to nominate @Khane for being such a cuck about the new site and then showing up later like nothing happened.
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie - Dumps his perfectly awesome wife for a younger dumber version.

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert - Love hearing how the world works from a 13 year old northeastern wasp.

tanoomba vs. lumi - Wold be hard, ordinarily, if the new lumi was not so obviously a fake

Lulsect vs Hoss - Why is Hoss even in this, especially put against bannanafaggot?

Wollygim vs. Szila - Woolly breaks the rule of not shitting on the dead.

Olscratch vs. Brando - Scratch is on ignore and he is still more annoying than most of the people on this list.

Chaos vs. Itzena - Chaos actually can argue his points and took his lumps.

Mist vs Bottomfeeder - Waste to put these two up against each other so soon, but no one other than Moonbat compares to Scream
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie - insufferable

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert - this year's favourite imho

tanoomba vs. lumi - When was the last time Lumie posted?

Wollygimp vs. Szila - Szila may have terrible opinions, but he at least argues them rationally.

Olscratch vs. Brando - Brando vanished. Who cares?

Chaos vs. Itzena - why vote for someone who isn't part of the community? Silly.
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie : I really didnt like how Popsicledeath couldn't drop his hatred of True Detective, but when I called him out on it at one point he actually did drop it and move on. Wormie is cool. Neither is deserving of asshat.

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert : Either Tolan is deliberately trolling the politics thread or he is just really ignorant. Either way, asshat.

tanoomba vs. lumi : Tanoomba endorsing Tuco for following the rules while he violated the rules is just reason #13726563 for why Tanoomba is just an asshat. Amazing how consistently ignorant this guy is.

Wollygimp vs. Szila : Aspie to the core, completely delusional. Also dead. Definitely asshat.

Olscratch vs. Brando : The election breakdown bracket. At least Brando just quit the politics thread after Trump won, Olscratch on the other hand lost his fucking mind.

Chaos vs. Itzena : Chaos is in no way an asshat. Itzena is a different story. His habit of constantly pointing to sources that contradict his point of view was amazing to behold.
 
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Phazael said:
Mist vs Bottomfeeder - Waste to put these two up against each other so soon, but no one other than Moonbat compares to Scream
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Says the guy who can't even read the first post or figure out how basic Round 1 voting is supposed to go.
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie - Popsickle is a huge faggot

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert -Tolan is a huge faggot

tanoomba vs. lumi -Tanoomba is the biggest faggot

Wollygim vs. Szila -Szila is still alive, so wins by default

Olscratch vs. Brando -Bullshit matchup, both deserve to move on to the final round to be perfectly honest. Brando for bitching out after Trump won, Olscratch for...well bitching out after Trump won. Olscratch gets the prize for going full nuclear though

Chaos vs. Itzena -Refused to move, ergo huge faggot, Chaos is small time.
 
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lurkingdirk said:
So, we're down to it. The brackets are below. Here's how you vote:

Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted.

This is a single elimination seeded 22 player bracket. It looks like this now:

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Here are the pairs to vote for in this round:

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie Abstain

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert This bracket is fucked both should be in the final four

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena

If, for example, you were going to vote for Wormie in the first pair, it should look like this:

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie Abstain

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert This bracket is fucked both should be in the final four

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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OhSeven

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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie
No idea about these 2. So I picked the most annoying name.

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert
I hope Tolan gets sold to Podestas child sex ring. My second pick for the winner only because Woolygimp is dead so this is the last chance for the title.

tanoomba vs. lumi
Fake lumi deserves nothing.

Wollygim vs. Szila
As above, The man worked hard for this title, his premature death should not hold him back from it.

Olscratch vs. Brando
Very few can asshat on the level of Scratch. His potential melt down from being named a contender for AHotY will be glorious.

Chaos vs. Itzena
I didn't think Itenza made it over, but chaos' asshatery is minimal at best (worst?)
 
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I should mention that in the event of a tie between two contestants I will break the tie with a coin toss.
 
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NewPopsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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Abefroman

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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie - Don't care.

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert Lol we missing out on serious Pantheon discussion.

tanoomba vs. lumi - No repeat champ!

Wollygim vs. Szila - Plow down a bunch of pedestrians in France? Suicide by cop!

Olscratch vs. Brando - Very close but Olscratch wins by a meltdown.

Chaos vs. Itzena - Only voting Chaos because Itzena isn't part of the community and violates the rules for being eligible that I made up in my head!
 
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Feanor

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OhSeven said:
Popsicledeath vs. Wormie
No idea about these 2. So I picked the most annoying name.
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Like a true American.

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert

tanoomba vs. lumi

Wollygim vs. Szila

Olscratch vs. Brando

Chaos vs. Itzena
 
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Rezz

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Popsicledeath vs. Wormie - I can't remember any specific wormie asshattery. I'm sure it exists, I just don't remember

Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert - Tolan is annoying but at least he's consistent. qwerty is qwerty, thus always an asshat. This should have been a semi-final matchup

tanoomba vs. lumi - No repeat winner and lumi is a myth perpetrated by our lizard overlords

Woolygimp vs. Szila - Dislike his opinion all you want, but Szila is never an asshat. Wooly going ape in every thread periodically was a shitshow.

Olscratch vs. Brando - No opinion, really

Chaos vs. Itzena - Refused to move and always a one-liner vs. chaos being mildly delusional at times. Not even fair.
 
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