Araysar vs. Alkorin - remember when Tyen ruined FOH and people started rioting and demanding fixes? It's nowhere near that bad, but maybe LLR starts selling our personal information next...who knows?
Chuckzombi AstrOCreep vs. Bald Brah - Astro dindu nuffin!
Bandwagon vs. Izo - we gotta get Izo on the FOH Hospital Board of Directors somehow...
BrutulTM vs. Maul - Just remember, Maul Truss is a FIGHTER, not a quitter! But at least he's not Starmer, I guess?
Nirgon vs. Music For Fish - Nirgon is never going to cross the finish line, much like Pantheon
Boozecube vs. Cybsled - I just want to see how far Boozecube gets
Break vs. Soygen - Because AMOD sold all of us on bunch of WORTHLESS Soybuck NFTs, from the safety of Soygen's Cosby Suite
Chris vs. Brikker - I just want to say a few words about the deceased, if I could, now that he has finally quit and then subsequently admitted in Discord what a worthless disingenuous fucktard he really was. Even in his final act of defiance, vis a vis suiciding in the most pathetic way possible, he was a shining example of how all Brits should conduct themselves on the Internet (suicide). Truly, Chris was a gem of a person, that is, if you consider a ball of polished dung to be an actual gemstone. Much like his hero, Boris "Talks Tough" Johnson, he never missed an opportunity to stand tall in defiance of common sense and basic logic, in order to champion a bunch of Hohol fuckwits who actually believed in the lies the US peddled to them. From his juvenile belief that the Ukraine War was about 'freedom and democracy', to not having enough of a spine to even address UK energy prices (he locked in his rates, you see), and even going so far as to question Russia's strength based on how long it took them to grind through heavily defended cities packed with 10s of thousands of soon-to-be self-motile Ukrainian hamburgers, Chris showed everyone how to argue like you know what you're talking about even when you're such an absolutely ignorant bellend that you say things like "Former Ukrainian President Lukashenko" before then backpeddling into his tried and true defense of "I was just joking...can't you read sarcasm?". So here's to Chris, the latest in a long line of retards, such as Blaezenfury "I was kidnapped by aliens", Tanoomba "you should just ban everyone who responds to me; I'm not the problem", "Top single-target burst DPS, serverwide" Sam da Man (RIP), whoever it was that thought Seal Team Six had 6 members and Seal Team 1 must be Chuck Norris by himself, etc etc etc. Hopefully Chris is now in a better place, which knowing him, is probably sitting in his car diddling one of his 13yo math students in a Tesco parking lot. God bless. You won't be missed.
fucker vs. Mr. Sox - Literally the biggest liar...err, WEASEL...that I've ever seen in my life.
Rajaah vs. lurkingdirk - YOU KNOW WHY
Jasker vs. Dicktrickle - The Simulation told me to vote for Jasker
Kirun vs. Gavinmad - I think he called me a bunch of hurty words once
Mist vs. Lightning Lord Rule - normally Eeyore would walk away with this one, but LLR keeps demanding titty pics. Also, mumblemumbleFORMERAMODmumblemumble.
Lumi vs. Furry - Furry may be a spastic dipshit who posts the dumbest shit sometimes, but at least he never went after people who posted in the Fuck Cancer thread via PMs and ranted about how their family members deserved to die because they didn't use seaweed wraps, wear copper bracelets or filter their shower water like God intended.
Foler vs. Rude - he's probably working as a mercenary in the Great Rift Valley right now, so he won't be able to receive his ASSHAT award personally, but none of that really matter. He's just not a Kew person.
Moglyzoke Mooglemn vs. Siliconemelens - crybaby Libcuck who is such a coward that he deserves to be made an Honorary Britbong
lurkingdirk
having to pause the video 30 times to take down your vote
