Attention all Florida wageslaves: Mr. Shekelstein expects you at the office despite approaching Hurricane Helene

With Hurricane Helene approaching it is of utmost importance we go over standard work protocols. With deadlines approaching, we cannot let weather dissuade us.

You must be at your desk 10 minutes before 8a.m. PRONTO. We have done some prior planning and will pass out candles, pencils, and paper in case the power goes out.

We understand times will get tough. For your cooperation and to boost team morale, Mr. Shekelstein will reward you with Papa John's pizza.
 
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