Barbie (2023)

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Ossoi

Ossoi

Potato del Grande
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
17,705
8,752
2.67 star(s) Rating: 2.67/5 3 Votes
Title: Barbie (2023)

Genre: Comedy

Director: Greta Gerwig

Cast: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Will Ferrell, America Ferrera, Issa Rae, Kate McKinnon, Ariana Greenblatt, Alexandra Shipp, Emma Mackey, Michael Cera, Scott Evans, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Emerald Fennell, Connor Swindells, Rhea Perlman, Sharon Rooney, Ana Kayne, Simu Liu, Ncuti Gatwa, Jamie Demetriou, Hari Nef

Release: 2023-07-19

Plot: A doll living in Barbieland is expelled for not being perfect enough and sets off on an adventure in the real world.
 
Tuco

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
47,300
80,505
I don't really understand the casting. I never pictured Barbie and Ken being middle-aged.
 
Ossoi

Ossoi

Potato del Grande
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
17,705
8,752
Tuco said:
I don't really understand the casting. I never pictured Barbie and Ken being middle-aged.
Click to expand...

How did you picture them (not an invitation to talk about you undressing them)
 
Tuco

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
47,300
80,505
Ossoi said:
How did you picture them (not an invitation to talk about you undressing them)
Click to expand...
I dunno, obnoxious young 20s kids of rich dads who hooked up with ridiculously tall super models wives.
 
  • 1Solidarity
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 users
Arbitrary

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
28,912
79,252
Ossoi said:
Click to expand...


Aw shit Orange Cassidy staring in movies!

1655319569467.png
 
  • 2Worf
Reactions: 1 users
Animosity

Animosity

Silver Baronet of the Realm
7,031
5,917
If this turns out like the Baywatch movie, Ill be ok with that.
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
Caliane

Caliane

Avatar of War Slayer
15,312
11,586
Live action barbie is a mistake. it will never be as good as life in the dreamhouse.

 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Ossoi

Ossoi

Potato del Grande
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
17,705
8,752


LMAO wtf is this trailer and who are they actually aiming this movie at?
 
  • 5Worf
  • 1WTF
Reactions: 5 users
DickTrickle

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
Greta Gerwig is directing so I'm pretty sure it's not purely some square "sell merchandise" movie.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Juvarisx

Juvarisx

Florida
3,888
4,088
DickTrickle said:
Greta Gerwig is directing so I'm pretty sure it's not purely some square "sell merchandise" movie.
Click to expand...

Yea its def not going to be a movie to sell toys, how exec's got convinced to let a Barbie movie be directed by the person who made Lady bird and written by the dude who wrote Marriage Story its beyond me lol.

Actually the entire production team is insane, Cinematographer is the one Scorsese has used exclusively since Wolf of Wall Street and did 8 mile. The composer is the one Wes Anderson uses for all of his films. The writer wrote Marriage Story, Fantastic Mr Fox, and Life Aquatic. The costume designer did 1917, The Batman, Darkest Hour and fucking Black Mirror. Hell the dude responsable for all the SFX did the entire Sandman TV show. Lol this film has a couple dozen Oscars behind it not to mention the actors.

Its like they went fuck it we are going all in, oh and hire Will Farrell to be the asshole CEO of Mattel in the film. Movies like this are fascinating to see get made, it really reminds me of the Lego movie which shouldn't have work but did amazingly.
 
Last edited:
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Movie information in first post provided by The Movie Database
You must log in or register to reply here.