Black (Red) Sonja

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Sanrith Descartes

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Just as Ildris Elba should be cast in all Hollywood black actors roles, this gem should be cast in all roles where you need a chick who is a combat beast...

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Chukzombi said:
Grace Jones is scary as fuck. she would also be too dark for starring in movies. they pick lighter black people because its easier to color balance with other actors in a scene. no, i'm not kidding.
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Naw. They don't go full darkie because the hubcaps vanish off of all the grip carts.
 
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Edaw said:
Well, turns out I'm an idiot and she was sure to remind me. Her parents are Algerian and Irish. She get's a very nice deep olive when she tans which is never. She is always in the lab.

Here's a couple more, just cause.

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She use to be super cringe SJW and 'lesbian'. She is red-pilled and loves dick now.
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How does one go from "cringe SJW lesbian" to "red-pilled dick lover"? That is about a full 180.
 
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Caliane said:
they done fucked up, not having Jessica Biel play Sonja 10-20 years ago.
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eh, probably could still do it. Shes 39.
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is she even acting anymore? i thought she unofficially retired when she married timberlake
 
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is she even acting anymore? i thought she unofficially retired when she married timberlake
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dunno. I don't follow celebrity gossip.
imdb shows her doing TV shows and voice acting for the last few years.
 
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Was looking at IMDb, Amber Heard and Megan Fox were rumored to star at different points.
Read a comment the other day, well at least it isn't ruby rose
 
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So odd. Didn't know this was a thing. I JUST watched the OLD Red Sonja last night out of the blue, followed by a few Conans.
I have to say though, they won't have to do much to "wake" this bish up for 2022 standards. Even in the old one she hated men and was always out to prove how badass she was. They dedicated the first damn 30 minutes to it.
Makes me wonder if it was the start of the retard movement.
 
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Oldbased said:
Makes me wonder if it was the start of the retard movement.
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No, because we've always had women action leads (Ripley) and women in male jobs when the setting calls for it eg Vazquez and other female space marines. The difference is it wasn't forced and nobody made a big deal out of it.
 
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In the original Alien, all the roles were created without a specific gender set (stuff like only having a last name etc), so they could just find the best fit.
 
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In the original Alien, all the roles were created without a specific gender set (stuff like only having a last name etc), so they could just find the best fit.
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And it worked great. That cast was amazing.
 
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ironically Yaphet Kotto probably would not be be cast today because its offensive to have a black man be a space janitor. Also the guy who was in the xenomorph suit, Bolaji Badejo, is black but every young black guy who says he is the first black man in scifi forgets about him, Yaphet, Carl Weathers, and other 70s and 80s greats.

to be fair its usually dumb black women saying stupid shit like that, like the recent dwarf on Rings of Power saying she is proud to play the first black dwarf forgetting Joseph Cox in Willow
 
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Ossoi said:
No, because we've always had women action leads (Ripley) and women in male jobs when the setting calls for it eg Vazquez and other female space marines. The difference is it wasn't forced and nobody made a big deal out of it.
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It worked because they did it well enough the nonsensical idea of a small woman walking around carrying a huge machine gun flew over your head. If the Vasquez character was done today she would be complaining about the ballbusting going on, not meeting it with more ballbusting.
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And it worked great. That cast was amazing.
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Its almost like to write a decent female character you write them just like a man sans the retarded muh feminism persecution complex modern female characters all have. Imagine how stupid you have to be to not get that.
 
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spronk said:
to be fair its usually dumb black women saying stupid shit like that, like the recent dwarf on Rings of Power saying she is proud to play the first black dwarf forgetting Joseph Cox in Willow
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Surely Willow was an assling and not a dorf.

Also, that RoP woman clearly hasn't been watching the porn I have.
 
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