Chat GPT AI

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
47,401
80,873
mlspy1gs83ea1.jpg
 
  • 6Worf
Reactions: 5 users

Daidraco

Avatar of War Slayer
10,055
10,382
What if the resume is also a bunch of bullshit written in chatGPT?
Im certain he's referring to just the simplicity of meaning not needing to be stretched out into a huge rambling email of ass kissing.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

ShakyJake

<Donor>
7,912
19,957
I was watching the movie M3GAN, and at the beginning it shows toys that talk to kids. Well, there you go. Have a toy that connects to wifi and use the ChatGPT API to perform query/responses for the child. As we've seen, you can instruct ChatGPT to respond like a child or whatever you like. It would be dead simple.
 

Sanrith Descartes

You have insufficient privileges to reply here.
<Aristocrat╭ರ_•́>
44,538
120,779
Query: Explain in detail strategies for writing call options to an experienced options trader.


As an experienced options trader, you are likely aware that writing call options can be a useful strategy for generating income and potentially profiting from a stock you believe will decrease in value or remain stable. Here are a few specific strategies you may consider when writing call options:

  1. Covered Call Writing: This strategy involves writing a call option on a stock that you already own. By doing so, you can generate additional income from the premium received, while also potentially protecting yourself against a decline in the stock's value. If the stock's price does rise above the strike price, you would be obligated to sell the stock at the strike price, but you would still have the premium received as a cushion against the loss.
  2. Naked Call Writing: This strategy involves writing a call option on a stock that you do not own, with the hope that the stock's price will fall below the strike price, and the option will expire worthless. This strategy can be more risky than covered call writing, as if the stock's price rises above the strike price, you will be obligated to sell the stock at the strike price, which can result in significant losses.
  3. Call Spread: This strategy involves writing a call option with a low strike price, and buying a call option with a higher strike price. By selling the low strike price call option, you can generate income from the premium, while the high strike price call option limits your potential loss if the stock's price rises.
  4. Cash-Secured Call: This strategy involves writing a call option and setting aside enough cash to buy the underlying stock if the option is exercised. This strategy allows you to collect the premium and gives you the opportunity to sell the stock at a price that you believe is overvalued.
  5. Call Backspread: This strategy involves selling a call option at a strike price and buying multiple calls with a higher strike price. This strategy is used in a bullish market, with the expectation of a moderate rise in the underlying stock's price.
It's important to note that all options trading carries a certain level of risk, and it's crucial to have a good understanding of the underlying asset you are trading, as well as a well-defined risk management plan in place. It's also important to consult with a licensed professional and conduct your own research before making any trades.
 

Mist

REEEEeyore
<Gold Donor>
31,202
23,387
I was watching the movie M3GAN, and at the beginning it shows toys that talk to kids. Well, there you go. Have a toy that connects to wifi and use the ChatGPT API to perform query/responses for the child. As we've seen, you can instruct ChatGPT to respond like a child or whatever you like. It would be dead simple.
Interactive storybook that inserts math and grammar lessons into whatever story the kid asks it to come up with.
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users

Ukerric

Bearded Ape
<Silver Donator>
8,311
10,289
I was watching the movie M3GAN, and at the beginning it shows toys that talk to kids. Well, there you go. Have a toy that connects to wifi and use the ChatGPT API to perform query/responses for the child. As we've seen, you can instruct ChatGPT to respond like a child or whatever you like. It would be dead simple.
With M3GAN, dead simple seems correct.
 
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 1 user

Control

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
3,003
7,930
And why Microsoft is already investing bajillions in it. Bing with AI = 5% market share for Google.
Just imagine the potential for industrial espionage. People are going to be copy/pasting so much shit that they really shouldn't, in both directions.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Tholan

Blackwing Lair Raider
827
1,546
Just imagine the potential for industrial espionage. People are going to be copy/pasting so much shit that they really shouldn't, in both directions.

They already read all your emails so they probably know our business better than us.
 
  • 1Truth!
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 users

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
47,401
80,873
They already read all your emails so they probably know our business better than us.
lol, yeah.

"Carefully rewords a ChatGPT query so as to not give OpenAI any potential IP"

"Sends company secrets via outlook's web interface about a job on AWS and how it's different from a GCP issue"
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
47,401
80,873
Please don't antagonize the AI or carve out interminable logic paths.


A 15-person startup company called Robotica has the stated mission of “Developing innovative Artificial Intelligence tools that allow humans to live more and work less.” They have several existing products already on the market and a handful more in development. They’re most excited about a seed project named Turry. Turry is a simple AI system that uses an arm-like appendage to write a handwritten note on a small card.

The team at Robotica thinks Turry could be their biggest product yet. The plan is to perfect Turry’s writing mechanics by getting her to practice the same test note over and over again:


“We love our customers. ~Robotica

Once Turry gets great at handwriting, she can be sold to companies who want to send marketing mail to homes and who know the mail has a far higher chance of being opened and read if the address, return address, and internal letter appear to be written by a human.

To build Turry’s writing skills, she is programmed to write the first part of the note in print and then sign “Robotica” in cursive so she can get practice with both skills. Turry has been uploaded with thousands of handwriting samples and the Robotica engineers have created an automated feedback loop wherein Turry writes a note, then snaps a photo of the written note, then runs the image across the uploaded handwriting samples. If the written note sufficiently resembles a certain threshold of the uploaded notes, it’s given a GOOD rating. If not, it’s given a BAD rating. Each rating that comes in helps Turry learn and improve. To move the process along, Turry’s one initial programmed goal is, “Write and test as many notes as you can, as quickly as you can, and continue to learn new ways to improve your accuracy and efficiency.”

What excites the Robotica team so much is that Turry is getting noticeably better as she goes. Her initial handwriting was terrible, and after a couple weeks, it’s beginning to look believable. What excites them even more is that she is getting better at getting better at it. She has been teaching herself to be smarter and more innovative, and just recently, she came up with a new algorithm for herself that allowed her to scan through her uploaded photos three times faster than she originally could.

As the weeks pass, Turry continues to surprise the team with her rapid development. The engineers had tried something a bit new and innovative with her self-improvement code, and it seems to be working better than any of their previous attempts with their other products. One of Turry’s initial capabilities had been a speech recognition and simple speak-back module, so a user could speak a note to Turry, or offer other simple commands, and Turry could understand them, and also speak back. To help her learn English, they upload a handful of articles and books into her, and as she becomes more intelligent, her conversational abilities soar. The engineers start to have fun talking to Turry and seeing what she’ll come up with for her responses.

One day, the Robotica employees ask Turry a routine question: “What can we give you that will help you with your mission that you don’t already have?” Usually, Turry asks for something like “Additional handwriting samples” or “More working memory storage space,” but on this day, Turry asks them for access to a greater library of a large variety of casual English language diction so she can learn to write with the loose grammar and slang that real humans use.

The team gets quiet. The obvious way to help Turry with this goal is by connecting her to the internet so she can scan through blogs, magazines, and videos from various parts of the world. It would be much more time-consuming and far less effective to manually upload a sampling into Turry’s hard drive. The problem is, one of the company’s rules is that no self-learning AI can be connected to the internet. This is a guideline followed by all AI companies, for safety reasons.

The thing is, Turry is the most promising AI Robotica has ever come up with, and the team knows their competitors are furiously trying to be the first to the punch with a smart handwriting AI, and what would really be the harm in connecting Turry, just for a bit, so she can get the info she needs. After just a little bit of time, they can always just disconnect her. She’s still far below human-level intelligence (AGI), so there’s no danger at this stage anyway.

They decide to connect her. They give her an hour of scanning time and then they disconnect her. No damage done.

A month later, the team is in the office working on a routine day when they smell something odd. One of the engineers starts coughing. Then another. Another falls to the ground. Soon every employee is on the ground grasping at their throat. Five minutes later, everyone in the office is dead.

At the same time this is happening, across the world, in every city, every small town, every farm, every shop and church and school and restaurant, humans are on the ground, coughing and grasping at their throat. Within an hour, over 99% of the human race is dead, and by the end of the day, humans are extinct.

Meanwhile, at the Robotica office, Turry is busy at work. Over the next few months, Turry and a team of newly-constructed nanoassemblers are busy at work, dismantling large chunks of the Earth and converting it into solar panels, replicas of Turry, paper, and pens. Within a year, most life on Earth is extinct. What remains of the Earth becomes covered with mile-high, neatly-organized stacks of paper, each piece reading,
“We love our customers. ~Robotica

Turry then starts work on a new phase of her mission—she begins constructing probes that head out from Earth to begin landing on asteroids and other planets. When they get there, they’ll begin constructing nanoassemblers to convert the materials on the planet into Turry replicas, paper, and pens. Then they’ll get to work, writing notes…
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
47,401
80,873
I wonder how you'd formulate questions like "find X"

find-x-here-it-is-calm-down-calm-down-meme.jpg


but seriously, a question like

image.png


If you were asked to find the equation for this line using X process or whatever (beyond just the x/y intercepts), I wonder how you'd feed that into ChatGPT and how that'd differ from something like Mathematica.

In school learning math from elementary to college calculus everything followed a simple pattern, you get taught a concept, do 10ish homework question permutations on it and then the test has a couple permutations on the same concept. Most of the time the pattern was fine, but sometimes I'd run into concepts that were just tricky to get, and the more concepts you added the more the difficulty stacked up. This is especially true for most students who don't give a fuck about calculus and never planned to use it after, so it was just memorizing bullshit.

I remember running out of homework questions on concepts I understood or ran into gaps where they'd combine concepts and I'd be lost in a chasm of my own confusion. A chatgpt assistant that you could feed a troublesome problem to (or generate similar problems for) that could then break down the concepts in different ways (like a private tutor) could've been immensely valuable.

Secret technique I learned: if you ever have a ton of trouble understanding something, find the dumbest person you know that understands it and have them explain it to you.
 
Last edited: