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This here:
got me thinking about how untethered from reality and rational thinking leftists are these days, and I thought it would be fun to create a thread where we write up synopses of classic films as if through the eyes of one of these faggots. I'll go first:
The Shawshank Redemption (1998)
Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) is falsely charged with the murder of his wife and sentenced to life in Shawshank prison. While in prison, Andy experiments with homosexuality and, unable to reconcile his homophobia with his latent homosexual desires, manipulates the prison guards into committing a hate crime against the prison's LGBTQ community. A tenuous friendship appears to form between Andy and Red (Morgan Freeman), an African-American Shawshank prisoner, but Andy's underlying motive is to use Red as slave labor in his prison library/sweatshop. Andy eventually comes to the conclusion that he is unable to endure the anguish of the American prison system, as so many black Americans have, and exerts his white male privilege by simultaneously escaping from prison and framing the warden of a white collar crime. After escaping, Andy gives Red directions to find him in Mexico, where Andy no doubt intends for Red to serve as his field American Inventor.
got me thinking about how untethered from reality and rational thinking leftists are these days, and I thought it would be fun to create a thread where we write up synopses of classic films as if through the eyes of one of these faggots. I'll go first:
The Shawshank Redemption (1998)
Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) is falsely charged with the murder of his wife and sentenced to life in Shawshank prison. While in prison, Andy experiments with homosexuality and, unable to reconcile his homophobia with his latent homosexual desires, manipulates the prison guards into committing a hate crime against the prison's LGBTQ community. A tenuous friendship appears to form between Andy and Red (Morgan Freeman), an African-American Shawshank prisoner, but Andy's underlying motive is to use Red as slave labor in his prison library/sweatshop. Andy eventually comes to the conclusion that he is unable to endure the anguish of the American prison system, as so many black Americans have, and exerts his white male privilege by simultaneously escaping from prison and framing the warden of a white collar crime. After escaping, Andy gives Red directions to find him in Mexico, where Andy no doubt intends for Red to serve as his field American Inventor.
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