Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

I am now providing counseling for our local retard population. If you would like to have your sentence commuted or feel you need an extended stay, this is the place to request such. If you want to talk about your retarded feelings, I am here to help. This is a safe place.

Thank you good Amod. Let the healing begin.

I will speak with the patient. If he refuses to post here though I'm afraid I must advise the full sentence be carried out.

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:

I'm sorry my good Dr. I was unaware of this thread.

I believe my current time spent in the RRP has rehabilitated me. I will no longer engage column (or mist, I hate it when she/it mists all over my face with pseudoscience).

I have no further need to illustrate to column or the community as a whole that the world would be a better place if his life ceased to be. His posts make this fact more than apparent.

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This is excellent progress. After reading this and studying Column's case, it seems clear to me that your case is one of a good man driven to near insanity when faced with the tidal wave of retardation that is a Column post. I shall send my recommendation of a commuted sentence to the board.

I must ask of you , however, that in the future you refrain from suggesting suicide to any posters of this board. Excepting Tanoomba of course, and then only in the accepted image trolling format.

Column, you appear desperate for attention. Was your father not around during your childhood? Let's get the root of your issues.