Flash Gordon by Taika Waititi

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I wonder who they will change Ming into. Can’t use a fu man chi villain in today’s world!

Omg think of the tweets ;)
 
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The one we have is perfect. Literally flawless.

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Hosix

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The original was good. I remember as a kid being home sick and my dad would always put this on.

No originality in Hollywood so just keep raping my childhood.
 
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BTW, if you haven't actually watched Flesh Gordon (yes, it's real) and you enjoy weird 70's/80's movies, then you have to give it a go.

I mean, read this and tell me you aren't intrigued

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!
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I thought Matthew Vaughn was working on a new Flash Gordon. Thor 3 basically WAS a new Flash Gordon.
 
Gamma Rays

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^^^

Well, perhaps Hosix is in his 90's.

Then that was in his childhood.
 
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Chukzombi

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Gamma Rays said:
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Well, perhaps Hosix is in his 90's.

Then that was in his childhood.
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thats the original for me and im not nearly that old. it played on Saturday or Sunday mornings during the 70s and its amazing how much Star Wars "borrowed" from it. there was also Buck Rogers which had the same star, Buster Crabbe. i mean thats how all of this started. Lucas wanted to remake Flash Gordon, he tried to buy the rights to the film and was refused, so he made his own version and called it Star Wars. i guess after its success, the studio/person who owned the Flash Gordon IP decided, "ahh fuck, i coulda been rich" so they sold Flash G off for whatever they could get.
 
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The only way this would work is if they cast Rebel Wilson as Flash Gordon.

That would rock.
 
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