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An electric toothbrush and an escalator can both break but the original goal can still be achieved.

 

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lurkingdirk said:

An electric toothbrush and an escalator can both break but the original goal can still be achieved.

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It depends on how tragically they break.

 

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Kajiimagi

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wellijustdontknow said:

It depends on how tragically they break.
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yeah, this, escalators are shit.

 

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wellijustdontknow said:

It depends on how tragically they break.
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There's a tragic failure mode for teethbrushes too.

 

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If I were a slab of concrete I would love being powerwashed. I think that would make me so excited.

 

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If are cooking dinner in a crockpot and you die, whomever finds your body will have a nice warm meal ready for them.

 

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lurkingdirk said:

If are cooking dinner in a crockpot and you die, whomever finds your body will have a nice warm meal ready for them.

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And a cool dessert...

 

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Water is never really yours, it's just your turn to drink it.

 

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Kajiimagi

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rather than stop daylight saving time, lean into it and keep 'falling back' until it is yesterday.

 

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You cannot unmountain dew what ha already been moutain done.

 

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I wonder who made the decision that eyes and teeth should be separate from healthcare.

 

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lurkingdirk said:

I wonder who made the decision that eyes and teeth should be separate from healthcare.

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parts designed to wear out?

 

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lurkingdirk said:

I wonder who made the decision that eyes and teeth should be separate from healthcare.

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Well for teeth it was obviously the British.

 

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Are we in the 10th year of GEOTUS, or is it only the 6th? In other words do we stop the count during the interregnum in his reign or just count from the beginning since an auto pen ran the country for 4 years?