Bro did your FSR bot and your shower thought bot get crossed wires?


Doubtful, but once I got pulled over by a cop, and someone blew past us going like 20 over, and the cop handed my shit back and took off.Do you ever think that you've saved someone from a ticket when you flashed your brights as a warning after you've seen a cop?

Yes because I've seen them slow down. That's why sometimes when I'm feeling like an asshole and see someone speeding the other direction, I like to flash my lights and watch them slam on the brakes.Do you ever think that you've saved someone from a ticket when you flashed your brights as a warning after you've seen a cop?

Don't forget , epic whores!The term "common whore" implies there are also uncommon, rare, and legendary whores.


err, exactly how bad is your diabetes? You running an A1C of 10?Should we refer to cum as "high fructose porn syrup?"


Depends on whether or not you're Russian, Catholic, or sane.How old must remains be in order for it to be socially acceptable to display them in a museum?
King Tut ~2600 years old, perfectly socially acceptable to display in a museum.
George Washington - ~300 years old, cemented into a tomb in Mount Vernon estate, not socially acceptable.
I feel like the National Museum of Natural History would get a lot more visitors if his skeleton was on full display, but when I bring it up at Mount Vernon people lose their shit.
