Sometimes I forget to pee when I poop.
wellijustdontknow Karen 1,020 -1,588 Mar 31, 2026 #1,501 Sometimes I forget to pee when I poop. 11 Reactions: 1 users
Loser Gongone cuckservative censorship is real <Banned> 19,264 30,877 Mar 31, 2026 #1,502 I confirmed my suspicion, his approval/audience are all but deleted. I ask myself, how did I know? The shower continues.
I confirmed my suspicion, his approval/audience are all but deleted. I ask myself, how did I know? The shower continues.
lurkingdirk AssHat Taint <Medals Crew> 58,722 303,713 Apr 2, 2026 #1,503 Hugh Jackman and Gene Hackman should switch last names. 41 Reactions: 4 users
1 1987 Bronze Baronet of the Realm 4,068 9,445 Apr 3, 2026 #1,504 "Mace Windu : Space Dindu" Not sure what else to do with the idea yet. 2 Reactions: 1 users
wellijustdontknow Karen 1,020 -1,588 Apr 4, 2026 #1,505 1987 said: "Mace Windu : Space Dindu" Not sure what else to do with the idea yet. Click to expand... Dey wuz gud boyz
1987 said: "Mace Windu : Space Dindu" Not sure what else to do with the idea yet. Click to expand... Dey wuz gud boyz
lurkingdirk AssHat Taint <Medals Crew> 58,722 303,713 Apr 16, 2026 #1,507 If you ask Rick Astley to give you is copy of the movie Up, he can't give it to you. Yet in not giving it to you he has let you down. Is this the Astley paradox? 311 Reactions: 5 users
If you ask Rick Astley to give you is copy of the movie Up, he can't give it to you. Yet in not giving it to you he has let you down. Is this the Astley paradox?
1 1987 Bronze Baronet of the Realm 4,068 9,445 Apr 19, 2026 #1,508 Every time I hear slang I don't know from a child, I'm going to play a clip from pootie Tang and refuse to elaborate 2 Reactions: 1 users
Every time I hear slang I don't know from a child, I'm going to play a clip from pootie Tang and refuse to elaborate
lurkingdirk AssHat Taint <Medals Crew> 58,722 303,713 Apr 20, 2026 #1,509 What if umbrellas were meant to be called "brellas" but the guy introducing them just hesitated? 3 Reactions: 2 users
Hoss Make America's Team Great Again <Gold Donor> 30,785 24,049 Apr 20, 2026 #1,510 If I shoot someone breaking into my home, then 'accidentally' kill them while dressing the wound, am I covered under good samaritan laws? 11 Reactions: 1 users
If I shoot someone breaking into my home, then 'accidentally' kill them while dressing the wound, am I covered under good samaritan laws?
lurkingdirk AssHat Taint <Medals Crew> 58,722 303,713 Apr 27, 2026 #1,511 If aliens ever do come to earth we are going to have to explain why we have so many movies about us attacking them. 1 Reactions: 1 user
If aliens ever do come to earth we are going to have to explain why we have so many movies about us attacking them.
lurkingdirk AssHat Taint <Medals Crew> 58,722 303,713 Apr 27, 2026 #1,512 Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things. 1 Reactions: 1 user
lurkingdirk AssHat Taint <Medals Crew> 58,722 303,713 Apr 27, 2026 #1,513 People mostly use their drivers license to buy things that impair their driving. 2 Reactions: 1 users
lurkingdirk AssHat Taint <Medals Crew> 58,722 303,713 May 3, 2026 #1,514 I wonder if the name Garret has ever been short for cigarette?
lurkingdirk AssHat Taint <Medals Crew> 58,722 303,713 Today at 1:58 PM #1,515 If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don't, technically you did.