Gazer (2025)

Back in college, place I used to work at which was a company that used to rent computers, printers, and software and stuff to car dealerships of all things. They were the second biggest in the country based out of Houston and had an office up in College Station.

I worked on laser printers the greatest of all printers, but the adjacent benches worked on these archaic printheads for 8020s maybe, just constantly servicing and rebuilding these old print heads for dot matrix stuff, because apparently a lot of documentation for a car sale used to be on dot matrix.

I just remember one of the dudes off that bench had to come back from grabbing a cup of coffee in the break area and coming back from the bathroom, and he said some weirdo off of the Comm team was in the bathroom at an adjacent urinal, and the Comm guy was meat gazing.

When asked WTF, the fellow printer team member would make these big open eye stare and this open mouth crazy smile. We should joke about it all the time, and call people meat gazers. He's just do the meat gazer impression all the time especially if we were screwing with somebody. I don't know how the hell we got away with a lot of this stuff we did back then, but that was right on the cusp of the internet age.

I think I had more fun remembering this experience from college then I probably would watching that movie.

No bullshit....

TheBeagle said:

Lol, ya back in the day me and the boys were always busting balls accusing each other of meat gazing. Try to make them look at your crotch area and then say "wtf? Meat gazer!".
We were fucking retarded.

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Just dude / locker room type jokes and jibes. I don't think kids do that nowadays, and if they do they'll get expelled or something. I know you work construction, and if you don't have a thick skin, being on a project will be hell.

Gravel said:

In the Army, the guy who got stuck having to assist with the piss tests was always called the meat gazer.

Glad I'm not the only one who saw this movie title and their mind went there.

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Hey, if you grew up in a better age of course you'd joke about this sort of shit. Now, you'd probably get branded as homophobic/transphobic or whatever the fuck. Probably be an article in the New York times about about meat gazers, and here is why it's a good thing.