Groundhog day is a pretty dumb movie

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Mist

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Mist has time to read/watch news while she works 200 hours a week for slave wages to support her abusive mom?
I can read pretty quickly. The key is not moving your lips when you do it.

You should try it.
 
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Jysin

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I can read pretty quickly. The key is not moving your lips when you do it.

You should try it.

Not sure if serious, but the key to speed reading is not thinking the words "aloud" in your head as you read.

Who the fuck reads with their lips moving?
 

Mist

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Not sure if serious, but the key to speed reading is not thinking the words "aloud" in your head as you read.

Who the fuck reads with their lips moving?
Dumbfuck meth heads like wizardhawk. That was the joke.
 
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Mist

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Just kidding wizardhawk. You're my second favorite worst poster here.
 
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kegkilla

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You're my favorite worst poster.
Kiss me you fool

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The movie confirms the existence of God, or at least some higher power, since Phil is stuck in the loop until he acts like a good guy. Presumably any sort of rape would keep him in Punxsutawney Hell for all of eternity.

Unless maybe the only true god is Allah, in which case rape is probably ok especially of a foreign heretical woman.

guys i've got a reboot idea: Groundhog Day 2017: same plot, but Phil converts to Islam in the middle of the movie, murders all the men, rapes all the women, and is freed by Allah who reveals he died trying to explode a suicide vest and he needed to create his own paradise.

Sprinkle in enough gays, trannies, and people of color to represent current political idealogies. Hero is a black man who was wrongly imprisoned for drugs. Box office and Oscar gold.
 
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The only acceptable re-release would be if they call it Groundhog Day 2 and release the same movie.
 
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