Hypothetical Girlfriend, Take 2.

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Uber Uberest

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Famm_sl said:
I choose that too, but I'm thinking she meant like when you want to buy something fun or for you or do something like going out she has the final say. Which would in fact suck. I initially thought like you, oh she pays the bills and handles all that boring shit, sweet! But no, its never actually like that.

My second choice was: "5/10, shares all hobbies, is shy+sane in public but crazy in bed". There's really no downside there, unless you're one of those e-badass dudes who lets everyone knows he only bangs 8+ hot model level blondes every weekend and shit.
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But she's sane, so if she sees the logic and you can afford it, she gives you the dough. No fucking brainer.

See you're so set in the thinking of women being irrational and controlling, that you can't even see this dream for what it is. Feels bad man
 
Frenzied Wombat

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>8/10 boring/sane like above but more frequent sex, great cook but wants tons of kids ASAP

I'll give her one anklebiter then get that sperm count down with testosterone gel. It'll be win/win.

LOL at all the guys falling for the "controls all the finances" honeypot. Good luck with that one broskis *cackles*.

EDIT: This is far better than the a_skeleton_03 polls.
 
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6/10 with crazy only 20% of the time, hopefully when it involves hot crazy porno sex. Hands down there.
 
Famm

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Uber Uberest_sl said:
But she's sane, so if she sees the logic and you can afford it, she gives you the dough. No fucking brainer.

See you're so set in the thinking of women being irrational and controlling, that you can't even see this dream for what it is. Feels bad man
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Sure its a possibility, although rare. But I really think for the purposes of this poll Mist meant the kind of "controlling" the finances I was describing. Otherwise there's zero downsides to that option and its no contest between the rest of the entries.
 
Famm

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Better poll! Which one of these is the highest body fat % you would go, assuming you really clicked with her, got along, liked being with her, etc:

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Imagine the first one is more realistic like a skin and bones flat chested little boy body, since very few people would be dating a woman who looks like that in the first place. Not that it matters since no one will pick 10-12% as thehighestthey would go.
 
Sulrn

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3-4 (18-25%) is the sweet spot imho. Someone who is into running/swimming/biking and occasionally going to the gym, but doesn't carb count or cycle preworkouts is part of the recipe for an easy going, but active(fun) relationship.

Unfortunately most of them have small busts. =(
 
Sylas

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3-4 is the sweet spot but i'd go up to 5 (30%). Women's body fat compositions are different than men's primarily because of the pair of flotation devices attached to the chest that can add between 10-15% body fat to the total.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Sanity doesn't necessarily mean she's good with finances FYI.. I know plenty of sane people that can't manage money for shit and/or are compulsive spenders.
 
iannis

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20-30% is the sweetspot. Lower and they start to run into health problems. Higher and they start to run into health problems. Plenty of women look damn good at 30%. Even 35% if you like a little cushion... but you do start running into health problems.

I don't want my girl to be sick, mang.
 
Mist

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35% would be fine if they stayed that way, but girls that are that thick just keep getting fatter as they age.
 
Eomer

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Poll wise, I went with #3, but #6 was pretty close too. I don't have a super high sex drive, and I have a fairly low tolerance for insanity with women. I'd say that my most recent girlfriend was somewhere between a #3/4: very pretty, very sane, not entirely a prude in bed but not a firecracker either, but not in any rush to have kids either. All in all she was a good find, and it's going to be a fucking pain to strike gold like that again.
 
Mist

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Isn't this one supposed to be locked? There's a third poll.
 
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