i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)

kegkilla · Dec 10, 2015

House of Ascania - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

long story short, i'm a direct male descendant of this guy:

Henry of Saxe-Lauenburg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

the current head of the house is this guy:

Eduard, Prince of Anhalt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

who is 74 years old and has three daughters. per wikipedia, if he dies the house will be considered extinguished. as a direct male descendant through only male relatives, i believe the throne should be mine.

thoughts?

khorum · Dec 10, 2015

Better reclaim your ancestral lands before migrant rapesquads terraform it into some kinda snowy Durkastan.

kegkilla · Dec 10, 2015

my first order of business will be to raise an army to dethrone the usurper Angela Merkel

Malakriss · Dec 10, 2015

Are the daughters hot? Should this have been a screenshots thread?

kegkilla · Dec 10, 2015

don't concern yourself with my cousins you peasant scum

chthonic-anemos · Dec 10, 2015

This ends with you owing land and money to a wide variety of minority groups.

Agraza · Dec 10, 2015

You have my trowel.

Palum · Dec 10, 2015

Is there a negative for trying to claim this?

Keg, if I pledge my house to your cause can I crash at your Schloss?

khorum · Dec 10, 2015

One of the positives is he becomes the Grand Master of theOrder of Albert the Bear, an ancestral Order Militant associated with the Teutonic Knights.

Keg can then technically knight anyone he wants into his personal Crusade.

kegkilla · Dec 10, 2015

Palum_sl said:
Is there a negative for trying to claim this?

Keg, if I pledge my house to your cause can I crash at your Schloss?

not that i imagine, unless i end up starting world war 3. which wouldn't necessarily be a negative.

kegkilla · Dec 10, 2015

khorum_sl said:
One of the positives is he becomes the Grand Master of theOrder of Albert the Bear, an ancestral Order Militant associated with the Teutonic Knights.

Keg can then technically knight anyone he wants into his personal Crusade.

yeah, i descend directly from Albert the Bear through male lineage. time for me to pick up where he left off.

khorum · Dec 10, 2015

My bad, it'sAlbrechtthe Bear.

Albertthe Bear sounds like a gay muppet.

Column_sl · Dec 10, 2015

Will there be Jousting?

VariaVespasa_sl · Dec 11, 2015

Permit me to show you to your new home, your pre-highness!

khorum · Dec 11, 2015

kegkilla_sl said:
don't concern yourself with my cousins you peasant scum

whoa whoa WHOA.... this dude is 74 yrs old so we figured his daughters were all 45+ milfs at best.

Turns out Kegbro was holding out on us. Here's Princess Julia Felicitas von Anhalt, called "Juschka" after her great-great-grandmother Catherine the Great of Russia:

That is serious durka-bait, gotta crusade that shit asap.

Izo · Dec 11, 2015

A+ thread, would read again.

Tuco · Dec 11, 2015

What's your evidence of claim? How many of your fathers in that lineage are bastards, Keg Snow?

kegkilla · Dec 11, 2015

Tuco_sl said:
What's your evidence of claim? How many of your fathers in that lineage are bastards, Keg Snow?

my ancestry.com account

iannis · Dec 11, 2015

You're gonna need to paint your castle, von killa. That yellow is fey.

chthonic-anemos · Dec 11, 2015

prime refugee real estate right there

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