In the Lost Lands (2025)

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Title: In the Lost Lands (2025)

Genre: Fantasy, Adventure, Action

Director: Paul W. S. Anderson

Cast: Milla Jovovich, Dave Bautista, Arly Jover, Amara Okereke, Deirdre Mullins, Sebastian Stankiewicz, Tue Lunding, Jacek Dzisiewicz, Ian Hanmore, Eveline Hall, Kamila Klamut, Caoilinn Springall, Jan Kowalewski, Pawel Wysocki

Release: 2025-02-27

Runtime: 101

Plot: A queen, desperate to obtain the gift of shape-shifting, makes a daring play: she hires the sorceress Gray Alys, a woman as feared as she is powerful. Sent to the ghostly wilderness of the Lost Lands, Alys and her guide, the drifter Boyce, must outwit and outfight man and demon in a fable that explores the nature of good and evil, debt and fulfillment, love and loss.

 
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Where'd the fucking video go?
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i didn't post a vid, it was an embed on tmdb, which was a fake trailer, it took this short teaser and added clips from other movies.



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Okay, I honestly only read the breif, saw J.S. A and Milia.... but now with strong mad and GRRfluffinstuff... I may withdraw my "sure why not" to "eehhhh"
 
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This will be shit, and I've never been a fan of Milla (even in 5th Element, I wish it had been almost anyone else), but I have to hand it to her, she looks really fucking good for turning 50 this year.
 
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It's gonna be greaaaaat. Endless traaaaash.

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Ah, thanks gawd, Goatface Goatface is going to get pinged every time we hate review this one.
 
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Seeing scrawny Bautista still try to play bad ass characters brings geriatric Neeson movie vibes. It doesn't help with Jovovich either. The world looks interesting even if a bit generic.
 
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But they throw snakes and there's techno music, and there's a tranny looking crusader bad guy, do I think is supposed to be some sort of comedian from some other Zack Snyder movie that I don't know or care about or watched. I think it was his stupid Army of the Dead film and they spliced in that horrible female comedian but she's not ever funny.

I'm not one for abortion, but there should have been killed in the womb.
 
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